What's the best sex position and why is it cowgirl?

What's the best sex position and why is it cowgirl?

Well, she does most of the work while you get a good look at her.

It's nice.

*braaaaaaap*

I can never stay hard when the girl is moving in cowgirl though. If I'm pumping, it's fine but I just lose all feeling when she's moving. Doggy style when the girl is flat on the bed is the best. So much cushion.

I love anything with the girl on top. The pressure is amazing.

>please dont crush my dick. please dont crush my dick. please dont crush my dick.

thats all i can think of when shes riding me

>not doggy
>face down, ass up
GET YOUR FUCKEN ACT TOGETHER, HUH? OHHH

Cowgirl is best because

- best view of her body
- you can still fuck her (if she isnt doing the work)
- you can relax (less blood flow required to legs and other muscles) and maintain a stronger erection
- more pressure on your dick
- natural angle of penis is more likely to hit her Gspot in this position

Reverse cowgirl is alright if you like sticking a finger in her ass

>not prone bone

My dick points upward, so cowgirl is very painful for me. Feels like the bitch is going to break my dick riding me.

>not the jackhammer

I love the standing half-nelson, myself.

>tfw when she can't do a damn thing while you're power-fucking her

>- you can relax (less blood flow required to legs and other muscles) and maintain a stronger erection

you'll maintain an erection better on top because the blood flows to your dick easier

Going back a few years, first time being ridden reverse cowgirl and I thought she was going to break my dick even though she was going slow
That pink sock though, was worth it just for that. Vag like a vice, pity she was a jealous bitch who couldn't handle my best friend being better looking than her

>pity she was a jealous bitch who couldn't handle my best friend being better looking than her

I bet he sucked a mean dick too.

What is her favorite while watching the latest madea's kino?

Actually she's not too bad, I didn't feel much but she was committed to it for almost fifteen minutes

Vag like a vice

Clamping me twice

She rode me so hard

I'm paying the price

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>pink sock
That means anal prolapse, unless that term means something else where you're from.

Trent Reznor is an asshole

Are you a wizard, Harry?

Inner vag lips gripping cock and pulling out as she moves her hips upwards is also pink-socking

how do people last more than 2 minutes during sex?

do they wear those numbing condoms?

>her

thanks for clarifying

jerking off beforehand

I've never used a condom that wasn't "numbing"
The first time I ever had sex ever I used a condom and lasted like longer than an hour
The first time I ever had sex without a condom I lasted like 5 minutes

But that would kill all the pleasure from sex afterwards.

I wish I could last 2 minutes. All the years of deathgrip/no lube fapping have left me with no sensitivity. I don't fap or watch porn anymore and the problem still persists. I have to fake orgasm a lot of the time to get the fucking thing over with.

me on my back pulled with my legs to my chest so she can achieve the deepest penetration

is Sup Forums actually a stealth normie board?

>having sex
reeee

oops wrong pic

That means you have low T.

I had to do that once, surprisingly easy to do too. Just pulse the head a few times, only works with a condom though for obvious reasons

Just have sex multiple times.

Usually when with my girl i'll just tease and play with her a lot first, lick her out, rub her clit, all that fun stuff, make her cum a couple of times. Then we fuck, not for long usually just a few mins and i'll cum pretty quick.

We take a break, just rest together, maybe watch something short. Then i'll start playing with her and teasing then we go for round two.

I have low what?

I actually feel much harder the second time around, like I can't blink because there's not enough skin.
It does work, just not for everybody

It's normie to lose your virginity in your teens. I've lost my at 25 and have slept with over 30 woman three years since then. It's never too late, wizardry is overrated.

Did you have herpes now?

47 year old kissless wizard reporting in for lulz

Ask me anything

well the number in the first position is 3

Never got checked, hopefully not. I hate condoms too. God help me.

What does this thread have to do with television, or film?

You have to pull your dick out every 90 seconds and grip it really fucking hard

fuck off dumb nigger

About as much as your tripcode

Cause I can play with her breasts.
Cause I can control her hips grinding against mine.
Cause it's a great view.
Cause if I'm lazy I can just lie back and relax and get her to do all the work.

Now it's film related.

>how do people last more than 2 minutes during sex?

How do people cum during sex?

It takes me 30-40 fucking minutes and that's really trying.

My favorite is from behind (standing up,on all fours or prone), but the problem with that is I cum in under a minute. I can last an eternity in any other position, but fucking a girl from behind just does it for me.

Just jack it off to her tits/face, dumbo.

When did it go wrong

NIGGER KILL YOURSELF YOU FILTHY NIGGER

Doggy style is the best.
Grab her by the haunches, spit on her asshole or eat it, make her yelp, pull her hair, and then jizz in her without her knowing.

>jizz in her without her knowing
Not going to happen

>not the piledriver

>47
You're an old nigga

Tell us about your life. Were you NEET before you got internet? Weeb since the 80s?

How in the name of fuck.
22V here. Had my first chance to lose it at 17, then at 21. No turning the brakes on this train.

The best sex position is crying on the chair while watching her and Tyrone

how do people last less than 30 mins during sex? my dick is so raw it takes forever to get to orgasm, and by then i'm physically exhausted.

Fucking answer!

I feel premature ejaculation is a thing from a previous generation where kids weren't jerking it to anal fisting videos everyday since the age of 12

>tfw since the age of 9 reporting in

Feels inhuman man, man.

I do it all the time. I mean she knows during sometimes but usually I can keep quiet and keep going through the orgasm. Load her up and then raid her fridge and then dip.

>first chance
>chance

You're a man, you fucking pussy. There are no chances. You find a woman, any woman, and you convince her she needs to take your dick, and then you give her your goddamn dick. Sweet goddamn shit you idiots are pathetic.

*tips fedora*

Toxic Masculinity right here guys.

yeah because its really that easy if you're a socially retarded asspie

>convince her
How? Please teach me senpai. Serious.

>tfw date coming up and need meme magic

by only getting to fuck very ugly women

I'm dating a thicc girl who is also retarded and thinks cowgirl means digging her bony fists into my collarbone and putting her whole body weight on them while she slams my cock at odd angles. I can never go more than a few minutes without my dick going soft as a defensive mechanism. Pic semi-related.

please respond

>my dick going soft as a defensive mechanism
kek

>bony fists into my collarbone
What? How?

It's like, I just love a cowboy, you know

I'm just like I know, it's bad

But I'm just like - can I just, hang off the back of your horse

And can you go a little faster?!

>tfw new gfs ass is too fat for full rom when shes on top

Fucking Tyler perry man, is that fuck still shitting out terrible movies?

>full rom
>rom
Lmao. Where my fit bros at.

>cuntributing

I guess it's more like she's gripping my clavicle like a set of handlebars and putting her weight on her thumbs. It's very unpleasant.

You must be very slim. Is she really retard?

Bella fell off a cliff. I went from jerking off to her a few months ago to no longer wanting to fuck her.