BOS: David Price makes first AAA rehab start on Sunday LAD: Toles done for year with torn ACL CLE: Owner says Chief Wahoo "will be resolved" BAL: Orioles win sixth straight, have best record in MLB CHC: Cubs no-hit into the seventh by German Marquez NYM: Anonymous AL scout says Harvey's value now "1 yr/$10 mil", adds that "some teams won't even touch him now" LAD: Dodgers under investigation for discrimination in firing of Nick Francona LAA: Pujols hits home run #596 on his career NYY: Yaks winning streak halted by Reds
Colton Foster
For me, it's the Cleveland Franconas
Luis White
Who can stop him?
Elijah Foster
Good Christian Negroes
Gavin Morales
>yaks
Thomas Edwards
Red Sox vs Brewers game thread
Grayson Morris
Why would someone make his tripcode a phrase he often uses... Twice?
Easton Mitchell
indians
Asher Gonzalez
Who tf are the yaks
Julian White
New baseball fan. Following phillies.
Any games I could watch tonight that would be fun and well played?
Just wanna watch more games.
Tyler Gomez
I, for one, approve of this general.
Oliver Smith
Red Sox/Brewers might be a home run festival with Kendrick pitching for >my team
Jose Davis
Nats / Os
Joseph Powell
If you mean like games that have already been played royals-athletics 2014 wild card game is a great game, game 163 of the 2007 season between the Rockies and Padres is also good if you can somehow find it
Charles Gray
Kinda sick of nats as we are facing them againt his weekend. How about the Rangers vs Padres game?
Mike Bolsinger and Marco Estrada make up the starting rotation now.
>Vic Carapazza being an umpshow faggot again
FUCK YOU VIC REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jose Thompson
Padres are horrific to watch right now
Joseph Anderson
lol
Robert Green
>three qts next to Marlins man
And all looking at the phones. I wonder what he had to paid to get them there.
>koehler
Hudson Harris
I said they were escorts in that one picture from opening day as a joke
But I'm starting to think they actually are
Benjamin Bell
I must return to slumber. Until the end of August when we get back to .500 again.
Tyler Bennett
what's the baseball version of pucksluts?
Benjamin Long
We have Yovanni Gallardo. That's it Fuck off
Ethan Torres
isn't it cleat chasers?
Joshua Morris
2008 WS
Jack Sanchez
Ballgirls or Annies
Jackson Walker
MARINERS!
Levi Clark
I think I'm in love lmao
Jack Morgan
March 2017 Me: The Mets rotation will never make it through the season. Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! Me: Reasons and history. Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! Me: Evidence and data. Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! Me: Facts and research. Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Fast forward to April 30, 2017 Me: The Mets rotation is ded. Mets fans:
Noah Kelly
reposting this slut from a couple days ago
she looks like a slightly younger Elizabeth Mitchell, even though Elizabeth is 47, fucking perfect fine wine.
Carter Robinson
>Your Team >Your Season in one image
Andrew Edwards
>Jimmy from Chicago >Is somehow a Royals fan
Lucas Reed
>white sox I suppose its returning to normalcy a bit now though
Lucas Thomas
She doesnt have a penis
Blake Reyes
wat? i dont watch tv, explain
Jason Fisher
>yaks
Cooper Green
In BCS, the main character is from Chicago, but is somehow a Royals fan for no discernable reason
Thomas Clark
the real Liz wearing a red sox though she's only lived in NYC/LA...w/e she's hot.
Nicholas Foster
>yaks
Samuel Lopez
is this from BCS? I've never seen it. I've been meaning to since I saw BB.
Nolan Clark
Yes, it's from BCS. Not as good as BB, but still better than almost any other show on tv right now.
Isaac Kelly
Probably because the whos suck duh
Adam Howard
She's not the main character of Better Call Saul
Carter Garcia
da losedians at it again
Nicholas Adams
You now remember that Chris Archer has never once beat the Royals, yet he's about to.
Noah Campbell
in the process of selling off my expensive AF mtg collect.
>i know selling off my fav "full arts" is going to be the hardest. I might keep a white-red commander deck for the fuck of it.
i only watch 3 tv shows, none are good. Bates Motel(watched for Vera Farmiga and now it's over), The Blacklist( watched for good Spader acting and his crew), Walking Dead(watch for Negan)
i'll check it out when i setup my new tv tomorrow
Michael Gonzalez
>Rockies >drink up and enjoy....
Jack Watson
>The main character is from Chicago so how can this side character be a Royals fan? Checkmate Atheists. Very epic.
Jonathan Sullivan
old but it still applies
Ethan Parker
I think this image needs a better filename.
Suggestions?
Isaac Perez
Because shitcongoans are notorious bandwagoners.
Wyatt Ward
I wonder: is it possible to retire a side with no outs and no one on base without throwing a single pitch?
Justin Perez
no, how the fuck do you even propose that to be possible
Jace Stewart
Get them ejected from the batters box?
Tyler Perry
All 25 players on the roster are ejected
Parker Gonzalez
There was that minor league player that took forever to get back in the batters box and was given 2 strikes for an out
James Powell
I guess the manager would walk them and they could get picked off?
then 24 people get ejected?
Owen Barnes
/OURGUY/
Michael Rodriguez
Here's my proposal: you get a giant marine isopod and paint it like a baseball, while the pitcher holds it folded up he rolls it towards each batter who swings at it until they are struck out.
Samuel Foster
>memelins man he just hires hookers too look like a pimp desu, baka senpai
Jason Hernandez
>bringing escorts to a baseball game
Easton Taylor
based
Aiden Myers
I am fucking happy as hell we're at the top, but I swear Black and Orange are a curse for teams in playoffs. We are almost the Bengals of the playoffs over the past few years. Yea it's may and I'm talking playoffs - we will be in as a wild card at the least.
Ian Perry
I lost my respect for him after his little stunt in Cleveland.
Nicholas Gonzalez
Would a smart baseball individual please explain to me why Kenley Jansen has a negative FIP?? Not talking about FIP-, no, Kenley Jansen literally has a negative FIP value with an 18K/9.
Could it be because he is the best relief pitcher in baseball???
Don't talk to me about Andrew "mister I let all my inherited runners score but my ERA is clean" Miller or Zach "60 day DL" Britton.
Brayden Taylor
>His little stunt
Those Cleveland faggots disrespected him and tried to assault him.. In the end Based Laurence won when they blew a 3-1 lead
Oliver Walker
is every face in this photo shooped and smoothed out or is something off about the camera
>letting the ugliest escort sit next to you
Xavier Fisher
Yeah it's really hurt the giants
Ryan Stewart
i mean non of them are that good looking desu
Andrew Moore
Oh great, it's Brett Cecil time.
Michael Wright
Chris Archer should go to a real team. Would you want him on yours?
Jaxon Morales
FUCK YOU BRETT CECIL HOLY SHIT YOU SUCK
Jack Gutierrez
Dodgers offered Cody Bellinger and Jose DeLeon for Archer. They said no. Epic fucking L.
Robert Butler
Brett Cecil is a top 5 pitcher, the Cardinals just suck.
Ethan Garcia
The MLB has decided they want 4 divisions of 4. This, of course means creating a new team per league. They have gone totally insane, and decided YOU are worthy of placing the new teams and naming them. Hard mode: NO bring back the Expos Nightmare mode: No Mexico City, Salt Lake City, or Las Vegas teams
Ayden Young
Omaha Cornhuskers
Indianapolis Racers.
Josiah Sanchez
New Orleans Hurricanes.
Oklahoma (City) Oilers
Hudson Davis
BOSTON IS CURRENTLY LOSING A TIE GAME
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
Connor Lewis
We should make every team have a third or fourth uniform that includes shorts.
Connor Murphy
>Doyals How did this shit team even manage to beat the vastly superior Mets?
Thomas Miller
No, they should bring back the vest uniform and require each team to have one.
Landon Clark
memes
Alexander Taylor
No. Shorts.
Joseph Rodriguez
And just to go full autism mode, I'll even align the divisions for you.
AL North: Cleveland Indians Chicago White Sox Minnesota Twins Detroit Tigers
AL South: Tampa Bay Rays New Orleans Hurricanes Kansas City Royals Houston Astros
AL East: Boston Red Sox New York Yankees Baltimore Orioles Toronto Blue Jays
AL West: Anaheim Angels Seattle Mariners Oakland Athletics Texas Rangers
NL North: Chicago Cubs Colorado Rockies Milwaukee Brewers St. Louis Cardinals
NL South: Atlanta Braves Washington Nationals Florida Marlins Oklahoma Oilers
NL East: Philadelphia Phillies Pittsburgh Pirates New York Mets Cincinnati Reds
NL West: Arizona Diamondbacks San Diego Padres San Francisco Giants Los Angeles Dodgers
Zachary Williams
Vests
Wyatt Perez
I wish pitchers were skilled robots when it comes to buying tickets.
I wana buy my tickets for Boston v Cardinals, and if Sale is pitching I'm willing to put up the money for tickets right behind homeplate, but who fucking knows what's going to happen between now and next tuesday/wednesday.
Logan Rodriguez
A team in Charlotte, NC is the only one I could think of that would probably work.
Then draw between Indianapolis, New Orleans, Portland, Oregon; and Boise, though those are all probably terrible cities for an MLB team
Leo Russell
>shorts
Carson Howard
The Rays would be a lot more successful if they didn't have to share a division with the Orioles, Yankees, and Dodgers.
Caleb Lopez
They'd be a great NL team
Isaac Kelly
You weren't alive to see baseball players where shorts? I saw it happen when I was a kid.
Kayden Taylor
The Rays would be a lot more successful if they weren't in Florida
Bentley Howard
LOSEDIANS doing what they do best
Luke Wright
>Not in alphabetical order REEEEEEEEEEE
Lincoln Myers
>dc sports
Adrian Bell
The only team that wins in DC were the Redskins and they haven't won since 1991.
Angel Rogers
>Kenter Maeder
Carter Williams
>caps Who cares >wiz Who cares Nats 4 game losing streak but still 4.5 games up in first with series against the Phils, Pirates, Mariners, Braves, Giants and A's. I think they'll be okay.
Gabriel Williams
>doyers
Noah Turner
It's 0-0 in the first inning retard. What was the point of posting this?