This is the FBI/CIA. Are you a pedophile?

This is the FBI/CIA. Are you a pedophile?

We

maybe not

We're

Yes.

Sorry, my mate took my phone. I meant to say yes.

No*

We

Yes*

Nah. Children just take advantage of me.

We're sending a squad to your house.

Yes. Those children should be arrested for rape and pedophilia.

Tell it to the judge

No but id like to be. Care to help?

What?

i am not a pedophile, but it's been alerting me how horny children are. maybe they deserve some loving.

Hmm.

We

Wuz

Yes

not yet but in a few weeks I will be

No, i'm just a faggot who loves cop cock

Brown nosing won't get you anywhere you freak.

I seriously love cop cock. Put me in jail for that.

>Oh wait, you can't.

We'll see how your case checks out

I'll try and seduce every cop in sight.

Depends. You holdin?

Wut

Something like 1 in 3 people live next door to a pedophile. Not me though, I lucked out. I live next to these two smoking hot thirteen year olds!

keek

nice

Noted

Also noted

nice dubs

Thanks sir

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