/éire/

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So which county should the /éire/ house be in?

>Exit poll showing Tories losing their absolute majority
Jeb Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurge

Westmeath, for the sake of convenience.

Limerick
Pros
Cheap living
Great people
Good food
Good rugby
Still not too far away from rural Ireland

Cons
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Longford.
>Green Party might be relevant

Derry.

Longford's the cheapest and one of the most isolated and sparsely populated.

Wicklow.

>Great people
Thanks friend.

Left a big shit in the mansion's toilet again lads.

>mfw sinn fein take their seats to prop up corbyn

sinn fein will never pledge allegiance to queen liza. it's totally out of the question and ridiculous to even suggest it

>Corbyn is pro United Ireland
>SF might be the ones holding the keys to him being PM
Was this their game all along???

>SNP take power
>UK gets Balkanised within months

€550 per month in Leitrim with 4 bedrooms. We could probably fit a few more on the couch and a few futons.
8 people lets say. Would only have to pay about €15 a week rent. We'd share shopping costs and bills.

It could be great.

>futons
Won't be sharing with any weebs, count me out.

>Sean Cockburn

Some of the british politicans don't have the best of names.

/éire/ mutual killing game when?

>We'd share shopping costs
No, buy your fucking shit.

How do people live like that? Next to the road, no fence out front, that fucking hill.

>8 people taking turns to use 1 kitchen

"Gardaí have described the tragic deaths of the 8 young men as a case of death my sexual misadventure"

This. I survive off of bread and water. I don't want to be paying for some fucker's ten tubs of Magnum.

>tragic

>Group of 8 found dead in Leitrim area,evidence points to mass murder/suicide

Lads, it's improbable that we'd all be brutally murdered. Don't get hung up on it.

I'm sure some of us would escape.

*by

We'll build a fulacht fia in the back yard.

Doesn't look like theres much of a backyard there.

I'd make it my personal duty to hunt them down across the globe

>it's improbable that we'd all be brutally murdered
I'm scared.

SO YOU ADMIT IT YOU VIKING FUCK
I KNEW ALL ALONG

Kitchen looks nice

>I'm sure some of us would escape.
"Upon being alerted by neighbours to a disturbance at the house, Gardaí found all doors and windows padlocked from the outside. Garda Superintendent Lawrence Fitzgibbon describe that such a practice, although common in Leitrim, was suspicious due to the fact the keys were later found on one of the bodies in the house".

Dibs on sleeping in the cubbyhole on the left under the counter.

That's a big kitchen.

>although common in Leitrim
Huehuehue.

Reminds me of a certain kitchen

Could fit a few more people in the cupboards.

Can't wait to fuck the femposter on those counter tops while the sissy boys sit in their rooms or staring straight at the TV and staying perfectly still.

It is destiny.

We could have a pet dog as well and tolerate each other through the shared connection of loving the dog.

Can't to fuck you while you fuck him.

>open one of the cupboards
>find Kev's cryogenically frozen body fixed in that pose

I'll put you in the fucking ground.

"Sorry lad, didn't mean to wake you. I thought that was the press with the curry sauce."

The story behind Froggys first testicular cancer exam

>was once the home of one Mr. Kevin Boyle
>said to have died tragically after walking into traffic
>now uses his likeness as a "meme" on the internet to put more people under his curse
>those affected are tempted to walk towards his ethereal presence

Crowded living room but we'd make it work.

Patrician fireplace.

>Crowded
Really? Looks pretty bare from that picture.

We need to have a cosy fire going 24/7.

t. murderous Sims player

It'd be crowded with 8 people I mean.

>"The inhabitants are thought to be members of a far right republican group due to the large number of IRA pictures and anthropomorphised Nazi watercraft found on their computers"
>"One of the victim's bodies was found in his room with the words 'west brit scumbag' written in his blood on the walls"

>"Gardaí also recovered 73 hard drives full of pornography which they said was of a "depraved and confusing nature".

>the organisation, the so-called "RAAA", is believed to have ties to international actors in Luxembourg, Portugal, and the US

>chosing this """house"""
>Not picking an old convent
Pros
Extra Room
Chapel included
More rooms
3 Bathrooms
Road is called "Convent road"
Extra spooky

Cons
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"The family of a Mayo teenager have been alerted of their daughter's popularity with one of the members."
"Her brother was quoted as saying 'Hyii yii kyaa, yee kwee kwah' in response."

>"French authorities later confirmed that one of the deceased had recently spent time in France, leading Gardaí to believe that the group may have been part of a larger international syndicate".
>Local resident Paddy Slattery had this to say about those who lived at the house: "Sure, they were there, and, in the house y'know? Never out during the day, oh no. Only came out at night, like a vampire from them movies. The wife said they might be criminals of some sort, but I didn't think they had the cut of men who would break the law. Might have been quares though"

You want a cheap big house search Roscommon and places up West....

>it's a prophecy
>noonyBOY will be the one to kill us like he destroyed our windmills

>Cons
Doesn't look like it has an internet connection.

The connection to The Lord is much stronger though.

What are you talking about?

Spookyness makes up for it and one could replace the floor in the chapel with a pool or something,of course filled with holy water

>calling a House of God "spooky"
>replace the sacred floorboards in a sacred room for your nude swimming escapades
You are a false prophet.

This is true. That chapel will be very handy for hosting our nightly debates/arguments in lieu of doing so online.

"Tonight we shall be debating whether Irish slags are superior or inferior to those found in other grounds. Would those who say inferior please sit in the pews to the right, and those who say superior on the left"

>Sources have revealed that the residents had ties with Northern nationalists, fuelling local fears that the deaths could be sectarian related. Several weapons were found on the scene (see insert). There were no drugs found although some did suffer anal trauma.

>There were no drugs found
How the fuck did AA make it out fine?

He was never allowed in in the first place.

The prospect of murder aside, I think this would be pretty comfy.

The chapel is completely empty,there are no floorboards there and if I'm not mistaken after a convent or monastery isn't used as such anymore,it gets de-sanctified

*other countries

>it gets de-sanctified
So what you're saying is that we've no protection from the Devil?

>online /éire/ fucking dies because we're shitposting IRL
>only comes back when we gather together for mass coordinated shitposting escapades stronger than any cabal previous
>soon the world of Sup Forums will fear the /éire/
>for the brief two weeks before we all kill eachother
Fund it.

seeing as it isn't big enough for 8 people's computers it wouldn't work
unless you're all on l*ptops or phoneposting

He'll find a way in. I don't put it past some of you to be desperate enough to let in an effeminate man with long hair.

>only comes back when we gather together for mass coordinated shitposting escapades stronger than any cabal previous
"To the computer room, lads! It's shitposting time!"

There are some crosses on the facade and they should do something I guess but you could also sprinkle some salt on your doorstep and window boards

>seeing as it isn't big enough for 8 people's computers it wouldn't work
We'll put a shed out back for the computers.

that's a big shed

Duit

there'll be a mural of her on the side of the house like the ones you see in the North

No. Anime murals only, but in the Republican style.

you looking to kick off some troubles boy

Probably something like pic related but with Frogweeb's waifu and other anime girls regularly posted here.

It could work.

Forgot pic.

>palestinian flag

>orange part of the flag is the most prominent
What did they mean by this?

This is the future Jew chose.

LOL that fucking flag. I knew collinsfag was a flag obsessed spastic. All those crazy knob heads are. Should be shot desu.

>Sersh is in Ireland for a film
>lure her to the house with some chips
>gangbang her
>send the footage to Sershfrog
>watch his suicide livestream

I'm not even sure which one of us you're referring to.

Something about her autism just makes me smile. Also why can't Irish people/people of Irish descent dance?

my.mixtape.moe/srdybr.mp4

We don't have any femmeposters.

Who are you then?

reminder that shes at germany getting blacked on a refugee romance film

anonymous

Might go for a drive tomorrow

Why do you ask?