At the airport, quads decides what I do.
At the airport, quads decides what I do
Fuck quads. Just shit on the floor and paint a picture
Shout bomb!
allahu akbar!
Shout boooooom!!!
Start loudly praying in Arabic
Yell out famous lines from the movie "Speed"
قول الله اكبر
Blow up. Like just go up to security and demand better treatment while shouting about conditions that they have no control over. Like the weather or the fact that your wife left you
go to the next qt girl and talk to her
Become gay
Go into bathroom, sit in stall, act like you are on your phone talking about blowing shit up "yeah mohammad, i got the bomb in my carry-on", etc.. make sure people hear you, flush, wash hands, see their reactions, wish them a safe trip, but say it in a weird way. repeat in different restrooms.
shout allahu akbar
Drop something. Once someone picks it up or tell you about it thank them and recommend they miss the flight
Take off your clothes and hump the nearest child
flop about for 4 seconds on the ground
Perform
Magic
Tricks.
If u cant then u have to wing it
Dance until you pass out. Only answer people in coarse whispers if they talk to you. Cry if possible.
Go up to the glass leading to the airstrip and longingly sigh as you touch the glass and say oh captain my captain
In the bus that takes me to my flight now, keep it rolling.
Take up arms against the englishmen
whip your dick out and slap the nearest old lady with it
reroll gimme quads you niggers
shout HEIL HITLER
Bus to your plane? What Airport you in?
Live stream until you get onto your flight, and cope a real good feel at every female you pass by
Within earshot say "theyll never catch me now"
Take 3 dick pics at different angles
Next side quest is taking 5 creep shots
Start trying to pass your luggage off to random people. Ask them to just watch it for about 13 minutes or so.
Take a pic of a womans face, send the picture, say into the phone "i found my pig. I win"
Perform a heroic act. Then ruin it
jew it up
chill
Pee on someone else's luggage
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Aggressively molest a 12-14 year old girl from behind as though she is a longtime girlfriend.
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turn phone volume to high while watching porn and openly fapping
Set up your own restaurant that sells overpriced food that is worse than anything outside the airport.
Once you get things going steady you can work to buy out the rest of the stores on the promenade in order to expand your assets. You may be able to get your franchise going within the end of the month if you are quick.
The end goal is to buy out the airport, converting it into a drive-in theater for airplanes.
Just think of it: thousands of tourists flying to YOUR building to see a movie then head home--you will make so many billions that they will have to come up with a new standard measurement to compare your wealth to
rant about niggers and "the poors"
steal the gun off a cop and an hero
cut your dick off and chase the nearest child with it shouting, "lemme put my penis in you!"
ask airline employees if the airline is certified 100% jew free.
shit in hand. hand in hair. repeat
make america great again
act like an average airline flyer
poop everywhere
just yell rainbow dash one time
kill everyone
roll
Take your dick out for the rest of the ride
yell "im shitposting!"
just say "kek" as soon as you sit down on your plane. loud and clear. record it also.
You know you have to livestream whatever you do right?
turn to the nearest grandma, smirk, "bathroom blowjob?" is what you should say
Order a large coffee and dump it in your lap then yell, "wake up!"
Allahuackbar
yell 'pinkie pie'
Yell bomb
You’ve gotta be shitting me
Hit a TSA officer.
Became practicing catholic until the rest of your life
Psh, hit an actual cop you pussy. Those TSA dudes can't do shit
squirt like a squid. in the nearest fountainous recepticle
this so much
Piss on that conveyor belt for the suitcases.
Sing the song tnt loudly
Cry
sing a rock anthem on camera
stare blankly into the eyes of TSA. make it as awkward as possible. really see into someones soul
tarzan scream!
vid or it didnt happen
sperm. quick
Pull out penis
Shit on the floor.
Start yelling and calling all the trashcans niggers. When confronted let them know you have a ak47 in your back pocket.
>open Facebook on phone
>Facebook live of you shitting in lobby
>don’t wipe
Play Pigeon John - The Bomb and screech allah akbar niggers and rant about the bomb strapped to your chest that’s on a dead mans switch
sing "Beep" by the Pussycat Dolls while furiously masturbating in the nearest women's room
gd that was close
Became a good person
this. reinvigorate your love life
Enact an elaborate song-and-dance routine whilst disrobing.
sit down, take the luggage you have and hold it firmly, close your Eyes, and start vispering
Allah Akbar
Allah Akbar
Allah Akbar
start slowely and vispering,
and then slowly proceed speaking faster and lauder
fap
beg for change so you can "save the world from the faggots and niggers"
Give your money to someone who needs it
Just arrived, keep it going
was in KVA
yell bomb and run for the gates screaming
Do your best "REEEEEEEEEE"
Leave your bag somewhere, then report it to Airport security as a suspicious item.
>Leave your bag somewhere, then report it to Airport security as a suspicious item.
Rolling
make sure it is filled with dragon dildos
get nekkid. live stream here
I arrived and I'm now at the bus on my way to the hospital. My dad had a stroke yesterday and I'm losing my mind, truth is I made this thread to stay sane and you Sup Forumsros didn't disappoint. Hang out on the thread if you want and recc more shit or amazing.
>KVA
I had to google that. Nigga you in Greece
Surprised you guys can even afford security
Ama*, not amazing lmao
It's not as bad here as you think, lots of media FUD and lies