Hi Sup Forums ! How's your day so far?

Hi Sup Forums ! How's your day so far?

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Fucking shit.

DON'T BE A SOUR PUSS!
DON'T BE A SOUR PUSS!

>woke up 2pm
>parents had friends over so I couldn't get food without having to talk to them
>8pm and they're still here
>also need a shit but afraid just in case one of them needs the toilet as I'm shitting

You know that extremely comfy feel you get from listening to the first 10 seconds of concerning hobbits?
I want that feel. All the time.
youtube.com/watch?v=_pGaz_qN0cw

Got into a fight with my brother because he cums into his socks and throws them away like the fat retarded idiot he is and some of my socks are missing. My dad asked me to lend him some money for him to go party since he's off with his who're girlfriend God knows where, and I wanted my money back after finding out about the socks
He's always been heavier and stronger than me but I've been lifting for a year so I might have stood a chance if my mother haven't -I shit you not- clung onto me to stop us fighting giving him an opening to wail on me
Now he's off to his shitty fucking party to get wasted and high off my money while my mother yells at me because she bumped herself against the wall while I was getting punched and my dad tries to phone me
I hate my shit family more and more every day and I can't move out without a job and I can't finish my studies if I get one

How's -your- day, tv?

eugh

Pretty good!

How about you? :3

>Go to friend's house
>Their autistic son is home
>Don't worry user you probably won't see him he never leaves his room
>Even to eat and use the bathroom?
>we've been here for over 6 hours and he still hasn't left his room
>what a fucking retard

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what the fuck kind of a word is "who're"

i can tell you deserve everything you get

>Get dressed
>climb out window
>come in through front door
>"hi"
>they think you've been out all day

>tfw mom sometimes doesnt give me warning when she invites people over
>last time I was out and water and had to poop
>i didn't have anything to drink and didnt have any socks ready
>they stayed for almost 2 hours

Doesn't really solve the problem of having to talk to them though really.

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I crashed my car into someone's front yard, good news is I only have to pay $600 in damages.

Sitting around in a closet for the next half hour waiting for work to end

Also gotta call my boss and tell her I found another job but I'm really fucking nervous

its been okay thanks for asking :) wbu?

WHO?

(,_, ) still getting blood in my poo

soe (mbie)

terrible

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG

would bathe in her piss/10

Woke up later than I wanted to and the party I was going to tonight was cancelled. At least there's football.

>woke up at 6:30am
>ate breakfest
>went to walmart and bought titanfall 2
>went for a hike at 9:50am
>picked up sushi on the way home
>about to go for a core workout
>will spend the rest of the day blazing, shit posting, and playing tf2 before the work week.

I got a similar one

>in my room the whole day
>feel like I need to shit
>crawl out to the bathroom and let the kraken out
>someone rings the bell, it's some work friend of my mom
>stay in the shitter the whole time waiting for her friend to leave because she said "she's just passing by"
>the conversation just keeps on going, I already browsed through a whole catalog of threads while sitting and my legs are losing circulation
>45 mins pass by, whole time I thought both of them didn't know I was in the bathroom
>hear her friend ask "What is your son still doing in the bathroom?"
>I freeze completely, mom shouts "user GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM ALREADY"
>"I-I-I'll be out in a minute!"
>stay there for 15 more mins constantly flushing the water and randomly opening drawers so they think I am doing something
>she finally leaves and actually says goodbye to me through the closed bathroom door
>"b-bye you too!"
>leave the bathroom and crawl back to the room
>mom doesn't say anything when I pass by her, just a look of dissapointment
>watch a marathon of Coen bros movies just to forget and deny everything that happened

Blood Simple is an underrated Coen bros movie, I recommend it to all.

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DELET THIS

God your life sounds horrible. Pls at least tell me you get occasional pussy

might be the funniest thing i've read on this shitty place thanks

i felt like shit until i read this

thanks man

Listening to Carrie and Lowell in the shower was a mistake. Got really depressed about life. But now chill on a warm day in boxers eating a dank bahn mi stoned listening to todd rundgren prolonging the wolf at the door for a couple hours.

>stay in the shitter the whole time waiting for her friend to leave

Why are you so terrified of being seen by another human being?

Fucking exhausted, just trying to finish writing up a technical report for my networking class. I'm like mostly done with it, but it's so fucking hard to get that last final push to finish it.

Like, I just don't want to do it. My eyes hurt.

supposed to be working, but watching football and shitposting instead
i think i'm getting alcoholic myopathy too which is not too enjoyable. 0/10 would not recommend

You have to go back

Pretty bad, I caught a cold and I spent all day in bed shitposting on Sup Forums.

Terrible. Gonna kill myself unless this post ends in dubs.

>I spent all day in bed shitposting on Sup Forums.

I've had that cold for 5 years now

Bye user. It was nice nowing you.

>she said yes

Pretty good OP, thanks for asking! Hope you have a nice day, too. Life is wonderful, isn't it?