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red flag edition

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oh no the graphics are back

Actually I think at this rate the exit poll is probably right.

Maybe May shouldn't have gone full retard with policies about freedoms and internet.

I want to go to bed

need a new mouse x

>the map I'm standing on is great

piss off with your shite graphics Jeremy

COMRADES IN

*towers over you*

NEED a bf

love are jeremy

would love her minge in my face

>Oh no, the best part is back

I don't understand this meme

If international finance jewry in and outside of Europe should succeed in plunging the nations once again into a world war, then the result will not be the Bolshevisation of the Earth and with it, the victory of Jewry, but the total destruction of the Jewish race in Europe

-- Jeremy Corbyn

Sunderland being first to declare was always going to throw people off, it was always going to swing more tory than the whole nation no matter what

SNP BTFO in Edinburgh except for my seat zzzzzzz

that's not what lost it for her, only Sup Forums and reddit cared about those

Compress my bollocks in a vice

Compress my bollocks until it becomes surging, surging red

Red surge, Jeremy Corbyn

why cant you let him have his fun

this is literally his favourite part of the year

So far the exit poll has underestimated the Cons vote. Darlington should've been Cons if they were to get a very large majority.

Maybe she shouldnt be calling elections for literally no reason

were all fucking fucked

>state of SNP

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Still the Labour increase has been big elsewhere.

May has fucked it so hard.

>2015

I'm tired but I'm interested

brb, taking some coffee

*serenades you*

Only if conservatives manage to win.

She'll probably have the free time for this going forward.

>negotiations tomorrow and at the weeked
>on monday you WILL see Jeremy Corbyn walking down Downing Street as the new prime minister

*stares at you*

>May in charge of actually having a cabinet
HOWLING

Let the ruling classes tremble at a communist revolution. The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains. They have a world to win. Workingmen of all countries, unite!

- Jeremy Corbyn

There's definitely something unique to the North East with the Tory swing, it's something I picked up on from people during the campaign but I always thought it would be replicated across the country.

Can I get some free shit lads?

*barracks you*

'nother 'dinburgh 'st lad?
for me it was the conservative party

Yeah, but the cons did nothing about it didn't they? In fact, it probably even increased. It's the same joke everywhere

Literal teenager

lol imagine a labour minority government

kek

just thought about the fact Tim used to have parents

he probably used to play guitar for them before he went mad

want to cry :c

*drips onto you*

doing a listen
youtube.com/watch?v=k-KAY_Glmn4

Is corbyn a chaos lord?

imagine being theresa may rn

*unites my working men*
*cums*

how can corbychev be so based

I talked to the paki in the lift and he told me Jezza nationalized me mobile

Return of the mack,
It is,
Return of the mack,
Come on,
Return of the mack,
Oh, my god,
You know that I'll be back,
Here I am

It's been big but the exit poll has them at +15% or something. Most places have been far under that or even swings towards the Cons.

Labour for me, I threw them a pity vote after watching them hastily launch their campaign outside the Tesco Metro on Nicolson Street

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What's the most likely outcome from a hung parliament? A minority Tory government or a Tory coalition

alri lads
if dubs, the tories will claw it back and win it with 334 seats

Sure thing la'
E4PR9-9DQRL-INN69

*swipes down*

up the 'RA

she's got a long way to go to reach my levels of JUST

Scotland is being rigged right now

Minority Tory government

>Making fun of someone who is generally mentally ill

Douglas Alexander giving an interview from his fucking echoy bathroom

his dad used to work for a company called wang laboratories

>tfw midlothian

*ahem*
>permission to use property belonging to official poster of sweden is absent

you mean 'genuinely' luv x

Predictions:

Clegg loses seat
Angus Robertson loses seat
Alex Salmond loses seat
Labour gains seats
Tories do better than Exit Poll predicts
Tory-DUP coalition
May resigns
Farron resigns
Corbyn stays on

Jezza's Superfriends

"Plaid Cymru" being a massive stakeholder in the government

'The struggle between the people and the hatred amongst them is being nurtured by very specific interested parties. It is a small, rootless, international clique that is turning the people against each other, that does not want them to have peace ... It is the people who are at home both nowhere and everywhere, who do not have anywhere a soil on which they have grown up, but who live in Berlin today, in Brussels tomorrow, Paris the day after that, and then again in Prague or Vienna or London, and who feel at home everywhere. [Man in audience shouts 'The Jews!'] They are the only ones who can be addressed as international, because they conduct their business everywhere, but the people cannot follow them.'

- Jeremy Corbyn

is it autism?

gonna move to the UK under Comrade Corbyn's government and get a qt brit gf

why would farron resign, he's gaining seats

It's 10-5 to labour
For every seat the Tories get labour gain 2

>>Making fun of

what

i already traded you that moonview pepe OC

this fucking jewry, unbelievable
shant be replying to you again and if you try youll be hearing from my lawyers

Communism is not love, it is a hammer with which we crush our enemies!

-- Chairman Jeremy Corbyn

It's not malicious, anyone living in isolation will see a lot of themself in tim

what the fuck is pilot brothers

dumb yank

>he probably used to play guitar for them before he went mad
glad they found peace

Tomorrow, Fascists and communists, both persecuted by the police, may arrive at an agreement, sinking their differences until the time comes to share the spoils. I realise that though there are no political affinities between us, there are plenty of intellectual affinities. Like them, we believe in the necessity for a centralised and unitary state, imposing an iron discipline on everyone, but with the difference that they reach this conclusion through the idea of class, we through the idea of the nation. - Jeremy Corbyn

*becomes progressively more mentally ill as each day goes by*

Ignorant Amerishit trying to understand this.

Why did she call a new election if the Conservatives already had won a majority in 2015?

oh yeah

hmm

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AMBER RUDD MELTDOWN
DEMANDED A RECOUNT

she's dumb lmao

>"Hey mate, wanna watch Birmingham City in the pissing rain with me and Shazia?"

would you have a threesome with tim and corbyn?

she thought she could better it
seems to have backfired

Sorry love, I'm an Aston Villa fan

*gets made fun of*

>Tesco Metro on Nicholson Street
you know Alan? the homeless fella there every day
give him a couple fags out of pity and he mumbles some shit to me
im sure he's a sound bloke

>generally
>not "genuinely"
you fucking spastic, hate people like you

>they had a small majority, if a few MPs rebelled they couldn't push things through
>they were well ahead in the polls so called it to gain a larger majority
>everything went to shit hereon

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Royal family already executed?

Mankind is divided into rich and poor, into property owners and exploited; and to abstract oneself from this fundamental division; and from the antagonism between poor and rich means abstracting oneself from fundamental facts.

- Jeremy Corbyn