WAKE UP

>WAKE UP
>SEE THIS
WAT DO

Hold her under

Resurface for some fucking air

...

this

I know her, she works at my local CO-OP grocery store

inhale the water and die painfully

>wake up

Hold her under until the cops get there

do a reality checks in case this is a false awakening

...

>swim to the surface to breath.

swim upwards to get air, then slap her and ask why she putting me under water...

OH SHIT I HAVE TO GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WATTER NIGGA

climb out
open water filter
shit directly into it

Yea, pool and there is bunch of them too.

>Me:Tell me how to talk in the water?

Drown

why am i asleep underwater?

Slam her head with my 30inch cock which would propel me to the surface and keep slamming her till she drowns. Then fuck her.

Check to see if I can breathe under water. If I can then I'm dreaming, which means that I can do whatever I want to this qt3.14 without any consequences.

wonder how I got here and why this bitch is trying to drown me, then try to head for the surface after knocking her the fuck out.

Somebody using meant traffic. I am amazed.

its a shame that mexicans have to make it thier goal to piss in public pools.

how the fuck did i fall asleep in a pool

i bet there is atleast one mexican in that pool at the time of this picture..

why are mexicans allowed in pools and why do the males swim with their shirts on..

well, guess we're both sleeping with the fishes. Assuming she's a corpse and i'm tied to a cinder block

Fap. Make her watch. Get out of pool

Legit stuff not Aldi right?

youd think since they come from a country where clean water is more of a luxury...well you kinda get the rest right..

Gang tattoos or body image issues.

You wake up in water, almost always.

BOOP TEH SNOOT

you guys arent seeing the bigger picture here.... come on..

no hair

>oh shit did I forget water on?

what's meant traffic?

Panic im drowning fuck that siren and her calls to davy jones locker

Probably drown.

>tfw fucked up in subnautica

>fuck
figuratively or literally?

>look around in confusion
>get some air

I'd ask myself why the fuck did I wake up in a swimming pool

...

Die cause I'm a shit swimmer

>>WAKE UP
>>SEE THIS
>WAT DO

OMG The Perfect One. I make love to her underwater, of course. She hatches tiny mermaids later on.