Kraken knowledge

Kraken knowledge

1.) The Kraken is wet.

2.) Kraken cum tastes like haddock

The Kraken has lost dozens of pairs of sunglasses

Kraken dosent like hentai porn

The kraken spends a fortune on shoes

The Kraken has relationship issues.

The Kraken's brother in law lives in Defiance Ohio

The kraken isn't a monster, only misunderstood

Contrary to popular believe the kraken isn't friends with the loch ness mosnter

In 2012 the Kraken had cosmetic surgery to "freshen up" several saggy suction cups

The Kraken sometimes feels disenfranchised.

Unfortunately the Kraken suffers from swimmers ear

The Kraken uses moisturizer for no apparent reason

The kraken is in fact saving the ship in your pic OP not destroying it

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Kraken is an innocent lurking faggot on Sup Forums

The kraken eats a lot of semen but isn't gay

Krankenwagen took the Kraken

The Kraken swims in a lot of fish pee

the kraken thinks that traps are gay

10) The Crackcan lift a boat!

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