Computer, simulate some of Alejandro's finest cooking for me, some chilli and sea bass, I believe

>computer, simulate some of Alejandro's finest cooking for me, some chilli and sea bass, I believe.

> computer, ban all phoneposters

Not bad.

MWAAA THE ROMULANS

Watch it, computer.

I am literally retarded

I'm so fucking sick of all you autistic basement dwellers who have never been to a 5 start restaurant and have no idea how this shit works. Chilli would never be served with fish.

It's "Chilean Sea Bass" FUCK

>5 start

What happened with the previous 4 starts?

>chili and seabass

Never understood what the writers were going for. Were they trying to establish him as an eccentric character? Chili and sea bass is a bizarre combination IMHO.

"No!"

It was Chilean Sea Bass

It was chili made out of dinosaur.

>chilli and sea bass
Dumbest meme on this whole board.

>Al "Eh" Andro has prep-aired a D light fuel mill forest, Chilean seabase. Abbo- leave!

so the plot element i can make out from this confusing line is that Al Andro (nicknamed Eh), one of Ingen's passenger plane pilots, has readied an aircraft for them to fly in (in Ingen pilot slang 'prep-aired'), a D-class light fuel 'Mill Forest' propellor plane, ready to take them to Hammond's secret Chilean sea base. Why does this sea base never actually appear in the film? Surely Isla Nublar can't be the Chilean sea base as it's off the Pacific coast of Costa Rica, which is 3 and half thousand kilometres from Chile, at the least? The final words lead me to believe that Spielberg was attempting to depict Hammond's supposed suppressed racial hatred manifesting due to his Tourette's syndrome. Odd how it's never brought up again, though.

it's also quite remarkable how Spielberg could get away with the anti-Aboriginal racism telling the "Abbo" to leave. The 90s were a different time.

it's actually "chili IN sea bass". they filled the gaps in the prehistoric seabass genome using chili DNA. it's a brilliant piece of foreshadowing that somehow flew over most peoples' heads. it's clearer in the novel.

this was twice as funny as OP

>chilli and sea bass
CHILEAN SEA BASS YOU FUCKING MONGOLOID! EVERY FUCKING TIME WITH THIS SHIT!

- Lots of love /ck/

you're just making them meme harder new friend, relax, they know. we all know. have a sugar cookie. feel better?

What are the numbers at the end of every description? S-surely it's not the price?

I'm afraid I'll go to a fancy restaurant one day and make a fool of myself because I don't know what those little numbers mean.

well fuck now I'm hungry and all I have is microwave burritos to eat.

yep, price. I recommend the porterhouse. Add a lobster tail with it.

Lol, nice one.

but they don't have lobster

Boy, if you're somebody they'll have lobster

if you want to be a big guy, always order lobster regardless of venue, gotcha

Now your catching on. Make the plebs work for their meager wages.

>hungry as hell, have chili but no sea bass