I found a wallet with 117$ and 3 credit cards in it today...

I found a wallet with 117$ and 3 credit cards in it today. What can I do with the cards before they get shutoff that won't get traced back to me? Dubs gets one of the cards info.

nothing you stupid fuck find the person who lost it and give it back to them

Nigger we know you stole it.

Tip a bunch of cam whores

Keep the money
Put the wallet and the rest of the contents in a ziplock bag
Drop it in any US Postal Service drop box, they'll return it to the rightful owner.

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Realistically nothing. You'll purchase a few items and have them sent to a PO Box or some other offsite area and it will eventually be traced back to you and you'll be charged with credit card fraud. The man/woman you stole from on the other hand will just get the funds you spent reimbursed and go on with their lives like nothing happened while you destroyed yours over a couple small items.

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Don't be a fucking prick, return it man

Still a rat shit thing to do but someone else down the line would probably rape the cash anyways so you (the finder) might as well take it

Turn it in to the police you fucking asshole.

Okay fine I'll do this in the morning.

Really? Thats pretty sweet i didnt know that

Be smart, find the person give it to him

buy my oxys

Exactly. Postal workers don't get paid that much.
Think of it as a 'finders fee' and a 'service fee' for going through the process of getting it returned.
The average faggot would just take the cash and throw the wallet in a ditch. you're doing the owner a favor

keep the money and the wallet but dont use any of the cards. sell the cards to some guy whod want them

I google mapped his address, it's a pretty big apartment building and I don't feel like going there to see if his name is on the apartment number list thing. I'll just mail it in like some user said earlier.

Fuck off addict

This is what I did a few months ago
OP do this:
>go to grocery store
>buy a bunch of visa or any other prepaid card
>only one at a time
>???
>profit

wew, op, you surprised me. That's actually decent. I would buy shit, but meh

If I was the addict, why would I be selling them?

Noice.

Go spend the credit cards asap to some liquor store without cameras or wear a cap/hoodie.. Bonus points if it's in a place where you've never been and where you don't plan on shopping in the near future.
Keep the hard cash.
Drop the wallet at postal office.

That's it, there's nothing more you can do.

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WHY don't you just do the right thing?

Don't do those prepaid credit cards, they want your name and shit, they want you to enroll so they can charge you fees.

just do gift cards.

thnx. its impossible to sell in my area for some reason

Return the wallet with all its contents intact anonymously.

Shit happens, for us, happy vendors, it's all about resisting the temptation.
Not like I'm interested in opiates, just admiring a decent stash.

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shred the cards and don't use them. Hell calling the credit card company to have them freeze the card is a bit above and beyond too.

anything else risks bodily harm or arrest depending on how big of an asshole the owner is.

Course you could always bring the wallet to a police station... but that's a royal pain in the ass and no guarantee the cops won't pin you with whatever happened to the credit cards before you found it.

TLDR;
money's all yours, shred the cards, mail the license or drop it in a postbox

Is eternal damnation worth $117?

>money's all yours, shred the cards, mail the license or drop it in a postbox

I agree, there's a finders fee, I'm sure the owner would gladly pay $100 just to get his I.D. back.

Lol you are still trying to get rid of those opana's?

Go to McDonalds or any fast food place and get yourself a 1 good meal then throw away the cards. Keep the cash though obviously. As for the wallet, if you wanna be a moralfag go drop it infront of a police station, if not then throw it in the garbage

Thats not opana, dipshit. Those are extended release oxy 60s.

Give it back and reap the good karmic energy coming your way.

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yeah i picked up my script so im back up to 200 of them. cant sell em fast enough

Yes.

Amazon, ship to vacant home

I did this once, he gave me $100.