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>”young boys”
>posts a picture of homosexual pedophiles in speedos
Can metal be banned from this board?

why was he so rude to his grandma?

Post fun metal

metal to take a shit to ?

whats is he doing at 2:40?
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Thoughts?

what even defines tech death
big noodly guitar parts? odd song structure? I feel like those are already big parts of death metal

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t. untrvourist

sounds like writing on a chalkboard

I was gonna ask for this edit

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what the fuck does Sacred Son even means

What did they mean by this

First Wave = Best Wave

This confounds the carpetbagger

this vexes the vacationist

this disheartens the globetrotter

kinda reminds me of Incantation
youtu.be/lypbUiPm_YM

>People like my edit
I feel nice
Metal for this feel?

Rate my song titles for a demo I'm trying to get started. Genre will be proto/first wave black metal sound with hardcore punk influences
>Sarin Attack
>Mark of The Antichrist
>Bestial Rape
>Torrential Blasphemy
>Skinwalker
>Thermonuclear Annihilation
>Eldritch Death
>Satanic Rites of Baphomet

the titles sound like almost any blasphemy clone band with a black/red album cover, good luck

Their next album is going to be pure kino, mark my words.

literally who

>slayer
>black metal
kekked

literally what is reverse image search

i want Sup Forums tourists to leave

I bought a Burzum shirt on Amazon. It shipped from China and it was a fake. Fucking kill me

oh it's ellende
hahahahahahahahahahahaha

but they're bland atmoshit m8

Funnily enough I was more influenced by Sodom, Venom, early Slayer, Sarcofago, Bathory, Discharge, Carnivore, and early Voivod

>varg letting merch ship from china
what the fuck made you think this would be legit?

aesthetic as fuck holy shit
i don't know who they are but i'm going to buy everything they have including their undies

>i bought a burzum shirt

possibly the worst use of corpsepaint ever

>wearing band shirts
>ever
embarassing desu

bathory shirts make me feel trve as fuck, sue me

Rate my song titles for our first album

We play gothic and progressive metal inspired by Paradise Lost, Opeth, Novembre and Riverside

1 In Medias Res
2 The Grey Area
3 Not So Bright
4 Death of Vanity
5 Animated Dreams
6 Forever Stranded
7 Time Limit
8 The Last Thing We Want
9 Downhill
10 Halo (Depeche Mode Cover)

Rate my song titles for a demo im trying to get started. Genre will be trad with AOR and synthwave influnences
1. night flight to tokyo
2. tokyo nights
3. midnight city
4. night rider
5. rock city nights (title track)

night/tokyo

>bathory shirts

>We play gothic and progressive metal inspired by Paradise Lost, Opeth, Novembre and Riverside

I hope your not kidding cause this actually sounds badass as fuck

>caring if shirt is fake or not
if there are no mistakes in the print and if it's 100% cotton there is nothing to complain about

>being this much of a numale

xD epic

he already peaked with todbringer and made mad €€€ with the sales. you know what that means right?

new vial of mayo dropped today what yall think?

Rate my song titles for my goregrind band's demo
1. Sexslaughter Bloodnut
2. Testicular Holocaust
3. Shit on the Chest of God
4. Maggot Faggot Orgy
5. Grenade Buttplug
6. Satan with a Buzzsaw Strapon

I enjoyed it. Much better than the genetic bm we've been getting recently. Could have been longer actually found myself wanting more

>y-you're a n-numale

>taking a low tier bait

how do you manage to samefag so hard that you forget to turn off your name

>Samefagging
you know deep down you want to make this album

>his taste isn't good enough to be put on display
Pathetic.

I'm laughing but would buy this in a heartbeat

got me user

Rate my song titles for my groove/industrial/melodic death metal debut album

1 Purifier
2 What Was I Thinking?
3 MAke Your Stand
4 The Designer
5 Enslave
6 Enclaves
7 Game of Pretending
8 Transmission
9 The Wall of Noise
10 Cut
11 Erased Thoughts
12 I Am A Deadman

shit thread so far

>being this self-important

good thing you came along to fix it

is it okay if i like paysage d'hiver

Post em

>having a complete and total lack of aplomb

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that fucking Ritchie Valens looks so damn out of place

>Much better than the genetic bm we've been getting recently.
Idk bro. That album put out by the hybrid clone of Varg and Myrkur was pretty unique.

>atmoshit

no

back to rebbit please sir

>>Thermonuclear Annihilation
Bolt Thrower?
post it here once you finished it I want to hear it

surely there is good atmoshit ?

Hello, I am new to metal. is bathory considered a good start?

++Christian Death, TVU,
-all that meme metalcore/deathcore

Spēēd Whore

how kvlt is my band name

yes

Blood Stronghold

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The Louvin Brothers beat Kreator to the punch

/r/ing meal with pick slides forming riffs that isnt Revenge/Conqueror

no

perhaps

>not wearing band shirts when summoned to court
>not smirking like a badass when the judge facepalms when he sees your "women are punching bags for my dick" shirt
>tfw you're not in court for something kvlt like murder or domestic abuse but rather a speeding ticket

what's metal that sounds like later cattle decapitation

I'm not sure.

Why do i feel like this negress is going to explain to me that white people are inferior

Best Bathory album coming through.

i like band shirts but this post belongs on youtube comments

because you're a disgusting Sup Forumsshitter

Spēēdslüt sounds better 2bh

>trad
Judas Priest
>nwobhm / other heavy
Dio
>thrash
Slayer
>speed
Exciter
>death
Morbid Angel
>1st wave black
Bathory
>2nd wave black
Darkthrone
>power
Stratovarius
>doom
Candlemass
>sludge
Eyehategod

Guy on the left looks pretty good but the rest of them are just terrible
>Burzum shirt on Amazon
Fucking hilarious

Post patrician AOR.

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"no"

find a flaw

>thrash metal

time is up is better

>nuthrash
>vocalist sounds like a raped ape
>dude drumpf lmao
>we stopped being good 2 albums ago but shut up we're """"big""" now

>Holy Roman Empire fights the Ottomans for centuries to protect central Europe from Muslims
>tfw in the early 21st century, Muslims become the majority of central Europe in two generations
metal for this feel?

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