/brit/

The battle for the soul of /brit/ edition

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leftypol has triumphed. we own /brit/ now

poo

ANIME

ARSENAL WIN

wasnt sure if that was a tranny or not on the BBC until she started talking

>Salmond
>Rudd

Which other big guns are getting the Ed balls treatment?

>Amber Rudd losing her seat

PMSL

How big is her head

>that jaw
HOLY JEZZA

Corbyn knows Red Alert was a top game, he's ourguy

anime

Angus Robertson is almost definitely getting fucked out

imagine living in a place like aberdeen or inverness.

i went to newcastle the other day and felt like i was in some remote region, but aberdeen and inverness are like as far from newcastle, as newcastle is from london.

heh
Have fun here, but kill shitskins first, will ya

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HUGELY important poll

>CANNAE STAND THE TOOOOORIES
*Votes Conservative

Angus Robertson for sure

why are the votes taking so long to count

when will they all finish counting?

>You're allowed back on television!

DIMBLEBY HAS FUCKING HAD IT

CYMRU SWEEP
W
E
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youtu.be/p5ZbGLzyqcQ
youtu.be/p5ZbGLzyqcQ

HUNG PARLIAMENT IN BOUND!

POUND STERLING ON SUICIDE ALERT!

Is there a live stream for whatever election coverage you lads are watching

DUP has triumphed. we own /brit/ and britain now

born in aberdeen

bit shite but aberdeenshire is nice

>the disgraced former Foreign secretary Liam Fox

>Boston
FOY

EEEKKKUHHH AAAHHH EEEEEE IOOOOOO SEEOOOOKKKPUUU ahh yes ;) oo ha EEKKK ETT UHHH AALLUUU POO POOOO heh.. yes indeed ;) hehe

takes longer for northerners to count

business idea: pint party

ill show you hung

Kyary did a tactical lib dem vote in the Harajuku constituency

had a fair bit of wine
on to the becks now hehe x
just TRY to stop me ;))

youtube.com/watch?v=O0WL8cjrpC8

RED SURGE

DIMBLEBEY THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY

They're both shit. Edinburgh is as far north as you should venture. Dundee is getting nicer but it's still a pit.

Don't know who should be conservative leader now

WHAT

DID

SHE

MEAN

BY

THIS

Things that have been saved by this election:

-the economy(no hard Brexit)
-the NHS(no privatization)
-Internet Freedom(no Internet bill)
-the territorial integrity of the UK(SNP vote down, soft Brexit will keep separatist sentiment)

Anything else?

dimbleby will start throwing punches before 4am

screencap this

>tfw the first Brexit years will include DUP in government

cannot fucking wait lads

thanks x

anime

Dad's a 'ce

COR

dimbleby for pm

Liam Fox BTFO by Dimbledick

but seriously we can't let Jez take over our Trident

Jocks are two-faced cowards, what's new.

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Anime is fucking gay, her majesty would be ashamed of you autistic faggots

D.D

Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Lo-lee-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Lo. Lee. Ta. She was Lo, plain Lo, in the morning, standing four feet ten in one sock. She was Lola in slacks. She was Dolly at school. She was Dolores on the dotted line. But in my arms she was always Lolita. Did she have a precursor? She did, indeed she did. In point of fact, there might have been no Lolita at all had I not loved, one summer, an initial girl-child. In a princedom by the sea. Oh when? About as many years before Lolita was born as my age was that summer. You can always count on a murderer for a fancy prose style. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, exhibit number one is what the seraphs, the misinformed, simple, noble-winged seraphs, envied. Look at this tangle of thorns

just got back from working at the polling station all day, then doing a bit of verification at the counting centre

BIT gay but it made me quite proud to see people from all walks of life come in to mark their ballot paper and take part peacefully in the democratic process. man and woman, old and young, rorke and rasheed, lovely

Yes vote: SNP
No vote: Conservative

based dup voter

Labour will flip Canterbury, Kensington and Chelsea

does jez actually want to bin trident and nuclear power?

Why aren't BBC showing the last 2 counts? Nuneaton and Broxbourne both CON holds.

I tell you what, boys. Er, um, you see, now you brought me in, I’m, I'm, I’m wellin' up, right. What you gotta realise is, we’re, we’re looking at a hung parliament I’ve been a labour party for near enough twenty years. I moved to Islington. And I’ve seen Ed, I’ve seen Brown, and I’ve seen Blair, right? This is the first time, the first time I’ve ever seen anything like what I’ve seen this election.. This election is… just… unbelievable, man. And I mean that, David. Listen. With all due respect, David… *sound of item dropping* loved you to bits. Loved you to bits. But I tell you something. Jezza, McDonald, Diane and all the boys, are, are, are, are, are putting it… on the next level. And it shows in the exit; we’re now, we’re now 5, we’re now — hold on a minute — we’re now five points seats short of a Tory majority . Five points short. I went to Sedgfield. I went to Newcastle South. I, I’ve… brought my son up… When he was, he was in school… god. Tories. Tories. Lib Dems. Greens. Tories. Lib Dem. And I stuck, I stuck by my guns, said, "Listen sunshine. Wear the rose, wear the red, w-wear the rose, wear the red… and… we will come through." And all of a sudden, my son’s turned around and said to me and looked me in the eye today — LOOKED me in the eye — and turned around and said to me, "Dad? DAD?" …Amazing. Absolutely amazing. He’s seen… politicians, he’s seen… class lads like Ed, like… ahhh. And, honest to God. Now, tell me, you cannot, you cannot, you CANNOT… tell me, we have not got a chance to form a government David. And listen, this… And this is, this is, this, I was, I grew up with you, David. You cannot tell me, you cannot believe, we cannot form a government . Please…

Lee. Lee . How can I tell ya you can't form a government after that?

the US primaries and election were 50x more fun and interesting than this

Lab + LD + SNP + Plaid + Green coalition soon

1917: Russian Revolution
2017: Corbyn becomes King of England

>it's real
holy shit
soros making a LOT of money tonight

>Canterbury

MENTIONED

State sponsored Barbaras when?

'shalla

david dimbleby is a national treasure

still not enough seats to form a government

tory+dup isn't enough either but they'd have more seats

Tories pulling it back


6-4

NEED a loli kiwi gf

C H A O S

how the fuck do people claim Kussenberg is a rabid tory?

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canterbury's green candidate taught me at school
little bit of trivia for you x

umm sweeite xxx

She's beautiful but still a tory

will do boss

doxxed

>pay off those conducting the exit poll to completely fudge it
>short the pound shortly after
>profit

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qt

based Tim refusing to get into bed with Comrade Corbyn or Theresa Mayhem

That's not enough you dumb cunt

>Northern Hampton North

fucking redundant cunts

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tory surge

This is fucking shitty for the Tories

How did they fuck up THIS much

>LAB 6 - CON 4

They're catching up

I enjoy your posts

Chaos is the only true answer

Poor UKIP.

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Is it too late to vote lads?

>Laura
>Emily
sensiblechuckle.gif

>everyone who works for the bbc is a lefty

you piece of shit

>jewgle estimates

use the BBC leftypol

Jezza + SNP + IRA lads + Radical centrists (LD)

He's been fun and competent the last 3 elections