I wanna buy some sex toys for me to use with my girlfriend, what are the essentials

i wanna buy some sex toys for me to use with my girlfriend, what are the essentials

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small vibrator (sharpie girth), good to ease her into anal with it.

Who is she?

You should get a bullet and a rabbit for her and then you can go from there.

Suction cap black dildo

A girlfriend.

>what are the essentials
#1, actually having a girlfriend

vibrator is all you need. this is a good one had it for a while formidablefemme.com/2015/05/11/review-peak-wand-massager/

Definitely a rabbit. Hitachi wand if she can take the power.

hitachi wand
butt plug
blind fold
restraints


when you get bored with that get some rope and a book on how to use it, but dont start with that bc it can be dangerous

dont listen to this guy. it's obvious that he's a virgin, and doesn't know what he's talking about. who hasn't heard of a "rabbit" and a "hitachi". anyone dumbfuck touchless virgin could've come up with those names. they're shit.

you don't need the rabbit, it's retarded. no girl ive ever been with likes it. too much dumb shit on it. every girl ive ever been with just wants a simple clit vibrator. like this one

HAHAHAHAHA

38, married for 12 years

Good job. You must be a sorcerer.

then you're just a fucking moron.

Sad.

It's pretty obvious that you just bought the names of products you've heard of. It'd be like buying Beats headphones for $300, while identical headphones from another brand are less than half the price.

Hitachi wands do have attachments available. Check amazon. If shes new to play get something small

Been on this rock for years a hitachi wand or knock off is perfect. They love them. Next get a dildo or 3. She is going to want to use one on you so get ready.

you guys sponsored by hitchachi or something? or are you just saying a word that you've seen in porn? because no real woman wants something giant that you plug into the fucking wall. retarded. and if you idiots weren't touchless virgins, you'd know that.

Thought she was a dom. What the fuck are you making decisions for?
>Inb4 "pic not related"

Vacuum cleaner

Well I said hitachi wand or a knock off. Next the knock offs have wireless ones. Look on Amazon $30 she will do what ever you want. I can tell you are young and not been with any or many women. Sorry but they like it.

A strap on so she can destroy your ass

No im a married for 18 years old fag. The hatachi wand does not penatrate the vagina its for the clit. We see now that you are the kissless virgin. The hatachi is also good for the back when you do more with your day than stare at your neckbearded face reflecting in your parents crt monitor

you horrid cunt I am never talking to you again

Did lol

BTFO!

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Small butt plug. They love that shit.
Also vibrating cocking has worked well in the past

I'm 52 and have slept with 1,800 women. You are an idiot.

Do you not know how to read? He didn't say anything about penetrating.

"rabbit" is just the type of toy, and "Hitachi wand" is called that because it used to be made by Hitachi. Not anymore.

So yeah.. "Hitachi wand" is now the generic name for a massage wand

Lock in "C" "Bullshit" thanks Eddy

He said something giant he needed to be informed of his ignorance

First off you need lube. Can't put anything anywhere fun if you don't have that I recommend KY jelly because some lubes tend to glide and then get really sticky for some reason which is bad for obvious reasons.

Handcuffs or if you want to be discreet use silk neckties regular ones will do but silk feels nicer against the skin these double up as blindfolds.

Vibrators are good if you're going for generic adventurous stuff small 3-5 inch ones are good and generally low power which is a good start if your girl isn't used to toys.

If she says she's okay with it repurpose a few Belts its cheap alternative to riding crops and you don't look like a cunt holding one I find anything meant to be for bdsm purposes slowly look tacky.

So yeah silk neckties, A small vibrator, One or Two leather belts, LUBE LUBE LUBE

One of these
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