Why do you hate us?

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What is that?
Wena nido

Let's stop pretending we dont have all the gold hiding under our beds

Cause they ain't us

I don't hate you. Give me reasons why I should be proud of my Spanish heritage though

Because you hate Phil

depends on which part of Spain is your heritage.

He said andalusia

Give us back our gold, we know each Spanish citizen has a bag full of gold on them all the time. Just like the Jews.

Too much gold

Never. This is my gold, I like it very much.

Es eloro que tienen que regresar.

Ya tenemos listos sus espejos para que se haga el intercambio.

Americans love you for all the free land you left us :^)

To hell with Spain, remember the Maine.

Los españoles tenéis el culo muy peludo

>mfw hairy ass, arms, and chest but no glorious Mediterranean beard

Fuck Spain

basically muh al-andalus and spanish settlers in america

Galiza and Andalusia, although the latter probably moved from elsewhere to Andalusia during or right after the Peninsular War

I didn't, but yeah you're half right.

meh i feel bad for the cubans

I'd rather just be proud of the Spanish nation and not the provinces my grandparents were from though.

Lmao
Fuck me, that's exactly how my ass is. At least my chest hair isn't thick or long, nor is it curly.

tfw I could have a little apartment in Mar del Plata near to the beach, but I can't cause sp*niards stole our gold and gave it to Russians

>in Mar del Plata near to the beach
shit taste

do we need a reason not to?

I first tought about Las Grutas, but since I haven't been there since like a decade ago I don't know how is it now

That and the Philines didn't work at all, would be better to have Spain there than Castro for you