Roast me

Roast me

u sad man

Your dick is almost as big as your five head

future accidental pledge death poster boy

Oregon Ducks? More like Oregon Sucks amirite

You're not actually outdoors huh?
Faggot lmao
Nice chin btw

outdoorsy
u looks alright

Generic entitled and privileged American douche bag. "Gets in touch with nature" by driving an oil raping truck v6 or higher into the woods blasting Kendrick fucking Lamar out the windows and shakahhh brahhh

Fucking Chad.

lol

Your nose is so big people say "God bless you" BEFORE you sneeze.

Also, your forehead is more like a fivehead.

Cringe as fuck making the surfer sign when you're in a fucking forest, too.

...

ooooh shit

You're so white you own a Whole Foods.
Those forehead muscles are strong as fuck trying to pull those eyebrows up.
You have those wife-beater hands you can only get by slapping your own mom for drinking all of the Sunny D.
You can probably smell the future.
You look like Mr. Clean's downy son.
That chin is longer than my whole semester.

look like fred savage who spent the wonder years sucking dicks

>Thinking that originates and is specific to surfing.
Go read a fucking book, faggot.
No one likes you.

owning a whole foods isn't an insult, retard.

ur hot like a good 8/10 but you look like ur dad is a republican lawyer

Lmao at all the people trying to roast you on features that you don't have
>big nose
>five head
give me a break

Dis nigga got a 4x4 head.
He a Headliner.
A Headmaster.

Nigga got a chin to match.

Not sure which half dome is larger

So close OP. You could have been a male model Chad. Don't worry, I'm incel too...I know those feels.

eat my ass