Sup Forums, I have never had sex. How do I get pussy? (No rape, no pedo shit, nothing involving hookers.)

Sup Forums, I have never had sex. How do I get pussy? (No rape, no pedo shit, nothing involving hookers.)

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Sex change?

How do I get to fuck a girl?

Not, how do I become a tranny faggot with a pretzel dick

You wanted to know how to get a pussy, that is how

> No rape
> No pedo
> No hookers

OP, you should assume the fact that you are a faggot or kill yourself

find a girl that wants to have sex with you

Okay, how?

I want legal girls to crave my dick through their own volition

look for a girl that wants to have sex with you

How often do you try op? What happens?

some millionaires have success because of woman, But the most millionaires have woman because of their money.


so little virgin, get money get girls

Get your fucking shit together and stop worrying about pussy. When you start working out, getting money and living your life women will come to you. If you stay a teenage neckbeard in your moms basement you can watch real men fuck women on pornhub.com.

no one will die as a virgin, one day life will fuck you.

Often and nothing. I only get online gfs who gib noodles.

Never find one.

I hear it 24/7 but never see it.

What do you mean nothing? Do they scream and run? Do they look away ? Do they look bored?

How many times a week man?

Girls here never pay attention to me. Chicks from my past never acknowledged me but later told me they liked me. That shit is weird. I date foreign chicks online and used to date OoS chicks. (Out of state) Also online.

Improve yourself you mangy fuck.

Get better skin, /r/skincareaddiction is great for that. Get better fashion, /r/malefashionadvice is great for that. Experiment with hairstyles until you find one that looks sexy on you. Get fit as fuck, I recommend the Starting Strength method.

And that's just looks. Go do shit in your free time. If you're attractive, only like 40% of girls will be attracted to you. If you're not, only like 4% of girls will be. So your options are, widen your net, or make yourself more attractive, or do both. Do both, you greasy NEET fuck.

Learn another language, go travel. Do something every day that scares you. Get rejected at least once a day until it no longer scares you.

At the end of the day, when you realize that women aren't the cure for the hole you feel inside yourself, when you realize that self improvement is the real way to fix you, then pussy will come easily.

Picking up girls is a skill. It's the same as playing the piano, or juggling, or snowboarding. You have to fuck up constantly in order to get good at it. So fuck up.

tl;dr; Improve looks, make yourself interesting through experiences, talk to girls in order to get rejected

Often. Like daily often. I see chicks stare at me and smile or look at me but I get compliments from dudes and old women and propositions from fags. Girls my age never give me time.

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Live your life.
When you meet a girl you like, assuming you're not a degenerate, have a casual conversation with her. Have fun.
Flirt with her. If you get a positive reaction, seduce her.
Take her to your home or wherever possible, fuck her, lose your virginity, realize vanilla sex is pretty fucking overrated.

There ya go.

>another site that isn't Sup Forums
>lol le fedora XD rekt
You can bash reddit all you want, /r/skincareaddiction is the best thing that ever happened to me. The site has some great resources. You can stay exclusively on this site and whack off to furry hentai and think girls are demons. We all have different ways of living life.

Sex is overrated, get money, travel through the world, and one day you will find a girl. Nothing is more boring than a man who didn´t seen the world or who is trying to be "bestfriend" with a girl.

>nothing involving hookers
you wrong, man; all women are hooker

> nothing involving hookers
Youre going to hire a decent escort for 150 or you will die as a virgin. Second option: try to talk to 100 girls whuoe youre wasted or die a virgin.

Okay OP these guys before me gave ya some okay advice on being a decent fucking human being.

taking care of your health and image should just be a fucking routine by now, and if it’s not.. you gotta lot more things to worry about..

okay i’ll break this down into three steps into making a specific woman at the bar like you.

>eye contact

before talking to a woman at the bar, you gotta make sure she notices you. so, put yourself in a situation where there’s something about your character that draws as much attention as possible. in drinking situations, there’s no such thing as bad publicity. once all eyes are on you, look for the woman who gives you bed eyes. a quick lock of the eyes followed by her glancing up & down and giving you another eye lock.

>breaking the ice

second step is a bit harder, you can also skip the whole eye contact step and jump straight to this one if you’re cute enough or have enough game.
now, the best way to grab their complete interest is to make yourself seem larger than life. that means that no matter who you are, you gotta own that shit. basement dwelling NEET who plays CSGO and gambles on bit coin all day? your occupation should be called crypto currency. she asks how old you are? tell her to guess. make your interaction fun and make her laugh. be sure to slip in subliminal hints that you’re good at sex. (or that you’re a virgin, a lotta girls are into that) for example, when you’re talking about your pasts, slip in this line “yeah, in high school a bunch of the girls around me were too scared to say they liked me, so i went all through high school without a girlfriend!” then when she laughs and says “really?” you say that you must’ve just been too good looking? and give her a grin.
you gotta make the situation escalate in sexuality and flirtation through laughing.

>sealing the deal
after some talking and at least three drinks, wait for a good song to come on. especially one you can tell the girl enjoys

Just rape a child, my man. Theres plenty of hookers who offer those kinds of services

>150
150? hahahahahaha

Go out of the country.

Your foreign accent will drive them crazy. If your american, they will throw their pussy at you.

Best of all, no one would know how much of a loser you really are.

Join a gym, get in shape. Get on Tinder, swipe them all right.

best way to pick up a girl is definitely using the ol' charm. The key is not to have a piece of shit personality. You know, you should actually be an interesting, likable human being

cont.

and ask her if she wants a dance.
this is where you tell how much she is into you. when you’re dancing, start slow and innocent. move your hips to the beat and look the girl in the eyes. move your arms and do some silly moves to make her laugh, and she’ll move closer. give her a few twirls to make her feel like the princess she thinks she is and then pull her in by the waist until she’s pressed up against you

>PROTIP: take her to the center of the dance floor where it’s packed and you’re forced up against each other, she’ll suiminally rather be pressed up against you than randoms.

then, grind that fuckin ass and cop a feel because this is where it’s a flip of a coin if you’re takin her home.

the finally step is where you’ll tell if she’s into you. if she’s kissing on you and grinding on you looking sloppy, she’s giving herself to you. ask her if she has plans for the rest of the night, and if she says no. offer to have a drink at your house. pull her off the dance floor, and take her away cowboy. if not, have another couple drinks and go after another.

they’re all whores and crazies if they’re getting drunk at the bar anyway.

HAVE FUN!

>secret tip

BE FUCKING CONFIDENT

getting refused isn’t the worst thing that can happen. fucking a literal whore and catching aids is

Girls never want me.

Unless I date online

build up confidence. That will automatically give you charisma to some extent. Don't be an entitled faggot and have normal conversations. Then go to places were promiscuity is prominent, like clubs or dating apps. You will get rejected a lot, shit happens, just learn from your mistakes.

Thanks.

Go into gay club, get to fuck boipussy

Not with that gay shit

Work out, read literary classics, listen to good music. Then socially intimidate them until they see you as the answer to their problems.

Socially intimidate?

Most people just want to feel loved and listened to by someone they respect, even if it’s for a night. If you can do that for them you can fuck anyone.

I see. Thanks.

Thoughts on a Whisper One Night Stand with a slampiggy?

1. don't be creepy
2. go somewhere girls are, like a club
3. dress based on the occation
4. don't look like a homeless person
5. smell nice, which also means not to much perfume
6. don't be a boring talker

7. most important: alcohol

>no social skills
>mental issues

It's weird. Trash worse than me gets pussy.

Make them feel safe, listen, sympathize ask about feelings. Tell them how pretty they are and that you feel a connection. Fail, move on, no waste time. Connect? Winning! Protip: women will shadow your movements if interested. Cross your legs, lean forward, take a drink. Does she copy your movements? You're getting laid!

ty user

Why did bitches ignore me in school and late tell me they wanted me and liked me? Why do they lie?

Simple, lower your standards.

I lowered them to daddy issue bitches.

The personality flaw that causes you to save and post a pic of a famous Nazi
is probably the same personality flaw that is chasing women away.
Work on yourself until the desire to post Nazis seems like juvenile behavior
and see the pussy start flowing in.

Kek, I only saved this because it was the first pic I found in Sup Forums

That's exactly what I'm talking about.

You want to know? Do you REALLY want to know??

Talk to women!! Fucking talk to them! A LOT of them! You're going to get rejected A SHIT TON... but let each rejection teach you something.

And dont be all sappy as fuck. If you're genuinely only in it for sex and some fun times here and there dont be ashamed of it. Women want the same shit as you a lot of times. (DON'T say "Hi, i'm user. I'm just looking for sex" obviously) Just let them know you're not looking for anything too serious, just someone to go out with on occasion and have fun with.

> TL;DR
> Talk to women, a lot of them...

BTW, guys who are getting a lot of pussy don't say "kek" much either, if that's a hint to you.

You just gotta Goebbelize them.

This. You better start ending every sentence with lol xD to appear normal. And stop taking things to extremes - never be totally against something. Maybe try to be just a tiny bit rapey, perhaps try halfway pedo (hebe) and maybe pay them, but in an acceptable manner (gifts, trips etc). Good luck.

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read some of the suggestions here

Okay

>Get OK appearance
>think out random story
>post your crap on some dating site
>troll some whore
>profit??

what stops you from talking to women?
are you fat
skinny
short
tall
lack self confidence

never had a gf

had a gf but never got to first base

Stop identifying with crippled nazis. Gilrs don't find it sexy or in any way appealing.

>fat
>had a gf but never got to first base
>autism
>molested
>asexual
>trap
>...

i'm not op btw

>Never had sex
>Pic of goebbles
Checks out

>117 AD
You'd think people who claim to know the Roman Empire would also know where the anno domini goes.

Sexually assaulted at 14 in school, skinny, mental as fuck, broke, never had real life gf

Get GF: Look for some females. Check your friend circles, see if there's one girl who you would rate to be in the same league as you are. Go for her. Talk to her, text her, flirt with her but try to feel what kind of relationship you have and behave appropriately. Don't rush things, don't force things, just play it cool. Don't act too slowly or you'll get friendzoned permanently, find a balance between friendly contact and 'flirting contact'. Let her know you like her, but don't make it too obvious that you want her. When the chance is there, make your move and see from there.

Get sex: tbh not much experience with random sex/one night stances (like none), but I'd say going out and getting drunk is the best approach

all those seem like long term processes

if your that picky no wonder your a virgin

Get drunk and take some drugs (speed or coke) and you will get laid if you try

You're fucked then lad