18 year old virgin

How embarassing!

Do you think this film could be based on reality? I don't think so.

It's hilarious because it's simply so far fetched that anyone could be a virgin at that age.

Well for a girl it's unsual.

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wtf lol how does that even happen

So, it's a movie about frat rape?

FUCK
YOU

Watch the film. It makes fun of anyone above 18 being virgin, which is understandable considering how most people have sex at the age of 13 or 14.

looks like it, you can totally see the script

bro1: haha im gonna wreck that virgins pussy
bro2: nah bro im going to get in there and just rearrange the place, ill go feng shui on that pussy
* bro2 starts doing some violent thrusts to the couch*
bro1: haha yeah right cockhead shes mine
bro2: oh yeah lets make a bet who can take her virginity first

*mega bro 3 walks into the room*
bro3: haha whats up faggots i just slammed this sluts pussy so hard. she was all like crying saying stop, haha ya right whore"
bro1 and 2: oh oh nothing chad we were just playing some sega
bro3: catch you later fags

theres a lot of angles here ill let you finish the movie in your head

>most people have sex at the age of 13 or 14.
weak bait.

You just know that guy in the back was cast just cause he looked like Justin Long

So people walking around the DVD store would see him and go "hey that guy's pretty funny eh?" And rent/purchase it

There are people over the age of 21 posting here RIGHT NOW that have never had sex.

Wrong. I remember in junior high when 14 year old girls were bragging about how they know already how to used condom from their boyfriends in health class.

that woman looks to old to play an 18 year old

>23 year old virgin
>just turned down a girl

I'm a 23 year old virgin and I've done this routinely since I was about 17

I think I'm mentally defective

What a bunch of low testosterone.
Just set up a grind and get your boypussy wrecked by some 12 inch dude. You're gay probably.

ITT: Virgins that think sex is the most important thing in life

>24yo KV
>autism and depression; still have had to turn down a few girls offers

good gods, some of them have really low standards

I think I'm just a hebe

t. desperate beta who fucks anything

Based anons, don't worry we will find our Bride, there are pure women out their just like us!

Depression isn't real.

is this an actual thing now?

>being a Virgin
>bad
What a society we live in

No. I don't bang fatties, that's where I draw the line.
If a whale wants to suck my power sword +5 then she may have a chance, but otherwise no. Also feminine men can have that chance too, should they act as feminine as women.

that's fantastic news user, I'll have to remember it the next time I consider ending myself

If you keep moping around, you only have yourself to blame for feeling like shit.

You have a gift, my friend

>18 yo girl virgin is equivalent to 40 year old man
Seems right to me

>women: Ewww that guy is a virgin
>men: nice that girl is a virgin

>tfw able to have sex but routinely turn it down because my catholic upbringing makes me feel intense shame and self loathing as soon as i nut

underage ban

I had huge sexual anxiety thanks to religious upbringing. I got beaten up with belt if I was caught watching anything sexual on TV.
How I healed (most of) it was by getting a huge TV to my bachelor pad playing porn 247. Srs. Suddenly it became a normal everyday thing.

>tfw you can't even be bothered to have a GF cause then you would have less time for vidya, movies, anime and Sup Forums

Holy shit why are you guys so bitter?

>tfw too intelligent to have animalistic, disgusting act called sex

>23 year old virgin
>have turned down three girls in recent memory

>friendly with a quirky international student from romania
>was on romania's next top model
>she recently found god and really enjoyed how simple i was compared to her old lifestyle
>in a taxi going to the movies together, asks, "would you like to be my boyfriend?"
>knee-jerk reaction is to say, "not particularly" because i am a 23 year old virgin who has never held a girl's hand
>she doesn't know what that means (international student)
>awkward silence
>when we get to the theater, she has me pretend to be her boyfriend
>stop talking to one another

>pick up new indian girls from the airport (i worked orientation with the incoming international students)
>friendly with them
>joke with them about relationships since one's father was a pastor (and india is india)
>girl adds me on facebook and sends me messages every day
>asks where i am from time to time and shows up a little while later after i tell her
>asks me why she never sees me at breakfast or lunch or dinner
>tell her i eat early because i hate lines
>messages me at 6am the next day telling me she is in the cafeteria because she wants to eat with me
>knee-jerk reaction is to say, "i'm still pretty tired" "another time, sorry"
>volume of messages drops from then on and by the next semester we only speak to one another if we run into one another

>getting certified to teach english because i do so much with international students at college
>half the certification is lectures while the other half is teaching actual students
>rotate into a new group of students (they paid, like, $25 for a month of lessons from students like us)
>group of three girls from turkey
>i am friendly with everyone and well-liked
>one of them is a photographer, takes my picture
>wearing all white that day because of reasons
>tells me i look like an angel (i had a fine beard by that time)
AND FUCK I DON'T WANT TO REMEMBER ANYMORE!

I've watched copious amounts of porn over the years and while I can fap guilt free (used to feel the shame and self loathing about that too, but thankfully it went away over time), when with real life women as soon as I finish I feel dirty and want to crawl into a ball in the shower. I also become intensely paranoid that I've contracted an STD.

I think it's alright if you're still a virgin at 18 or 19. But if you're 20 or up, you're fucked up and don't belong in normal society. They're all a risk of the rest of us (see Elliot Rodger). How do you even go that long without having sex?

>How do you even go that long without having sex?
I ask myself this every day, user. Every day.

>tfw 24 and a virgin

I've had so many chances, too. I'm very socially adept. I'm just not comfortable with my body (I'm fat). I want girls to see me as a god when I take my shirt off, so I don't mind waiting until that goal is achieved.

>22 year old virgin
>this awkward girl who is a clear late bloomer starts talking to me a lot because I manage the club she's in
>she's gorgeous, but you can tell she's still awkward with her body
>massive boobs
>one day while I doing work in the clubroom, she asks me what kind of girls I like and if I like big breasts
>I say "I prefer flat chests" and go back to doing my work without saying word

If there is a man who can challenge me, please step forward.

While I do agree that flat is justice, there's nothing wrong with liking well-sized breasts

You, are just a fag

What a world we live in, where not fucking around makes you less attractive.

I hope this whore society comes crashing down.

>being this retarded

It's not society bruh. It's womens' nature.

Preselection it's called. Women prefer men who are liked by other women. What does being a player mean? You are liked my many women.
What does being a virgin mean? No woman has liked you. Why should anyone else?

Sorry, that's the nature of biology. God had a strange sense of humor.

Go to OKCupid and see sex related questions on profiles. What you will find may not shock you after this post. 99% Want their men experienced in bed. 99% don't think that man having had +10 partners is a bad thing.

That's right bruddah, flatchest is best girls

I'm a 37 year old virgin and I've turned down hundreds of girls!!!!
I WIN THIS THREAD!!!

>lost my virginity at 17 yet i haven't had sex in more than a decade

>mfw still better than someone who lost their virginity in their 20s or 30s

You're clearly a repressed homo.

this. its a girls pov, retards. now go back to being forever alone.

>giving up wizard powers.

shit son you lost before you got a chance to play, shame

Reminds me of the last time I had a GF
>Girls usually don't look at me or talk to me normally when I'm single
>Start dating this girl I met in some afterschool group
>Suddenly girls in my class, the group, her friends etc. start flirting with me and giving me suggestive looks
And after we broke up it's back to the normal stuff again

>22 year old virgin
>met cute asain at a club last night
>eyeing each other for the whole night
>possibly girl of my dreams.
>got her facebook
>haven't used facebook in god knows how long so my inactivity of social contact is clear from just one glance.
>have yet to talk to said asain and will most likely leave it
>feel that if i go through with it i will be throwing away a part of myself i will never get back

i judge i have until the end of today if i want to go through with it. Help me fellow Sup Forumsirgins

That's it man. I'm not making this up.
Try going into a bar with a wedding ring and see what happens.

Preselection explains everything in womens' sexual attraction. It's the basis where everything else stems from.
Why actors get girls? I wonder why.


Truth be told, women don't mind cheating as much as male virginity. Women would actually prefer you having the option TO cheat, as to not having that option. Of course they don't want you to use that option.

HOLY SHIT IT'S A TIE

Fuck me, I thought it was a wierd masquerade plague doctor mask untill now.

nigga what

Fuck off and die, normalscum.

>mfw I've stopped counting my partners

At that age having sex won't fix much of anything. You're already way too far behind to ever have a normal relationship.

Gross

qints don't lie i guess. guess ill just end it

Seriously, it feels like I've actually been looking at alternative book covers until now.

>there's nothing wrong with liking well-sized breasts
If you find yourself attracted to someone old enough to have cowtits you should really seek therapy. You have mother issues. Men are naturally attracted to females when they are at their sexual/fertility peak, which is well before their teen years are over.

>haven't used facebook in god knows how long so my inactivity of social contact is clear from just one glance

Who gives a fuck? If the girl likes you it doesn't stop her from fucking you.
I don't even have facebook anymore. Hasn't stopped me from anything.

Just talk to her. Regret is more painful than failure. Trust me.

Lost my virginity at 12 and haven't had sex since. Will be 29 next year.

t. pedo

kys

>senors
what

>when 14 year old girls were bragging about how they know already how to used condom from their boyfriends in health class.
Protip: Teens lie. People in general lie, but teens lie even more to seem cool.

You were probably raped as a child if you're that afraid of intimacy and companionship.

the projection in this thread holy shit

Protip: People have sex. Early.

>projection
Its just a meme user, we all pretend to be kissless virgins who think all women are whores.

>lose virginity at 22
>can't cum the whole time
>feels terrible
>get bored and decide to look at myself in the mirror for the entire hour

Don't end it. Just don't have high expectations if you pursue her. I'm just speaking from experience.

flat is justice its ok

Anyone else having a much easier time getting nice girls to notice you once you're out of college? It seems like in college all the girls are in long term relationships or with sports bros but after college good looking girls are everywhere.

Post pic

Nope just used up whores and single moms are around

>Got a superlike on Tinder
W-what do I do now?

Dont respond, shes obviously just fucking with you.

Realize gay sex is far more pleasurable and download grindr.

24 KV reporting in as well
>Not making any moves when clearly open field
>Rejecting everyone
GIVE ME A BREAAK

We're going to make it lads, we're going to make it, one day... enough of this purgatory

Hope all the best for you, seriously mean it.

It's a fantasy movie

>we're going to make it, one day
I don't think so. By the time You'll get laid, the sex will be so bad because you have had no training. The girl will leave you thus.

>Actually liking men that aren't feminine and dressed as girls
fag

>be 24 year old virgo
>woman from work hits on me
>report her for sexual harassment
>it was a good day

Jokes on you I'm a masculine bottom who likes feminine men.

>long term relationships
If there's one reason for single guys to hate technology it's this

Some people certainly do, but EVERY teen bullshits when it comes to sex. If you didn't realize that at the time you were taken for a ride.

>21 year old shut in
>STILL not a virgin

It's a very scary thing to admit but you actually do not need the approval of other people to validate your existence. I don't intend to ever have children (I'm forever traumatized by growing up with 5 younger siblings, there was literally a baby crying 24/7 in my home until I moved away) so I don't feel the need to find some girl who will let me rub my genitalia against her. Society says I'm a pathetic virgin but they can go lick a dick.

>be 13
>sex drive is through the roof because puberty
>find my mom's dildo in her room
>put it in my ass because curious
>start to regularly do it
>sometimes use my mom's lube, sometimes my saliva
>definitely better with lube but can't use it too often cause she would notice
>start to really enjoy anal penetration
>still don't know anything about the prostate though
>watch anal porn vids and try to imitate them
>one day my best friend and I are alone at my house
>both fap to youporn under our shirts, something we used to do very often
>show him the dildo to have a giggle
>I confess I tried putting it in my ass
>still don't know why it turned me on so much to tell him at this moment
>I take some lube and show him
>take it balls deep
>he's laughing his ass off but still wants to watch
>we don't really talk, but I can tell we're both very turned on
>my heart is pounding
>I get naked and fuck myself in front of him
>the situation is so fucked up I turn into full slut mode
>it feels 10 times better than usual
>I'm moaning so loud I don't recognize myself
>friend is freaking out, he sits next to me and starts fapping
>he asks me questions about how it feels
>he gets naked too
>I suddenly understand that if I keep on fucking my ass like that I'm gonna cum
>I ask him if he wants to fuck me
>he freaks out even more but says yes
>he puts his dick in and pounds me for 15 seconds
>he cums inside me
>he pulls out, I'm still not finished
>I put the dildo back in me and give myself a pounding
>there's definitely a spot that feels better than the rest
>after a moment my ass contracts and I ejaculate on the floor
>felt incredible

Sure thing buddy. Anal orgasm doesn't exist.

pretty gay bro

>degenerate gays on my Sup Forums

"men"

well did he fucking get aids or what?

I want /r9k/ to leave.