How did Hocus Pocus become such an iconic movie?

How did Hocus Pocus become such an iconic movie?

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Thora Birch's luscious, red lips.

It's literally the only place in time where Sarah Jessica Parker is attractive.

WTF happened to Thora Birch? She was so hot in American Beauty. I've read that she was apparently "hard to work with," which basically ruined her career, but I have to wonder if she refused to do casting couch stuff and some powerful kike producer got her blackballed out of the industry.

A fuckin' shame. She was the epitome of late 90s/early 00s teen beauty.

Nostalgia and endless reruns, same as A Christmas Story

And yabos

>She is 34 now
Fucking time man.

Her parents are former porn stars. They were in Deepthroat.

They've been her business managers her entire career and raised her as a typical child actor. When she got older and started doing more "adult" work, her dad was super creepy and attached about it.

Basically, her money grubbing obsessive parents ruined her career.

>It's literally the only place in time where Sarah Jessica Parker is attractive.

Kek, it's true. I thought she was pretty in the movie, but terribly average otherwise.

She seemed a bit typecast, and has a very particular look that's hard to work aound

>Her mother was a porn star
Learn something new every day.

I hope she has dumped them as managers then. I know she's started acting again. She has a few movies coming out soon. No idea if they're anything noteworthy but hopefully she starts getting more roles.

>>She is 34 now
>Fucking time man.

Dude I know, I turned 34 this year...

Where did the years go...?

Now the Witch is Back!

She went crazy vegan, didn't read her blog?

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And there's hell to pay.

>Her parents are former porn stars.
>Basically, her money grubbing obsessive parents ruined her career.
Isn't she Jewish?

Her tits were so much better than the 'hot' girl in American Beauty.

No they weren't they were way to large for her body frame, and saggy as fuck.

o shit it is loli birch

Birch has luscious milkduds. Her friend in American Beauty had awful tits AND an ugly face.

a gay guy at work said this was his favorite halloween movie
I burst out laughing

Just saw it yesterday. Cheesy as fuck but SJP looked pretty hot in her witch attire and pale makeup

>Her mother was in Deep Throat.

I wonder if she gave her any pointers.

me on the left haha

>WTF happened to Thora Birch?

Her parents basically ruined any kind of career she could've had.

>he's never seen flight of the navigator

>Open up your mouth.
Did Winifred Sanderson know?

she had information that could lead to Hillary's arrest.

>for you
maybe

fucking seriously.
I played pub trivia a few weeks ago and this movie was an answer. When they called it out all the women lost their shit.

...

Thora Burch is my father's cousin and I saw her naked after a shower in 2002. She didn't close the bathroom door and just stood talking to me while she blowdried her hair in front of the mirror.

AMA

I rewatched it last night and I thought it was pretty ok. The story with the kid who turned into a cat was nice and I cared about the zombie guy too.

The dialogue is terrible and dated though. Also, it's a fucking kids movie. It's directed by the same asshole who directed High School Musical and the new Rocky Horror TV movie.

i dont even know what happened to her

she was so fucking hot in this movie

Did she notice your erection?

The gays love it. It's part of gay culture, like worshipping Barbra Streisand and having a lisp.

when i was 12 she looked hot

looking at picture today she looks like a trap

this actually makes a lot of sense

FUCK

trump BTFO, I'm with her now

What are some other gay culture movies?
Like Mean Girls and Death Becomes Her.
They're pretty fun

is this a good movie, I've never seen it

>he hasn't seen First Wives Club

It is premier imoutocore.

Party Monster. Spice World. RHPS is a given. Hairspray.

whoa young thora birch, SOLD

It's hilarious and Bette Midler was and forever will be a baller.

yeah but I'm straight tho

It's bad. People like it because they saw i when they were kids and had a good experience then

Why are her lips so plump and red in this movie?

The art of seduction.

Bump

>he didn't watch the Sex and the City movies
lol

You all have been tricked by the velvet mafia. That movie has been and will always be a film made for the gay community.

so?

Best Sup Forums cat.

Prove me wrong.

FUCK

>You will never have a cat who is also your oniichan

okay

the whole pushing Hocus Pokus nonsense forced meme is going to have to stop

has the stink of dannyboytbh spic Sup Forumsedditor alll over it
you remember what happened last time you tried to force a meme, don't you?

you've been warned

I've hated this movie since I was a kid. Gave me nightmares and literally shit my pants.

>You will never take a young Thora Birch trick-or-treating. ;_;

>Let's make a movie that's exclusively for gays
>Awesome. Oh wait. It won't have actual gay stuff in it right?
>Ew no, of course not.

Must be weird looking at yourself from your younger years.

youtube.com/watch?v=gEYgyWC_BpM

One of my earliest faps, even though I didn't understand what the feeling was in my loins.