Confess

Confess

Nigger

I raped my male dog in the ass and now my parents wonder why the dog is scared of me

I take an interest in the cocks of big

i tried making the cats fuck

I once accidently the whole thing

I molest fruits regularly.
Squash is my favorite because of all the puns I get to say while I fuck it.
For example, WHO'S GETTING SQUASHED NOW YOU LITTLE WHORE

I have insomnia and i don’t want to bother my wife, so i practically fap at bed watching to porn aside her till I fall sleep.

Forgive me father.

no

I own eyeliner.

I've been fucking the same pumping for a while now it has mold but it's not pumpkin season

I don't wipe the sink down after doing the dishes.

I wanna get pounded and manhandled.

I sucked a penis once. It wasn't a humans penis. Do you forgive me father?

my god

>no images found in reverse search

I once sneaked into my sisters room to get a look at her in parties. Has anyone else done something like this?

Timestamp faggot

I think traps are hot and also think I'm straight.

Were they fun parties?

I nutted today

I did the same once but jacked off while wearing them then put the crusty panties back in her drawer.

my shit's all fucked up fam
I gotta do something
make a change

Quality shitpost

I'm actually a really nice guy

Mfw my mom threw away my pumpkin I cry

You're right on both parts because they're not gay in the first place.

I use tumblr.

Thanks bro, finally someone understands.

I am terrified of chairlifts. Sometimes, when I ride on one, I get so scared that I start throwing fruit at the people coming the other way.

prove it faggot
balls deep with timestamp or it didn't happen

>god.. why do I want to always see these things

i would let shia fuck me

I really fantasize with dry humping little girls. I'm really guilty father, please forgive my sins and bring me peace

I also frequently masturbate to giraffe porn

You fucking disgusting piece of shit! Get out of the fucking church

I guess that one way of making pumpkin cream pie

post giraffe porn

tits or gtfo

Dr. Kek'll and my sides

Carloooosss-pumpkin guy

I have been in a long distance relationship for the past 3 years (Been out to see her once, but mainly just fuck around online), while I've been in a local relationship for 4 years. Neither girls know about the other's existence. There was a close call where one followed the other on social media, and local girl was posting stuff about us, but I got onto her computer remotely and removed the other from her follow list.

I still jerk off thinking about the time I was molested by neighbor/friend who was a couple years older than me at the time. I was 13.

Feels weird. Mixed feelings. Obviously not like, okay with it logically, but it just makes me diamonds.

Check

Always got your back user

I am a hypocrite.
I lust
I lie
I steal
I am often weak
My actions do not always reflect the words I speak

>please let this be a normal field trip
>"In mrs. frizz's class? NO WAY!"
>Oh man..
cut to carlos fucking pumkin

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you're gonna get a nasty infection

saved

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that just sounds like sex honestly
13 and 15? that's sex

you should describe what happened in more detail

I was a lonely kid growing up and had my dog lick peanut butter off my balls on multiple occasions while I was in middle school. Also me and my brother when we were like 12 and 11 would rub each other’s genitals. No jerking just a good ball rub before we even knew how to ejaculate.

I know that’s pretty bad but I look back in shame honestly. I didn’t even know there was any sexual meaning behind it because I was a stupid kid and it just felt good.

My Peter is fine user

A challenger appears

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How legit is this?
https:// buynembutal.online

$380 is a lot. Do they ship to Europe?

is that the girl from big hero 6

CARLOS!

seems legit dawg
I'd go for it.

No, that's a giraffe

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I've been slowly destroying Sup Forums for the past 7 years.

I Don't have any fruits to compete against that

No idea. Haven't seen that movie

I'm 40, and been dating this girl since she was 15 and now she's 18 but she still doesn't want to tell her parents about me even though she's planning to move in with me now.

When I was 18 I once drove my 12 year old niece to a friends house for a party they were having. When I arrived my niece asked me to stay (For whatever reason).
One of her friends (Who was 12 or 13) apparently had a thing for me and kept flirting with me and wanting to be near me. Eventually we ended up cuddling on the couch, and I occasionally would feel her up through her bikini top (The party was a "beach" theme, so the girls were in bathing suits and sarongs and shit). Eventually I drove them both home at the end of the night, went home and jerked off at least 5 times

try to fit as many pomegranate seeds up your urethra as you can. then move onto slightly bigger fruits

There's things I would do but that..that is not one of them

I'm not really asleep.

lol. Fuck yes.

In high school I talked to a girl who was a /hot/ emo bitch and we sexted for awhile.

I remember one night I jacked off at least 3-4 times reading our sexts while wielding a lemon flavored popsicle and doodled it around my asshole and ate it at the same time.

Eventually learned that she sent those sexts out to the whole school just to have everyone laugh at me and shit.

Still jack off to those sexts these days.

We believe you when you say you think you are straight.

We also think you're a faggot.

I've stolen several girls panties over the course of a few years. 13 pairs total from 6 different girls. Wish I could say I regret it, but i don't. I think it's hot as fuck

at least isn't a coconout

I'm just there for the porn tho...

I love going to school, it's so much better than working, and I don't acre about debt.

I wish I would have killed the person I shot

I hope the local one finds out and bites your dick off while performing oral.

Part of me regrets not trying to go further with her, but this was a time before the wide spread of social media and keeping in contact online and although I still jerk off to those thoughts to this day (It happened 13 years ago), I am TERRIFIED to think what would happen if I had gotten caught messing around with a horny 13 year old at the age of 18

What are you, a faggot?

All in bitconnect

I was drunk with a girl after a party and we fuck in the middle of the street... she doesnt remember what happened. Should i tell her?

I once stole a pack of gum

I talked my friend into stealing junk food for me

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Holy shit dude but the seeds! Just fuck a jar of mayonnaise or something Jesus Christ

No you fucking idiot

>Doesn't know child sexual assault has no Statue of limitations

Enjoy being v&

what does a statue have to do with anything

But it doesn't have the stimulating sensation to the tip of the penis, you don't like it when a female gives you a blowjob and uses teeth??

Kek

I let my cum sit in my underwear and I leave a little bit on my hands so when I touch everything my family is inadvertently touching my cum

Time stamp

Don't you hate the crusty feeling it gets in ya undies and in your hands?