At the airport, quads decides what I do

At the airport, quads decides what I do.

Fuck quads. Just shit on the floor and paint a picture

Shout bomb!

allahu akbar!

Shout boooooom!!!

Start loudly praying in Arabic

Yell out famous lines from the movie "Speed"

قول الله اكبر

Blow up. Like just go up to security and demand better treatment while shouting about conditions that they have no control over. Like the weather or the fact that your wife left you

go to the next qt girl and talk to her

Become gay

Go into bathroom, sit in stall, act like you are on your phone talking about blowing shit up "yeah mohammad, i got the bomb in my carry-on", etc.. make sure people hear you, flush, wash hands, see their reactions, wish them a safe trip, but say it in a weird way. repeat in different restrooms.

shout allahu akbar

Drop something. Once someone picks it up or tell you about it thank them and recommend they miss the flight

Take off your clothes and hump the nearest child

flop about for 4 seconds on the ground

Perform
Magic
Tricks.
If u cant then u have to wing it

Dance until you pass out. Only answer people in coarse whispers if they talk to you. Cry if possible.

Go up to the glass leading to the airstrip and longingly sigh as you touch the glass and say oh captain my captain

In the bus that takes me to my flight now, keep it rolling.

Take up arms against the englishmen

whip your dick out and slap the nearest old lady with it

reroll gimme quads you niggers

shout HEIL HITLER

Bus to your plane? What Airport you in?

Live stream until you get onto your flight, and cope a real good feel at every female you pass by

Within earshot say "theyll never catch me now"

Take 3 dick pics at different angles
Next side quest is taking 5 creep shots

Start trying to pass your luggage off to random people. Ask them to just watch it for about 13 minutes or so.

Take a pic of a womans face, send the picture, say into the phone "i found my pig. I win"

Perform a heroic act. Then ruin it

jew it up

chill

Pee on someone else's luggage

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Aggressively molest a 12-14 year old girl from behind as though she is a longtime girlfriend.

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turn phone volume to high while watching porn and openly fapping

Set up your own restaurant that sells overpriced food that is worse than anything outside the airport.
Once you get things going steady you can work to buy out the rest of the stores on the promenade in order to expand your assets. You may be able to get your franchise going within the end of the month if you are quick.
The end goal is to buy out the airport, converting it into a drive-in theater for airplanes.
Just think of it: thousands of tourists flying to YOUR building to see a movie then head home--you will make so many billions that they will have to come up with a new standard measurement to compare your wealth to

rant about niggers and "the poors"

steal the gun off a cop and an hero

cut your dick off and chase the nearest child with it shouting, "lemme put my penis in you!"

ask airline employees if the airline is certified 100% jew free.

shit in hand. hand in hair. repeat

make america great again

act like an average airline flyer

poop everywhere

just yell rainbow dash one time

kill everyone

roll

Take your dick out for the rest of the ride

yell "im shitposting!"

just say "kek" as soon as you sit down on your plane. loud and clear. record it also.

You know you have to livestream whatever you do right?

turn to the nearest grandma, smirk, "bathroom blowjob?" is what you should say

Order a large coffee and dump it in your lap then yell, "wake up!"

Allahuackbar

yell 'pinkie pie'

Yell bomb

You’ve gotta be shitting me

Hit a TSA officer.

Became practicing catholic until the rest of your life

Psh, hit an actual cop you pussy. Those TSA dudes can't do shit

squirt like a squid. in the nearest fountainous recepticle

this so much

Piss on that conveyor belt for the suitcases.

Sing the song tnt loudly

Cry

sing a rock anthem on camera

stare blankly into the eyes of TSA. make it as awkward as possible. really see into someones soul

tarzan scream!

vid or it didnt happen

sperm. quick

Pull out penis

Shit on the floor.

Start yelling and calling all the trashcans niggers. When confronted let them know you have a ak47 in your back pocket.

>open Facebook on phone
>Facebook live of you shitting in lobby
>don’t wipe

Play Pigeon John - The Bomb and screech allah akbar niggers and rant about the bomb strapped to your chest that’s on a dead mans switch

sing "Beep" by the Pussycat Dolls while furiously masturbating in the nearest women's room

gd that was close

Became a good person

this. reinvigorate your love life

Enact an elaborate song-and-dance routine whilst disrobing.

sit down, take the luggage you have and hold it firmly, close your Eyes, and start vispering
Allah Akbar
Allah Akbar
Allah Akbar
start slowely and vispering,
and then slowly proceed speaking faster and lauder

fap

beg for change so you can "save the world from the faggots and niggers"

Give your money to someone who needs it

Just arrived, keep it going

was in KVA

yell bomb and run for the gates screaming

Do your best "REEEEEEEEEE"

Leave your bag somewhere, then report it to Airport security as a suspicious item.

>Leave your bag somewhere, then report it to Airport security as a suspicious item.
Rolling

make sure it is filled with dragon dildos

get nekkid. live stream here

I arrived and I'm now at the bus on my way to the hospital. My dad had a stroke yesterday and I'm losing my mind, truth is I made this thread to stay sane and you Sup Forumsros didn't disappoint. Hang out on the thread if you want and recc more shit or amazing.

>KVA
I had to google that. Nigga you in Greece

Surprised you guys can even afford security

Ama*, not amazing lmao

It's not as bad here as you think, lots of media FUD and lies