Kraken knowledge
Kraken knowledge
1.) The Kraken is wet.
2.) Kraken cum tastes like haddock
The Kraken has lost dozens of pairs of sunglasses
Kraken dosent like hentai porn
The kraken spends a fortune on shoes
The Kraken has relationship issues.
The Kraken's brother in law lives in Defiance Ohio
The kraken isn't a monster, only misunderstood
Contrary to popular believe the kraken isn't friends with the loch ness mosnter
In 2012 the Kraken had cosmetic surgery to "freshen up" several saggy suction cups
The Kraken sometimes feels disenfranchised.
Unfortunately the Kraken suffers from swimmers ear
The Kraken uses moisturizer for no apparent reason
The kraken is in fact saving the ship in your pic OP not destroying it
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Kraken is an innocent lurking faggot on Sup Forums
The kraken eats a lot of semen but isn't gay
Krankenwagen took the Kraken
The Kraken swims in a lot of fish pee
the kraken thinks that traps are gay
10) The Crackcan lift a boat!
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