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elections edition

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who do you think he voted for lads?

anime

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Even more SNP getting BTFO

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fuck off rorkes

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anime

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*shaves my bollocks*

ANIME

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I heard he had a four bedroom house in Kent so he is defo a Tory (and a manc twat)

Probably Labour because he's a daft working class manc

make scotland blue again

probably didnt vote

>Labour win back Cardiff North from Conservatives #GE2017

rip may

lost £20 thanks to the SNP fs fs fs

he looks a little uncomfortable

bloody hell corbyn's been MP for islington north since 1983

and they said.. who are you?

Better than losing the union

Absolute state of the incompetent twats managing microphones at the BBC. Keep hearing Kuessenburg and Dimbleby

why do we even have UK-wide elections when it's always England that decides anyway?

MUH YUNG PPL

A monkey

POLITICS HAS CHANGED SAYS JESSICA

>LDem: 47.3% (+17.6)

LIB DEM SURGE

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What a group of runts haha

Bristol East: Labour Hold
Bristol West: Labour Hold
Bristol North West: Labour Gain
Bristol South: Labour Hold

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>he didnt put £20 on no majority
Easy £135 for me

>Jezza wins in islamington

go figure

fuck off jock england has 10x your population

Lovely speech

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>muh hope for the future
>muh representative of the people
fuck off commie bastard

>snp btfo
Lmao

We started making out
And she took off my pants
But then I logged on to Sup Forums

>Tories only just going to get a majority maybe
>DUP surge
I don't think lefties understand what's going on here. Tories now at mercy of the rorkes in their own party, and failing that, turbororkes in the DUP

SINN FEIN MAKING HUGE GAINS

UNITED IRELAND AND TROUBLES BACK ON THE TABLE

sexiest mp?

reminder that just cause you feel it, doesnt mean its there

Ah yes democracy

foreigners please leave.

>tfw my local MP is literally the fittest in parliament

who are these people?

>May wants a man date

where do i sign up?

London alone nearly has more people than wales ni and soctland COMBINED

like what do you expect

Corbyn slating the fuck out of May

elmo

what the fuck is that guy doing in the monster suit with theresa may

your dad

Jezza dragging on a bit here

MUH DICK

Priti Patel ofc

>islamington
kek

fuck off tourist

christ may looks like an android trying to replicate human emotions and failing

:3
cute

boris johnson will be prime minister in a matter of weeks

Would furiously pound her fanny while aggressively fingering her bumhole

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creasing

>turbororkes in the DUP

Redpill me on North Irish politics, /brit/

>the cunt from maidenhead

BIT rude

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Buy us a pint then la

Was going to and never got round to it

Only put it on 'cause the odds went so long when the exit poll came out and I reckoned they'd hold 45 seats at least

No one, too much of a hassle to bother

He was mouthing "terrorist sympathiser" behind Corbz' back.

Hope Elmo mouths "stop selling arms to the saudis" behind May

Hope so, I moved to Kingswood amount a month ago but kept my Bristol East ballot because labour doesn't stand a fucking chance here.

Corbyn is so boring

Certainly havent heard that one before

Yorkshire Party wants more seats, they think Scotland has too many

Eric couldn't pick a picked pepper to pay the piper.

>Priti Patel
pretty patel

>scots and cryptoscots in NI carry tories to victory
caledonian mafia at it again lads

>SNP -11
I know
I know i've let you down
I've been a fool to myself
I thought that I could live for no one else

But now
Through all the hurt and pain
It's time for me to respect
The ones you love mean more than anything

She's a sociopath tho

cute!

MEH FLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

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imagine unironically voting

who fucking cares, your vote doesn't change anything otherwise they wouldn't let you do it

not a fan of the fairy land dreaming corbyn, but at least the labour leader actually resembles a human now

Turn back the clock 50 years. Then you have the Turbororkes of the DUP

hopefully gonna be British by the next elections.
will vote independent then

I fucking love scotland now

anyone know if limmy voted

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Tell her in person yanky boy

Warning, she actually got a lad arrested here for saying something along those lines to her on twitter

>implying you wouldn't gladly let her queen you

>there's this little fella' in the house of commons right, always eating bananas an' that which was a bit weird but nobody mentioned it. turns out, chimp in a suit and tie

>be normie
>wake up and check whatsapp
>94 likes on the new selfie you took
>go for your morning yoga-run in the park (which serves no health benefit but makes sure that people who traverse the park see you being ""healthy""")
>go with your friend to a cool juice bar where you drink some smashed up beetroot leaves for a tenner
>discuss with your friend all the latest sex and netflix you've been having
>get invited out to an all day party
>go there and get tanked up with your mates
>see a pretty girl and she goes back to your place to do sex
>post another selfie and go to sleep

that's hot tho

ahahaha
rorkes btfo

despite the fact that there are way more seats in the south east?

>imagine unironically voting
>who fucking cares, your vote doesn't change anything otherwise they wouldn't let you do it

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