WHY IS HE SO PERFECT BROS?

WHY IS HE SO PERFECT BROS?

hes been dirty af lately desu

I think that he is way too arrogant right now.
He literally runs around like he's the goat.

He didn't even play particularly well, just scored a tap-in and made fouls which he should've been carded for.

Overrated slow and fat bastard with no vision but >muh dribbling.

Jajames is 2x the player.

He looked like Messi out there today. We was feeling himself desu. If he doesn't start in Cardiff and Bale does I'll be furious. What incredible form he's in.

He should stop showing off though. Lots of unnecessary tricks and flicks.

He has been very good lately and he will (most likely) start in Cardiff.

>lately

>Lots of unnecessary tricks and flicks.
I didn't feel that way watching him today. I only really get that feeling when watching Nerman, but that's part of who he is and if I were coaching him I wouldn't discourage who he naturally is. Confidence is a big part of success for these guys. The best managers don't overmanage and Zidane is an example of that. Just go out there and do your thing.

t h i c k

why doesn't he shave off that caveman-tier beard? would look better shaved t.b.h.

He holds the ball too much

>t. can't grow a decent bear

this

have you tried a diet of meat, honey and milk? You can keep it indoors until it is a year old

I'm convinced he likes dick. Everything about him screams degenerate faggot

this 2bh

Takes one to know one

haha, good one
btw I think fish is a better option to meat

Explain.

Because beards are a trend world wide, it will stand for a long time

It's very common to see bald guys + beard, too

A lot of Real Madrid players recently are rocking beards tho.

Cry more

Except Ronaldo, probably cuz he cant grow a fabulous thick Spanish beard like the rest of the team.

he looks handsome af in that beard, you low test

Ronaldo can grow a beard over the course of 3 days if he wants to. He wakes up the next day with major scruff, but he's old school and would rather be clean shaven. And this is his dad

I don't understand these sort of comments. Modric was better than him today. yet everyone is praising him

hair genetics come from the mother
ronaldo cannot even grow arm hair, he doesn't wax cuz hes not gay, he just cant grow hair

t. Steven Osvaldo Carrero
Comparing JAJAmemes to Iniesta junior should be punished with the death penalty

>tfw you have to dribble past your teammates too to assert your dominance

accurate

poo in le loo

>that post
>that flag
take it easy Juan

That's because people only care about goal scorers now

Real better keep him and give him a fat contract instead of giving him to Poop Guardiolel to play le meme caca against britbong rodents.

>le meme caca
You're going to have to make Manchester City a bit more recognizable than that, Miralem. Try "Manchester Shitty", "Memechester City", or even "Memechester City".
Hell, even "Meme City" or "Meme Shitty" would work.

7:0

si memo ochoa estubiera en un equipo grande seria uno de los mejores porteros del mundo

Isn't dribbling important, favela monkey?

pon porno we xd

He's like if Messi stayed a midfielder

>favela monkey says the nigger

Nah, that's just you being British.

>tfw when I'm whiter than you, cartel kaffer.

WAKA WAKA

Kek

Noble Moorish blood seethes through Al-Arqqon's Andalusiyyan veins.