/mlb/ - Major League Baseball General

WOW, HEY WHERES MY RING, FUCK YOU edition

BOS: David Price makes first AAA rehab start on Sunday
LAD: Toles done for year with torn ACL
CLE: Owner says Chief Wahoo "will be resolved"
BAL: Orioles win sixth straight, have best record in MLB
CHC: Cubs no-hit into the seventh by German Marquez
NYM: Anonymous AL scout says Harvey's value now "1 yr/$10 mil", adds that "some teams won't even touch him now"
LAD: Dodgers under investigation for discrimination in firing of Nick Francona
LAA: Pujols hits home run #596 on his career
NYY: Yaks winning streak halted by Reds

For me, it's the Cleveland Franconas

Who can stop him?

Good Christian Negroes

>yaks

Red Sox vs Brewers game thread

Why would someone make his tripcode a phrase he often uses... Twice?

indians

Who tf are the yaks

New baseball fan. Following phillies.

Any games I could watch tonight that would be fun and well played?

Just wanna watch more games.

I, for one, approve of this general.

Red Sox/Brewers might be a home run festival with Kendrick pitching for >my team

Nats / Os

If you mean like games that have already been played royals-athletics 2014 wild card game is a great game, game 163 of the 2007 season between the Rockies and Padres is also good if you can somehow find it

Kinda sick of nats as we are facing them againt his weekend. How about the Rangers vs Padres game?

Thanks wrote those down.

>Happ ded
>Sanchez Rich Hill'd
>Stroman shit
>Liriano shit
>AAA guys all shit

Mike Bolsinger and Marco Estrada make up the starting rotation now.

>Vic Carapazza being an umpshow faggot again

FUCK YOU VIC REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Padres are horrific to watch right now

lol

>three qts next to Marlins man

And all looking at the phones. I wonder what he had to paid to get them there.

>koehler

I said they were escorts in that one picture from opening day as a joke

But I'm starting to think they actually are

I must return to slumber. Until the end of August when we get back to .500 again.

what's the baseball version of pucksluts?

We have Yovanni Gallardo.
That's it
Fuck off

isn't it cleat chasers?

2008 WS

Ballgirls or Annies

MARINERS!

I think I'm in love lmao

March 2017
Me: The Mets rotation will never make it through the season.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Me: Reasons and history.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Me: Evidence and data.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Me: Facts and research.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Fast forward to April 30, 2017
Me: The Mets rotation is ded.
Mets fans:

reposting this slut from a couple days ago

she looks like a slightly younger Elizabeth Mitchell, even though Elizabeth is 47, fucking perfect fine wine.

>Your Team
>Your Season in one image

>Jimmy from Chicago
>Is somehow a Royals fan

>white sox
I suppose its returning to normalcy a bit now though

She doesnt have a penis

wat? i dont watch tv, explain

>yaks

In BCS, the main character is from Chicago, but is somehow a Royals fan for no discernable reason

the real Liz wearing a red sox though she's only lived in NYC/LA...w/e she's hot.

>yaks

is this from BCS? I've never seen it. I've been meaning to since I saw BB.

Yes, it's from BCS. Not as good as BB, but still better than almost any other show on tv right now.

Probably because the whos suck duh

She's not the main character of Better Call Saul

da losedians at it again

You now remember that Chris Archer has never once beat the Royals, yet he's about to.

in the process of selling off my expensive AF mtg collect.

>i know selling off my fav "full arts" is going to be the hardest. I might keep a white-red commander deck for the fuck of it.

i only watch 3 tv shows, none are good. Bates Motel(watched for Vera Farmiga and now it's over), The Blacklist( watched for good Spader acting and his crew), Walking Dead(watch for Negan)

i'll check it out when i setup my new tv tomorrow

>Rockies
>drink up and enjoy....

>The main character is from Chicago so how can this side character be a Royals fan? Checkmate Atheists.
Very epic.

old but it still applies

I think this image needs a better filename.

Suggestions?

Because shitcongoans are notorious bandwagoners.

I wonder: is it possible to retire a side with no outs and no one on base without throwing a single pitch?

no, how the fuck do you even propose that to be possible

Get them ejected from the batters box?

All 25 players on the roster are ejected

There was that minor league player that took forever to get back in the batters box and was given 2 strikes for an out

I guess the manager would walk them and they could get picked off?

then 24 people get ejected?

/OURGUY/

Here's my proposal: you get a giant marine isopod and paint it like a baseball, while the pitcher holds it folded up he rolls it towards each batter who swings at it until they are struck out.

>memelins man
he just hires hookers too look like a pimp desu, baka senpai

>bringing escorts to a baseball game

based

I am fucking happy as hell we're at the top, but I swear Black and Orange are a curse for teams in playoffs. We are almost the Bengals of the playoffs over the past few years. Yea it's may and I'm talking playoffs - we will be in as a wild card at the least.

I lost my respect for him after his little stunt in Cleveland.

Would a smart baseball individual please explain to me why Kenley Jansen has a negative FIP?? Not talking about FIP-, no, Kenley Jansen literally has a negative FIP value with an 18K/9.

Could it be because he is the best relief pitcher in baseball???

Don't talk to me about Andrew "mister I let all my inherited runners score but my ERA is clean" Miller or Zach "60 day DL" Britton.

>His little stunt

Those Cleveland faggots disrespected him and tried to assault him.. In the end Based Laurence won when they blew a 3-1 lead

is every face in this photo shooped and smoothed out or is something off about the camera

>letting the ugliest escort sit next to you

Yeah it's really hurt the giants

i mean non of them are that good looking desu

Oh great, it's Brett Cecil time.

Chris Archer should go to a real team. Would you want him on yours?

FUCK YOU BRETT CECIL HOLY SHIT YOU SUCK

Dodgers offered Cody Bellinger and Jose DeLeon for Archer. They said no. Epic fucking L.

Brett Cecil is a top 5 pitcher, the Cardinals just suck.

The MLB has decided they want 4 divisions of 4. This, of course means creating a new team per league. They have gone totally insane, and decided YOU are worthy of placing the new teams and naming them.
Hard mode: NO bring back the Expos
Nightmare mode: No Mexico City, Salt Lake City, or Las Vegas teams

Omaha Cornhuskers

Indianapolis Racers.

New Orleans Hurricanes.

Oklahoma (City) Oilers

BOSTON IS CURRENTLY LOSING A TIE GAME

CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

We should make every team have a third or fourth uniform that includes shorts.

>Doyals
How did this shit team even manage to beat the vastly superior Mets?

No, they should bring back the vest uniform and require each team to have one.

memes

No. Shorts.

And just to go full autism mode, I'll even align the divisions for you.

AL North:
Cleveland Indians
Chicago White Sox
Minnesota Twins
Detroit Tigers

AL South:
Tampa Bay Rays
New Orleans Hurricanes
Kansas City Royals
Houston Astros

AL East:
Boston Red Sox
New York Yankees
Baltimore Orioles
Toronto Blue Jays

AL West:
Anaheim Angels
Seattle Mariners
Oakland Athletics
Texas Rangers

NL North:
Chicago Cubs
Colorado Rockies
Milwaukee Brewers
St. Louis Cardinals

NL South:
Atlanta Braves
Washington Nationals
Florida Marlins
Oklahoma Oilers

NL East:
Philadelphia Phillies
Pittsburgh Pirates
New York Mets
Cincinnati Reds

NL West:
Arizona Diamondbacks
San Diego Padres
San Francisco Giants
Los Angeles Dodgers

Vests

I wish pitchers were skilled robots when it comes to buying tickets.

I wana buy my tickets for Boston v Cardinals, and if Sale is pitching I'm willing to put up the money for tickets right behind homeplate, but who fucking knows what's going to happen between now and next tuesday/wednesday.

A team in Charlotte, NC is the only one I could think of that would probably work.

Then draw between Indianapolis, New Orleans, Portland, Oregon; and Boise, though those are all probably terrible cities for an MLB team

>shorts

The Rays would be a lot more successful if they didn't have to share a division with the Orioles, Yankees, and Dodgers.

They'd be a great NL team

You weren't alive to see baseball players where shorts? I saw it happen when I was a kid.

The Rays would be a lot more successful if they weren't in Florida

LOSEDIANS doing what they do best

>Not in alphabetical order
REEEEEEEEEEE

>dc sports

The only team that wins in DC were the Redskins and they haven't won since 1991.

>Kenter Maeder

>caps
Who cares
>wiz
Who cares
Nats
4 game losing streak but still 4.5 games up in first with series against the Phils, Pirates, Mariners, Braves, Giants and A's.
I think they'll be okay.

>doyers

It's 0-0 in the first inning retard. What was the point of posting this?