Why don't they just become prostitutes? All they ever talk about is sex anyway

Why don't they just become prostitutes? All they ever talk about is sex anyway.

Because that would be immoral

>2 Broke Women in their late 30's

>All they ever talk about is sex anyway
[Citation needed]

I watched the cupcake wars episode a few days ago and for the first time I actually laughed at this show. Is there something wrong with me? I feel like the more attractive you think the girls are, the "funnier" the jokes are to you, and I think they're both really hot. I didn't care for the blonde one that much when I first watched it but she grew on me.

this show is my guilty pleasure

>All they ever talk about is sex anyway.

That's all anyone ever talks about, man. Sex is the whole reason you and I exist. It is the reason people get up in the morning. It is the reason people work out, make more money, put on that suit and tie, wear that cologne, etfuckingcetera. The few friends of mine whom I meet up with once every few months talk about the girls they're seeing. Those fucking "party universities," the seemingly endless stream of internet pornography. I don't have to go on I hope.

Watch about five minutes of the show?

this guy is pretty fucking based

Because only Kat would get customers and she doesn't want her friend to feel bad about that

Realistically given living costs in NYC or any other major city like London, LA, wherever; they would be working as escorts on the side.

The blonde does have a nice ass though

This guy

God damn

Kat is for the boob men. Beth is for the ass men. Fair enough.

I hope you're not disagreeing:

>tfw the blonde one has the better ass but the brunette one has the better tits

literally no ass typical white girl

Dennings on the other hand, best of both worlds
Pic related

...That's clearly that Kardashian girl.

because they're "broke", not "poor"

Body like a theme park

Could enjoy the rides all day every day

Thor picked the wrong girl

literally perfect

Girls don't talk about sex though.

That's Kim Kardashian you idiots.

Mother fucking what?

>All they ever talk about is sex anyway.

Everyone talks about sex. This thread is fucking bananas.

>image.jpg

>That's Kim Kardashian you idiots.
prove it faggit
you're just mad dennings ass is way better

Ahahahaha

T H I C C

Wrong.

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They really do. Maybe I just work with and know a bunch of whore and sluts, but they talk about sex pretty often and their instagrams are all full of of those white background quotes about getting fucked a lot that girls are always reposting and pictures of them ho'ing it up in their bedroom mirror.

Maybe you just live in America.

>Dennings is the whitest kike on the plannet
>woman in picture has dirty Armenian brown roach hands

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t. nu-male who thinks his slutty gf is a pure angel cause she said so

Aus, unfortunately. Still preferable to all our women wearing burqas though.

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>Whores and sluts

They are the same fucking thing.

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Wrong. Whores get paid. Sluts do it for free.

Thefuck?

I need one of those friends.

Shut up, Krager. You're literally the worst tripfag to ever post here
No one cares

>wearing burqas though
Nothing wrong with that.

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>I feel like the more attractive you think the girls are, the "funnier" the jokes are to you
That is your inner beta-male telling you to laugh at women's jokes in hope of reproducing with them

Every second girl I know posts images like this in between booty shots in the mirror

stop lying to yourself, that dennings ass is fine!
pic related

It's hard to believe the creator of this show is gay, it all seems like a Dan the rough rider kind of situation where you basically just made a show to live out your fantasies

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Lmao that pic is so true.
I used to think porn was rough until I started getting experience with girls. They're fucked up in the head.

So it's my inner man being attracted to hot women?

It's amazing that a terrible show can be successful just because the actresses are hot

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disgusting

Sex sells it's really not that amazing.

It's kind of why MGTOW makes me cringe. Yeah, there are plenty of uppity feminist bitches on the internet, but if you go out and date actual women, they're all pretty happy with traditional gender roles in my experience. Girls like rough sex, they like being kept, they like taking care of their men.

Six seasons though?

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>they like taking care of their men

Wouldn't go that far, they can't even take care of their own children these days

Yes. Look at the webm you posted. Women love this shit because they can vicariously live through these sexy women, and guys can get away with watching it because it features sexy women.

Honestly if MGTOW was actually about men trying to achieve shit outside of getting a relationship then it at least would have a right to exist. All I ever see from them is bitching about women.

Do you see those tits jiggling like a water bed? Men do not get tired of that shit.

They really do like that and if you ever read any girls tumblr you'll notice some BDSM tendencies. It's funny it even is a category. It would be regular porn if women would watch porn as much as men. Never forget 50 Shades of Grey sold so many copies.

Why do they deny (outside from bed) their will to be submitted though ?

Don't date college girls (or just pump&dump them) and you'll be fine

any earlier is illegal though

Autism

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Christ, pictures of this girl's ass are impossible to find i feel like i'm searching a mythical creature.

This is as close as i've gotten, as you can see she has a great ass.

>not using image.jpg
stay pleb fag

literally stroking it rn

thanks family.

I gotchu

t-thanks for sharing

Yeah for some weird reason people only take photos of her from the front.

*PRAK*

There was actually an episode about that. They never really gave an excuse as to why they wouldn't sell their ass though. I mean they're giant sluts every other time

That episode was about them trying to stop a russian madam who was running an escort service out of her apartment. It ended with the russian lady giving them her business card in case they changed their mind but they decided to stick with their dream of starting a cupcake factory

Do you think she knows how hot she is?

got 4 more

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Most likely

see webm here

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She fucks this guy on the show
They met at their culinary school and became bf and gf. He's got a recurring role

What is this abomination?

kat is an ugly dead-eye jew

Look how big they are, and she was thin there too. Imagine her in that same pose now. She wouldn't be able to lean that far forward.

>blue eyes
>dead

the only dead eyed jew is Gal Greenstein

Where are you from?
Where do you work?
Are you still in the school?

Yeah that's Eric Andre, he's cool.

I think she's realised it over time.

As a long time Dennings fan, when I was having to jerk off to bit parts she had in films and small films that mostly covered her up and watching her youtube videos, she seemed to not see the power of it. I was starting to think there'd never be great cleavage, but these days she's flaunting everything

Australia
Chain clothing store
Nope

Normieeeeeeeeeee.

The guy she's in love with, apparently they have the same sense of humor.
He's acts like a toned down version of his talk show persona

I think she's known it since she hit puberty, but she was probably shy for a long time. I like to imagine she's one of those girls who fondled her tits for half an hour some nights wishing she had a man to do it for her.

I rarely talk about (or have for that matter) sex.
I chose to keep working in a "nerdy" industry populated by men instead of making bank working for a bank that contacted me.

You are surrounded by plebs I'm afraid.

The guy she's in love with, apparently they have the same sense of humor.
He acts like a toned down version of his talk show persona

Is it true that Kat Dennings is really Brendan Fraser?

Post her hairy forearms faggots.

>Aussie sluts


Well, i see the problem now

Yes, Brendan Fraser may have to pay alimony but "Kat Dennings" doesn't.

If women don't talk about sex then either you or them are prudes man. It could be about banging someone, it could be a funny sex related story or they could just be asking you about dicks because you have one. Women talk about sex.