What would be the gayest way to die

what would be the gayest way to die

choking to death on another man's dick while he fingers your wife.

Lemon poisoning. Like imagine eating too many lemons, and that's your death certificate.
"Died of lemon"
What would they say in the eulogy?
"Yeah he was a great guy except he ate a lot of lemons and died"
I wouldn't wanna be lemon guy.

aids?

>while he fingers your boyfriend

Being a faggot.

in a car accident jerking off to gay porn. Bluetooth speakers maxed and still blaring after crash when someone finds you.

By putting up a craigslist ad asking for someone to kill you and eat you. Then when the person comes to do it they cut your dick off and you try to eat it but you can't so you bleed out and die from your injuries and your corpse is raped, chopped up, eaten by a gay man and then shat out into a toilet.

OD on poppers

Dying in San Francisco.

Mr. Hands.

That movie was...something.

Testing the home made "dildo launcher" you been building

HAHAHAHAHA FUCKING THIS. YES.

Someone explain to me why this is so fucking funny

Playing your nintendo switch and choking on your vegan, soy milk

Get murdered, but the killer attacked while you were watching MLP and playing Katy Pery

Die during a rib surgery you're getting so you can suck your own wang

being poisoned by eating your dads shit as it slides out his ass on a live stream being watched and beaten off to by thousands of men around the world

choked on a dick

dying while fucking a trap

>win lottery
>buy huge house with Olympic size pool
>offer every nigger you can find $100 to jerk off in pool till it’s full
>attach cinderblock to each leg and fall in
>lungs fill with niggersemen
>tfw 15-20% of your body weight is other men’s knuckle children

winrar

Heart attack causing you to fall on a dick while you were preparing for anal in your room.
Because not only you're gay enough to have a man in your room and preparing for anal sex, but you're so gay you're not even able go through it.

Perforated colon from being fucked in the ass by a horse.

Anal rupture from homosexual sex

F

rip

AIDS

Dying while being OP.

Being OP

+1 for lemons

good one

crying on your uncles soft penis.

I was gonna say fucked by a horse, but this is gold.

My uncle never went soft
You must have been an ugly kid

we had to prop it up with two lolly sticks like a splint and go to town on it like that...so many mouth splinters.
also, yes ,ugly as fuck. you'd be to with a face full of herpes.

Aids

Having a aneurysm then having your parents walk in your room seeing you where the one starting all the BBC threads

Fuck, guess i'm never eating lemons again...

Satan quads speak truth

Not sure this is feasible. Have had multiple 18/19 year olds ask if they are a drink.
Always tempted to say yes.

Mr hands but it's in the mouth.

search cardi b being cardi be and she explains it

Well played user

King Edward the second of England had a red hot poker shoved up his ass until he died because he was a faggot. Pretty gay way to die.

Be the guy in this greentext, but fall out a window and die trying to run from your enraged uncle

Mr. Hands.

getting shot by a nigger with a hi point

Wonder how Christmas went

Being shit by a nigger with your own HiPoint

I easily consume 3-5 Lemons a day in beverages.

>mfw I might be lemon guy

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sauce pls (pic related)

Willingly fucked to death by other men

There's one for the OC.

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Hello Armin Meiwes

respeck

My mom is a retired emergency nurse. She said a guy came in with with a shattered glass bottle inside of his rectum. He bled out.

Swallowing a very long strand of nylon cord, hoping you crap out the other end so you can "full body floss".

Had a co-worker who tried to: stomach churning caused the string to wind up and clogged his system - died of rupture and sepsis.

aids, nigger

REDDIT OUT

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