What is the best and most "legal" way to destroy your ex girlfriend...

What is the best and most "legal" way to destroy your ex girlfriend? She lived at my place free for 6 months and fucked another dude, then she lied about taking pills and now she's pregnant forcing me to pay for the fucking kid. I wanna make her suffer as much as I have.

Plan 1 is to send nudes to her family and workplace, plan 2 so far is to call her sisters ex boyfriend that wanna burn their house down but they live in a protected house but I got the adress and all info to send him.

Thankful for any help.

Secretly go to the other dude she banged, and blow him while taking video, then show her the slow nothing video of you catching that magnificent jizz rope flying through the air and on to your face. She will be sooo jealous!

Nah dude, don't do that. Use that anger as motivation to outgrow her. Ex cheated on me so I started lifting, sorted my diet out and now routinely bang chicks ten times hotter than her. That's how you piss her off

10/10 idea, sounds kind of gay tho..

Well overall this is the most logical move, but I hate her so much i want her to suffer.

But this is probly the best, I've started lifting atleast.

Old Sup Forums here..

Play it cool and wait until she has the child. One day when she comes home, let her find you eating the child, she will change her mind and not want to Trap you into child payments, plus you get a free meal.

Win / Win situation.

Like this, got loads of nudes too.

I'm thinking about sending nudes to her boss etc that she has sent to alot of other guys so it can't be directly connected to me.

As i've started lifting im curious about how many grams of protien a baby contains?

Are you sure the kid is even yours?

Yeah sadly enough, we spent like 5 weeks hanging out non stop like there was no way she could cheat during that time if it wasnt a 5 minute quickie in the basement with someone else and I doubt that to be honest, as she was never home

and after the 5-6 weeks she did that test and it was positive

She's your ex, you don't have to pay for the kid since you didn't abandon it at birth.

As far as nudes go, don't. You're going to open a whole can of shit in court where she can also bring up the pregnancy as well as revenge porn.

You want to fuck her over? Ghost her but tell the truth what happened. She'll probably "accidentally" forget to admit she cheated when she calls you a prick to her friends.

need a burner email? guerillamail is your place. Also public terminals.

Dude. Dont underestimate their ability to deceive.

Skitne toser man!

But deny deny deny. Demand paternal test. Refuse to sign the birth certificate.
Accept that you are most likely to lose a considerable amount of money the next 18 years.

So make it hard for her to tie that child to you!

And as others advice. Drop that petty revenge shit. You wont get farther ahead from her that way.

The way you truly distance yourself from her is through excellence. That is the only logical way. All things considered.

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Okey no nudes. But the worst part is about this is that she spreads lies about me, example that I hit her and things like that. I can fuck me up kind of bad as im a mechanical engineer and they will fire me if i'm some wild shot.

That kid isn't yours, deny everything. Her being a single mum/a mother having to raise it with another dude is enough to destroy her future. She's fucked now and you are free.

So I should just ignore her all the way and calmly refuse my role as a father, I hate them both equally already.

That is true but as I live in Sweden the female have every possible right, BUT she has to pay for the paternal test herself and I don't think she will ever afford it as she got denied money from the goverment.

Don't feed into it. They're just rumors. She wants your attention because she wants you mad at her, because she misses you. Getting into a fight is what she wants so she can feel close again.

Don't pay her any mins. Ghost her. She's dead to you. Don't mention her unless someone asks, don't namedrop her, nothing. He the bigger person. Be the adult.

Buy some plan B tell you her want to settle things about pregnancy. Crush up 3 pills earlier in the day have them at the ready. Poor into her food when she isn't looking, bing bang boom, you get revenge and don't have to pay for some other dudes kid, cause let's face it, it won't be the first time she fucked around...

if you wanna make her suffer the most then you should just marry her

imagine the daily beatings

Fix your low self esteem. Loser.

first of all, sending her nudes to anyone classifies as 'revenge porn' and its illegal..

take this guys advice, play the long game

That's not an issue, I don't wanna pay for a fucking kid. I got high self esteem.

If you are with a woman with mental issues, maybe, just maybe you have mental issues of your own. You would hafta be crazy to ever date a crazy woman. If you dont take half the blame here you will continue to do the same thing over and over again. Find a shrink. Get some fucking help. Lifting and eating right isnt the solution to your problems. Lifting and eating right is a good way to cover up your mental issues.

I considered sending her leftover clothes with some chemical powder on top.

This.

Also, check'em.

make yourself sterile and claim the kid isn't yours because you can't have kids, problem solved, and she has to make the dude who cucked you raise it instead, because it's his kid anyway, and you know it.

You have high self esteem and you let some loser woman take advantage of you and you come to Sup Forums for advice??? You sound like you are fucking nuts.

Subhuman parkay floor race.

Number 2 is the obvious choice. That way he's in the shit instead of you if shit goes wrong

She fucked another guy. You don't owe her anything. Make sure you are as stable as you can be. Your stability is proof of your sanity.

It could fuck up your financial stability if she goes around telling you left her while she has a baby she conceived with you.
When she goes around telling that you left her, reply that she cheated on you and that the other didn't want to keep her as a girlfriend so she now wants you back and you feel used.
Every proof you have of her cheating on you, conversations, keep it and build your case. Should it ever come for a judge. Every attempt of her to destroy your life, document it.

If she harasses you get away. Walk away. One hit, one step on the wrong side of the law and you're fucked. You've become "the guy that hit her".

Good luck!

All great advice and all, but personally i vote for you to at least post the nudes here, if not to family or anythiung

Stfu. You dont know what your talking about.

i don't know. But it is better to be prepared. it is the rational thing to do.

Your attempt to get her to kill that child makes her actions against you justified. Just think how FUCKED you'll be in court when she brings up how fervently you tried to get her to abort your kid. She'll be able to fuck you over more than you imagine.


Of course, you'll go on Sup Forums and keep telling others to do exactly what you did in order to fell better about yourself.

Face it: you wanted a child to be killed and now you're going to pay dearly for that and everyone knows it.

He's fucked because he tried to get her to kill the kid. That's how women win in court so easily. She wanted a kid(no one forgets to take birth control if they actually don't want kids but women who do want kids "forget" to take it) and faggot OP thought he could get out of fatherhood.

OP is fucked. NEVER try to get a girl to kill your kid unless you want to suffer.

Op is too ashamed to post anymore

Could at least have left us with the fucking nudes

Women are all terrible, that's a fact.
Best thing you can do is cut them out entirely.
Become gay OP, it's the only way.

OP, you denied the chance of becoming a wizard by thrusting into the gaping maw of a succubus.
This is your hell.
Should've just stuck to jacking it to cartoons, but noooo. This nigga gotta be all extra and shit.

Demand a dna test?