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PRIDE

NEVER

For me it's Francis "The Predator" Ngannou

DIE

Le cry for extra belts man

So, is Cody retarded? He basically picked his whole team based on who was born in the same general area as him, picked Seth "Badinski" as his first pick, made retarded fight picks, and whenever he's confronted or insulted, he just gets confused and violent.

Is the dude actually simple?

your opinion on this tweet from a retired mma fighter?

He's going to fight gegard next you foolish croatian

I will never forgive Jacare Souza for having such a shitty Brazilian name that he brought this buttasspoop memespeak into this general.

He's not making the picks is he? I thought his TAM friends were doing it

>Tomorrow'a news
>Luke Rockhold: "I want to fight Jon Jones"

It's not Jacare's fault autism exists and is rampant on /heem/

There's a reason he fights for a living an not conducting brain surgeries. Fighters are not typically very profound or intelligent people.

That post HAS to be fake news. I don't care how rich someone is, throwing down almost 20k on an MMA fight is asinine.

People do it all the time.

Yes, cody is as stupid as it come. He just brought his entire coaching staff to do the coaching. Thats why he sits in the stance sperging out

Rockhold is still a killer. He's been savagely heemed a couple times (one of which was TRTor), but the dude's finished all his UFC wins and is the ideal physical specimen for fighting. He'll be back in contention soon.

>One loss and people stop taking you seriously

Really hate casuals.

based dana. fuck gsp

He got starched by an old man on 10 days notice. That'll follow him for a while. But amidst all the Bisking memeing, people forgot that /heem/ was calling Rockhold the next MW goat. Flavors of the month, I suppose.

Yoel will be next MW GOAT

He was/isn't flavor of the month

Childish bitter faggot

I've got my first fight coming up, lads. What color gloves should I get? I'm leaning towards white because I think they'll look good while I'm striking, but what do y'all think?

If he took the fight seriously he would've subbed that duck again and the division would be great

>GSP/Bisping fight off, Yoel finally getting his shot
>Aldo soon to erase the """champion""" Max Holloway
>Germaine retiring soon w/ wmma FW title

All that remains is Conor coming back to lose to T-Ferg or Khabib (lol) to finally cleanse the UFC of all this mandrama and fake belts.

He'd still be champ if he just pulled guard desu

Nope. Happens all the time. Come over to the sportsbook area of a casino next time you go to vegas.

>i-i'm a fucking s-samurai...

Will Yoel be underdog against Bisping?

He's still a top fighter, absolutely. He can damage people so fast, it's kind of nuts. Problem is, he's a cocky fucker and seems to not take dudes seriously and gets fucked up because of it.

I'd give Rockhold a shot against anyone, but I'd also give anyone a shot against him, just because of the risk of him deciding to be a dumbass.

Just go with black. Its your first fight

Megan Anderson (6' tall) is dating Tim Elliott (5'7" tall). Lanklets eternally blown the fuck out

Yoel -400
Bisroid +250

>Megan Anderson (6' tall) is dating Tim Elliott (5'7" tall)

Oh my, lanklets on eternal sudaka watch.

No, it's because normal-sized men don't want to date freakish giraffe women. Freaks gotta date freaks.

This. Being tall is not a good feature in a woman.

Cope harder my guy

>not wanting children that are guaranteed Tall

>having weak genes

>not being so tall that your children are guaranteed tall no matter what

Rockhold vs. Gegard would be a fucking banger for all the reasons you listed. Both guys are very confident in themselves and actually have the athletic prowess to back it up. Hopefully Luke's last L will pound a little more discipline into him.

just a lil heeminder

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>Dana: Bisping vs GSP is off, Romero will get a title shot
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>Choi-Fili added to UFC 214
mmajunkie.com/2017/05/after-fight-of-the-year-loss-dooho-choi-meets-andre-fili-at-ufc-214-in-anaheim

>Jessica Penne flagged by USADA, despite being on 3 fight losing streak
mmafighting.com/2017/5/10/15620052/jessica-penne-flagged-by-usada-for-prohibited-substance-after-re-analysis-of-sample

>MVP injured
mmafighting.com/2017/5/10/15618690/knee-injury-forces-michael-page-out-of-next-weeks-bellator-179-event

>normal-sized men don't want to date freakish giraffe women

Lanklets will always be mental manlets.

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Thank you based OP

Manlets will always be actual manlets.

211 is cancelled

So what happens to gsp, is he never fighting again or..?

You're making yourself sound like a fruit, just stop it Luke

Which foreign UFC fighters hide their English tech?

I seriously believe Silva has hidden his English abilities all this time

I called it that Dana was going to make Bisping fight Romero but nobody payed any attention or gave me any (You)'s.

t.mental manlet

because you're a liar

Woodley is getting GSP?

No. Woodley is fighting in July

He's getting Conor

Is punching power actually stored in the glutes? Woodley's ass is huge.

t.actual manlet

>tfw BASED Bisping tells Dana to fuck off and waits for GSP

All power is generated from the ground up.

This guy is so scared of Romero.

>Dana has to interim Yoel and Rockhold

Bisgod one step ahead

That was before Dana announced fight is off, Bisping BTGO

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Better to vacate your belt than to get heemed in round 3

Who are you kidding, you'd fuck anything that draws breath, you desperate goof, you.

Lol he is shaking and quivering. No money fight for you Bisroid.

>6'0 is a giraffe

Holy shit, dockie is that you?

>projecting this hard

Manlets are nature's clowns.

Who wouldn't be? I don't see how Bisping beats him, unless he manages to outwork him for 5 rounds of boxing while avoiding a wrestlfucking or a Cuban Missile.

I just hope you all know that your awful personalities are the reason women avoid you, not your height.

Oh, I know. I'm just saying, some people here don't get laid because of their awful personality AND their height.

I refuse to let any woman get close until they prove they can pass my guard, close distance, utilize energy efficiently, and not chase the knockout by headhunting.

does gsp really care that this fight got cancelled? bisping is the one who got hosed here. georges is going to fight when he fights and sell out some canadian venue + 1m ppv buys

We'll yeah. You can't let them get close.

Yes he really wanted the fight, Bisping is an easy second belt for him

GSP is fine retiring on his endorsement bucks and hunting for cryptids in the wilds of Canada, this was just a publicity stunt to maybe get a cheeky paycheck out of the Money Fight era the UFC is going through.

who is this semen demon?

that's mandy moore, she's a huge fite fan(tm)

for real tho, who is this semen demon?

New embedded
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youtu.be/NrZcBH1TqYk

ZANE SIMON!

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Wouldeat

Just watch it bro, you'll thank me later.

Did Werdum got in the just tier already?

the wgaf collection

That will be after overeem heems him

might be 2thicc

Picks?

Fuckman why did you have to show me this

nice and flowey

Schaub 1,2,3

HW has too many talented standup guys for him to stay on top for long.

For sure I'm a nightmare match-up for Brock Lesnar

Is Pongo Schubert a good fighter?