You're mad, Max! Fury road is the other way!

>You're mad, Max! Fury road is the other way!

what are you so angry bout maxwell? is it because we got lost on the bitter road?

small beaner looking chick best chick

>but...that creature hasn't existed since the Jurassic! Park this jeep closer so I can have a better look.

>So you're sulking in a bar just because your train has already the departed?

Lost

kekked softly

still love these threads

>I'm a citizen, Kane. I can't get deported.

>It doesn't matter what we're the guardians of. The galaxy is ours to explore!

I actually broke up with my girlfriend because this line made me so angry.

gold/10

No way we can do this mission. Impossible!

>Gentlemen, I'm glad we could reach an agreement instead of tearing each other apart like mad men.

Luke, I am your father.

If you dont listen to me you may very well cause a war among the stars. A Star Wars, if you will.

>Uh oh, looks like my daughter was TAKEN.
>Yikes, looks like my wife was TAKEN TOO.
>Lordy loo, looks like even I got TAK3N.
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>Son, for me your mother was only a toy. Story, over.

>Once more The Revenge of the Sith will happen, and we...shall...have...peace.

>You there, are you a minority, report

How do you pronounce TAK3N?

Like a whore

Take 3 in

Fucking kek

>I guess I have truly become le samurai
>tips fedora.

>It's a diuretic!

>I HAVE RIGHTS TOO!
>But look in the mirror my good man, you're just LEE DANIEL'S THE BUTLER

Bravo you award winning piece of shit

>Sorry, but everything at An Apple a Day is served with the cider. House rules.

lol

>There's nothing we can do, Rocky. IV drugs aren't gonna save him.

Joseph Gordon Levitt in a wig? Yeah she was hot

>nice shoes you got there. Will be blood if you not taking them of

>Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.

Luke, it's been a long time since you were a movie star. War's a new hope for you.

underrated

>All of it was true, Harry Potter, and the Deathly Hollows part, too!
I choked on my popcorn when I heard this one

>Ugh, this orange juice has too much pulp. Fiction could not describe how horrible this tastes.

...

Walked out of the theater when they said this.

why does this make me laugh like a retard every time

its so stupid

AHAHAAHHAHAHA

anyone got the mad max fury road one?

...

jokes aside, Mad Max is the best action movie of the decade

Wow, seriously Scorsese?

wrong, the Raid is the best action movie for the century

...

Look Tony, I'm an Iron Man too.

this

kek

>game over man. game over. there's nothing we can do to stop all these aliens

>WATCH IT DONNIE! Darko, Parko, Warko, Sarko.

Aren't you afraid, Shaun, of the dead?

No! I don't need no little girl! I am the real Commando!

>Why did snakes have to be the raiders of this lost ark!

>"Wow, those zombies sure are evil. Dead too..."

Why is this trash considered a classic?!

Hey what's that ship called, The Titanic?

>The cooking pot is breaking! Bad guys are coming, mistah white!
Bravo vince.

Suck
My
Dick!
I'm from beverly hills, cop!

nice

>There will be blood!
Jesus Christ PTA!

>28 DAYS LATER
>*record scratch*
>You're probably wondering how I got here, lads

it's pronounced differently though

>"How could I have made such a Titanic mistake, aaaaaaahhhh-"

>there's blood everywhere! Animator or not this is your problem.

>Martha, it's time for you to get naked. Lunch for me this evening will be your asshole.

...

>We should reach Jupiter by the end of 2001; a space odyssey shouldn't take that long.

Kubrick's a hack.

>Wow Ash, you just defeated an Army of Darkness!

Raimi is such a hack

>This fight is off to a Rocky start.

>Sauron is the Lord of the Rings. The return of the king has come.

>I'm furious. 7 milkshakes, please.

>He's despicable.
>Me 2.

>Bilbo's the hobbit. An unexpected journey awaits him.

>Simba, when I die, you will be the Lion King.

>Shrek?

WOW

>Oh, believe me Gobby. By sunrise I'll have raped your geriatric boipussy so hard they're be shooting golf balls at your ass till the day you die, or else my name isn't Spiderman 3 : The Director's Cut

Fucking hell Raimi, did you really have to put so much product placement into this kino? We get it already, Peter likes his Pepsi.

>Which island is this, captain?
>The Muppets' Treasure Island

>We called him the big lebow. Ski gear is what he sold most of the time.

what

"Do you know what we all have in common my fellow X-Men? Origins. Wolverine knows this more so than any of you."

>You're too good to me, Louis. You really have an Angel Heart.

Unbelievable

>Wat you avan today?
>Ava tar

>This is a reservoir, dog

>Chicken! Run!!

>Whoa, she's gigantic

>What happened to Freddie?
>Got fingered

>Are you a spider, man?

>Master Jabba, Luke Skywalker is here to see you.
>Wohoho unta buta waska jedi?
>>is this the return of the jedi?

>I've played many famous characters, but now I have to play the godfather part too.

kek.

>AND THE GAME...
>pass me the bat, man
>...BEGINS
>here you go, lil champ

>Finally, at long last, I have become, INTERSTELLAR

Gee whiz...

What the fuck was Nolan thinking?

excellent

> I SHOULD HAVE WORN MY FULL METAL JACKET!

Jesus christ that second act was awful.

>It was at that moment he truly knew, he was Drive

geez made me spit out my popcorn

>You'll never get out of the Shawshank. Redemption? Fat chance.

Uncalled for.

>Jon arrives in Dragonstone to ask Daenerys for help against the White Walkers
>Daenerys: Why have you flown so far south, crow?
>Jon: I'm no crow, my lady. I've come to--
>You're of the Night's Watch, aren't you? My advisers tell me so. That makes you a crow, does it not?
>*Jon stares silently at her*
>Bend the knee, Jon Snow. Bend the knee and I will consider listening to your little song about the cold and dark north where the dead walk and men stand atop a thousand foot tall frozen wall. Bend the knee, proclaim me as the rightful ruler of Westeros for all the North to hear, and then sing me A Song of Ice.
>And--
>Fire... And blood. Those are the words of my house, Snow. Think twice about defying me.

I can't believe they forced this into the show

>"Oh my God. There's so much blood Lawrence, like a reservoir. Dogs will be here soon. Kill me!"

I told my wife to put her shoes back on and grab our bull so we can leave the theater asap.

kek

You are now aware that the first film was supposed to be called "Mad Goose" until it was changed at the last minute.

>being allowed into the theater with the wife and her bull
What is this meme? Where I live the husbands have their own separate room with a flatscreen so the wife can enjoy Jirome all to herself.

>this is what feminist cucks actually believe

>le funny cuckoo meme

but mad max was anti-feminist

can you imagine what her arsehole must've smelt like?

>implying in a real apocalypse all women wouldn't be breeding stock
>implying Furiosa would be able to overpower any man even one equal to her weight
I don't think people realize why women haven't fought in any wars before the 20th century, it's not because of sexism it's because women are actually significantly physically inferior to men, in every area. An untrained man who's moderately fit could overpower all but the best female fighters with shear brute force. And no, kicking nuts won't help, when you have adrenaline going through your system in a life or death situation you will hardly register it.

>So that's where We Were. Soldiers would sing songs about Iron Giant (Legend)

Very underrated, kek.

keked

> I have defeated you, Old Boy...