Itt: stories about inadvertently ruining foods/having foods ruined for you

itt: stories about inadvertently ruining foods/having foods ruined for you

>start using a jug to pee in
>don't judge me, it's convenient & i'm saving the whales by flushing the toilet less often
>after a while (a few cycles of filling the jug and emptying it into the toilet) i notice a very distinct smell
>fucking... my piss smells fucking exactly like hotdog water and bologna
>i will never be able to eat either of those food items again

not a huge loss cause i wasn't a huge fan of either, just wanted to talk about my piss jug really

i had hotdogs ruined for me because i worked at a gas station on night shift. cleaning a roller grill every night will turn you off of them forever.

>boLOGna

>baLONey

Did you know if you pour all that pee on a plant, especially a fruit plant like a pear tree or orange tree, it'll help it grow and make lots of fruits? Pee is a good fertilizer, even though it has a lot of salt in it.

>be 7 or 8 or something
>not feeling very well
>parents insist im fine
>i have fruit loops for breakfast.
>immediately after finishing i throw up all the fruit loops right back in to the bowl
>'oops guess you're really sick kiddo'
>never eat fruit loops ever again
>pretty sure my parents stopped buying them after that

for the longest time ramen and apple sauce i had a similar issue with
>going to the carnival
>decide to eat ramen before hand
>wasn't good, you know the half cooked kind where the broth didn't really simmer
>we get to carnival
>go on the 'zipper' ride
>keeps going upside down
>puke everywhere
>it looks like I threw up cinnamin apple sauce

didnt eat ramen or apple sauce for like a year after that.

i did not know that but now that you mention it i did empty my jug on a neighbor's plants during the night once. had no idea i was actually helping.

>really don't like lasagna
>it makes me gag
>dad gets mad at me for this as he thinks its an insult to moms cooking (despite me loving literlaly everything else)
>he force feeds me lasagna til i puke
>alls me a drama queen
>already had a hard enough time with lasagna but now the only way I eat it at all is if dad force feeds me again

What the fuck is wrong with you?

All that shit is cancer. Glad I'm mexican

Ramen hotdogs = cancer

As long as you stay on ur side of the wall Roberto

Are you the user who got divorced over piss jugs?

>14 years old
>eat a big ol' bowl of Reese's Puffs right before my father and i embark on a long ass (3 day) Greyhound bus ride
>almost immediately develop intense gas pain
>constipated as fuck for the entire ride
>not a single one of the buses we rode had fucking AC. IT WAS JULY
>get home, still constipated with intense pains in stomach for 2/3 more days
>finally shit
>miniscule rabbit poops

i'm still fucking baffled and i will never touch reese's puffs again

holy fucking shit guy

lol no i just recently started using them. my gf hated it but she's gotten used to it. love that bitch

At school they gave us the shittiest coldest mashed potatoes. Eating that shit was pretty bad, sometimes you'd find a hair or two in it. After years of having to eat it I feel like gagging when I eat it elsewhere

I used to like Swiss Cheese, till I started working with an old man, who's breath always smells just like the cheese used to taste. Now every time I eat it I think of his breath and it grosses me out

Do you watch trailer park boys? Fucking piss jugs

no i don't

Do watch it

Loved potatoes growing up. Mashed with butter/cream/milk. Only vege I liked.

My mom would boil the fuck out of pumpkin and carrots and mash them too but totally under seasoned mushy crap. My father wouldn’t let me leave the table till I had finished (I’d be dry heaving every mouthful), so I eventually just started stuffing my pockets with the slop.
My mom got tired of the shit-fight that was clothes washing so finally put her foot down so I only had potato put on my plate.
Not so long after I recall mom going to hospital to have younger sister so much older sister came to stay for a week.
Mfw baked pumpkin and not overly cooked carrot dressed with honey and sesame seeds are the bomb.
Mfw mom comes home and dad makes me start eating her shit tier pumpkin and carrots again fml fml.

Bitch

>Pissing while taking a shower...
>fuck, it smells like popcorn?

This hasn’t exactly ruined the food for me, but it was noticeable after I was old enough.

Egg yolks taste just like cum. I can only eat them scrambled to not be able to taste it.

>potato
>vege

first fuck ever.
kinda chubby girl, timeshare vacation in lake tahoe with parents. all parents at casino, we kids just hanging out in resort village.

she has sweatshirt, with no bra. she is a little sweaty. is that chicken I smell? her sweat smells like chicken. she was 14, I was 12.
wham bam, clumsily thank you ma'am.

still get a hardon whenever I eat fried chicken.
the first is always the most memorable, i mean

My Fella

Edgy

My first was after we had just played a shitload of street hockey. me 14 she 13, short hair tomboy as fuck. Like canned fish and drown everything in garlic because of it...not sure who is the more filthy, her for smelling like a penguin or me for liking it.

Is this you?

>piss jugs

it's a lie.

Way of the road, bubs, way of the road...

You got to be careful though, piss is acidic and too much can kill a plant, got to balance out the pH or cut it with some water.

Nobody is glad they are Mexican.

what