How does Sup Forums feel about ASMR?

How does Sup Forums feel about ASMR?

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it's retarded

Why?

remember that weird faggoty kid who would take warm lint out of the clothes dryer and rub it on their face cause it felt so soft, warm and fluffy?

That is the kind of kid who became an ASMR "fan" as an adult.

i like it. it is relaxing.

it's BS

Like, it's not real? Not everyone can experience it, but it's very real.

I'm glad someone else on Sup Forums agrees.

Doesn't work for me, I find everyone who does it annoying.

I don't like all asmr. I like nearly inaudible whispering, mic brushing and watery sounds. Don't really fuck with roleplay, ear kissing, mouth sounds and all that weird shit

The Youtube scene is saturated with vapidity, but I still enjoy a handful of channels. The sensation's very real, and I'm at my least horny when experiencing it. The aforementioned vapidity doesn't suddenly turn it sexual.

Here's a few favorites:

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Makes as much sense as pickling your turds.
Its probably for people with anxiety disorders or who have WAY too much free time on their hands.

All in all: really really sad

I enjoy it for a couple reasons:
1. I enjoy the tingle response I get from good ones. I've experienced that reaction ever since I was a kid, but as an adult I seem to experience it less & less. Probably just lack of certain types of interactions, et cetera.
2. Shit helps me fall asleep stat.
Now, all of that aside, 90% of ASMR content on YouTube is fucking crap. It's either shitty quality from people who don't know wtf they're doing, or just blatant advertisements for "muh patreon" from cunts who don't want to be on Chaturbate, or both.

It never fails to impress me how a compendium of soft sounds can enrage the ever-living piss out of people.

The first time I learned that was a thing, it was from this hot 25 year old Italian girl at my job.. I was like whispering to her all the time after that.

I like some stuff by:
Whispersred
TingleBelle
GentleWhisper
Hatomugi ASMR (don't understand japanese at all, but she's really good)

>I work as both an HVAC and a cable installer to support my ugly fat wife and the five fucking kids we've shit out in the space of three years. As a result I have no free time and am constantly so miserable at my own failed life as a mouth breathing breeder that I dismiss everything everyone else does or enjoys. I have "prison pussy" facial hair.

Literally the dumbest shit.

Literally?

i experience it, it is real bro.

Literally.

Wow, I hate ASMR now.

Gibi is good
Gentle Whispering is good
Latte is great
ASMR Darling is good.
TingTing is good

those i think are my favorites.

>Whispersred
>GentleWhispering
Yeah, these two are among the best. Stay away from the twit ass e-whores like "Heather Feather" with her annoying ass fake voice and her machine gun nail tapping. Basically anyone who advertises for donations should be avoided; they're basically non-campsite versions of girls who let old men validate their existence by acting as sugar daddies.

Literally trips.

Don't Whispersred and Gentlewhispering both have Patreons?

I like Heather Feather for pretty much the same reasons I like Gentlewhispering; very soothing timbre, and I'm a big fan of nail sounds. She puts a lot of effort into her videos and she clearly understands the sensation.

I actually kinda wanna make my own spoof ASMR vid making fun of these types.

Please don't.

ASMR PPOMO is a god-tier ASMR producer

It feels like taking a cheese grater to my brain.

That is not normal.

you make a good point

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lol

I actually have a channel.

ASMR Dr Dmitri has a good shirt noise.

If they do, they don't mention them in their videos.
I'm referring to the girls who mention it every fucking chance they get in the videos, and it's always the first thing in the descriptions. "GIVE ME MONEY!" It's basically the more annoying Chaturbates whores saying "TIP ME GUYS" every 5 seconds.
If Maria or WhispersRed or any other ASMR producers have Patreons then whatever. I don't mind so long as the video isn't a bullshit commercial for it in the guise of ASMR.
HeatherFeather's voice makes me want to be violent to someone's bidet on their birthday.

No, not GentleWhispering or WhispersRed.

>HeatherFeather's voice makes me want to be violent to someone's bidet on their birthday

When does she say "GIVE ME MONEY!"? In the beginning of the videos? For like, five seconds?

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indigostars and fuwahime asmr are the only ones ive ever watched that i enjoyed
fuwahime's asmr cover of fly me to the moon is godlike
and indigo's old videos are relaxing before she whored for money on whatever shitty tip site she uses

it's mindbogglingly stupid

>makes ASMR video of placing hand underneath armpit and making farting noises

I was thinking about this the other day. Sometimes I sleep to Bob Ross shows. Is that considered ASMR? it makes me super sleepy.

Yes. For some, it just sedates them. For others, it does that, but also sends tingles down their spines.

i really liked Bob Ross, i used to watch him paint after school.

Yes, she also has enormous tits.

Would an ASMR show on a Public Access TV station work? With call-ins? Or would it end up being purely lulz?

I don't know why call-ins would be necessary.

There is this chick called Cherry Crush... She's an actual porn star but her ASMR is so fucking boring.

Indeed. Also whenever he mixed paint on the palette using the paint knife, that particular sound is always very enjoyable to me.

just looked her up. she is good.

Because, user! It's a public access show! You gotta have call-ins!
"Tinglesutra! You're on the air!"
"Yeah hi."
"Hi user! What would you like to hear?"
"Can uhm, can you YOU FUCKERRRRRRR!"

A living example of why it doesn't just come down to whispering in a mic. The Youtubers that actually understand the sensation put emphasis on certain syllables, know how often to touch what and where and spend a ridiculous amount of time setting up and editing. It really is an expensive hobby.

cleaning the brush and beating the devil out of it is great.

She looks like a Mexican trying to look like a New Jersey Italian trying to look like a kawaii cosplayer.
And ugly.

has anyone ever had a boner from asmr whispering without intending to?

No. Like I said, the sensation is pretty much the polar opposite of arousal on my end.

>certain syllables
Nothing makes me clench my rectum like that god-awful sk sound.

That's... odd.

I can't but help think its just some really sad fetish where listening to a girl fucking breathe makes you tingle

yeah but in HD 7.1 surround

Most of the videos I watch are sounds made from objects. As far as voices go, I find the deeper, more resonant timbre male voices have better elicit the sensation for me.

I use breathing asmr when studying and I can't have distraction from having real people around me. It kind of simulates having someone next to you so you don't feel incredibly lonely during those long depressing study nights without you actually having to deal with them.

>male voices
Last time I looked for ASMR this Air Massage chnnel was spammed in the results. A hot chick in the thumb was enough to bait my click. Ack! Turned out to be some breathing dude who altered the pitch to sound female. Not my cup of tea.

My favorites are Isabel ASMR (lots of role play, and hot af), Goodnight moon ASMR (great fantasy stuff), Gentle wispering.

i used to always be able to hear people talking in the other room when i was in bed falling asleep as a kid so quiet sounds of talking and whispering are really relaxing to me but idk the roleplay aspect of it or over the top mouth sounds make me feel kinda weird and offput

i find cosmic tingles really good

i discovered ASMR on Sup Forums two almost 3 years actually. Listening to stuff every night since.
It does help alot.