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RUS - DEN
CZE - NOR

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SWE - LAT
CAN - FRA

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fuck coilers suck dick

/škoda cup/ : )

>uutiset

Who has the the better chance at Chris Benoiting? Ovechkin from having a mental breakdown from all the defeats, or Crosby because his brain is mush?

>tfw
>only slightly drunk
I'm just getting started bros

>nyheter

I've really hit rock bottom tonight, polished off a 26 and I'm still relatively sober

ur mum polished my 26 last night if you know what i mean

Your 26mm?

I hope that latvia and norge put up a fight today

>playing NHL legacy, Drinking my liver to death, listening to the best of Blondie, shitposting

I'm playing hearthstone and listening to nazi metal

What band? I love metal. I just wanted to hear Atomic.

Bäckström says he might come to skoda cup.
Lundpads could join too, probably last chance to play the national team with his brother.

Total War right now

So who are /our guys/? Preds or Sens?

Pongs desu senpai

Edmonton fans are funny when they lose

One half gets drunk and accepts defeat

The other half screetches "refpuck", blaming all Ducks wins on the reffing

There's no inbetween

Preds but we're obviously supporting both for now.

Preds v Sens finals desu

Good guys vs Good guys
Comfy finals

umm no sweetie :)

Post yfw an injured Pongs team repeats

Tyson Barrie out of skoda cup

Barrie was wrestling with a teammate in his hotel room and suffered a leg laceration. For precautionary reasons he is done.

kek

Offical Good Guy Rankings

>Great tier
Pens
Sens

>forgot they had a team tier
Preds

>bad bad bad guy tier
Ducks

>hotel room
>team mate
>wrestling

"wrestling"

>pens
>great tier

Fuck off leaf

Official 3rd round tiers

>Good guys
Perds
Snes

>Bad guys
Pongs
Cucks

It is I Caps, the mastermind behind your undoing. I channeled Meme magic and cause your destruction

Pens have the heart of champions and the Caps don't. Simple as that.

>t. Booty blasted Caps fan

Fuck off Toothpaste

>Cheering for a repeat

If you aren't a lifelong(tm) Pongs fan you should neck yourself

>thinking a repeat is worse than a sunbelt or Ontario cup

Can you please chug bleach?

>implying crysby deserves another ring
>implying trashville winning a cup wouldn't be impressive
>implying karlsson doesn't desreve something before he dies

>Ottawa cant even sell out playoff games
>deserves a cup

I like Karlsson but any team with that many empty seats needs to lose.

Hopefully EK just signs somewhere else.

I wonder if Price is gonna bail on Montreal.

There's a lot of teams that would come close to Dynasty status by signing him.

k, listening to after Blondie
>good goys
Preds
Sens

>bad goys
Pens

>bettman guys
Ducks

Which country makes the best /hoc/ OPs? I think Sweden is the worst 2bh

I'll suck your dik

Price already said he wants to stay

Meaning Bergevin will most likely trade him

Which would that be a bad thing? I feel like Montreals window is closed. Price seems to be the only one who wants to stay and other than Sergachev they dont have many prospects

If Chevy steals Price I'll sacrifice my firstborn to an effigy of him

Would make me sad as fuck desu. I fucking love Comrie and that would be career death for him.

Being in winnipeg is career death

oh it's a video game soundtrack.
All right, I'll bite.
Sounds good so far

I prefer Total Annihilation.
Better game, better everything
youtube.com/watch?v=BxAdOQtAFEs

Ducks boy pussy here trying to find excuses to not do my term paper

No silly goose, it's a swedish metal band

sorry, all I could find was Rome: Total War

Google dird

>Slovakia

Lmao

Helleboy is a lost cause, Comrie would thrive as Price's apprentice.

And the Jest would be absolutely based with a good goalie

>twitter.com/SlavaMalamud
On point and sadly too true. (17 tweet rant)

huh. Never even considered this was actually a thing

Poor creatures!

These birds need to shut the fuck up
Im trying to get drunk here

Don't you know about the bird?

?

>slow thread
>shit content

Why is /Eurohoc/ so shit?

derka derka family guy derka bird is the word
I just watched that episode a few days ago and it was the most annoying episode ever
Probably the only time I wanted to stab Peter in the fucking face

First 3 seasons were good, after that it went to shit. Everything post season 7 is fucking garbage.

--> This guy ruined the joke :(

I think that episode was season seven
Christ.
Yes it was. First episode ws a Brian episode so I skipped it, second was bird is the word episode.
AUGH
Terrible.
Also, is it just me or do the Blues have the best looking home jerseys?

the fact that you think of family guy when surfin bird is referenced gives me cancer

youtube.com/watch?v=a98umoWh7VU best cover

McDavid's style of play doesn't work in the playoffs at all. And it won't work any time when he starts to lose his speed.

Sorry, I just watched the episode a few days ago, so it's fresh in my mind

They're still both cancer

McDavid doesn't know how to win. We saw it in Erie, we saw it in International and now we've seen it in Edmonton.

He will never be the best player in the league. Crosby will pass that mantle onto Matthews.

>matthews

Still that meme? lmao

>Finland
>Talking about memes

I mean, your country produces a lot of them. Takes one to know one I guess.

almost 6 am
Still here shitposting
>REFPUCK REFPUCK REf

ahh hah, I'm just kidding

>mad
>at generational talent

I get that your countrys talent is known as the relegation generation but not EVERY player under 20 is a meme.

We haven't won a match against the Skoda overlords in 7 years. I don't have high hopes about beating them now.

Bergevin sucks donkey cock. He's too afraid to take risks, so we missed on Johansen, Duchene and we refused to tank it for Matthews out of pride.

If snes don't beat pongs I hope Nashville does

Wont happen compadré. Los Penguinos are takin the ship.

>implying we're not crashing the penguins...

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

CRAWLIIIIIN' IN MY SKIIIIIN

Well lads, after sleeping on it, I've gotta say that it was a good season. A lot of people had the Oil finishing near the bottom of the league again, and they almost made the WCF. Once Chiarelli gets rid of RNH and Eberle this summer, who knows what could happen next season.

Hoping for a Nashville/Ottawa final.

youtube.com/watch?v=mUvy89e8CB0
ducks have no chance

>wake up
>Redditmonton Soilers still BTFO
Feels good

>dothead sucked the spirit out of McDavid

He looked like a shell of a man in game 7.

how fucking shit do you have to be to let analheim win a game 7?

So will ovechkin come to skoda?

does he have a tumor under his left cheek?

reen too reen too ren=== ah fuck it

Im still rooting for you

bulju

...

NORGE PREPARE TO GET SHREKT

underage leave

...

also someone pls explain how the fuck is it Škoda, out of all european and world's companies, many of which are larger, more relevant and richer is the sponsor of fucking world championship

And more importantly how the fuck has it been able to be the main sponsor for like two decades in a row without chinks or even some other european company taking over

>nobody will ever win the Škodac Up, the Olympicg Ames tournament and the Stan Leec Up in the same season
what's the point!?

They are simply clever

Nobody watches so no other companies care

some people were bretty close
If Red Wings won sc in 2006 instead of 2008 you'd have three such players.

also
>mfw only 4 countries have representation in the triple gold club
>mfw we are one of them
ayy

Slovak or finn detected

they're the biggest company that gives a shit about an irrelevant tournament

>chinks
lel

how would they have won stanley cup if they were playing in the world champs?

Thanks Pekka.