How do i get laid?
How do i get laid?
Through penetration.
put ur wiener inside a girl
Do you own a gun?
Yes
Ski mask, horse tranquilizer, and duct tape.
Just let down. Bingo! You just got laid! Down that is.
>get a job
>make money
>forget about getting laid.
>make more money
>go to college
>get better job make more money
Somewhere in there women will discover you have stuff like money and things you want like a nice car.
Then once they have identified you as being independent of them they will close in for the capture.
Once captured they will drain your accounts and destroy your stuff
If you cannot support their habits they will abandon you in search of new prey
Put on women's clothing and hang around at highway rest stops.
>put an ad on cl
>looking for sugar babies
>agree you want to fuck for 100
>profit
That's what I do, works everytime
Assuming you are male, set up an account on one of many apps to do so. Just look clean and talk to as many women as possible, one of them is bound to want to fuck. Just al l about lucky timing so cast as many rods as possible to catch that fish.
If you are female, do the opposite.
Piss off the friendly neighborhood mafioso, you'll be laid six feet under in no time
basically this
also how to get laid as a woman
>be willing to have sex
women sure do have it bad in the west!
Duct tape, a knife, and a bandana
Maybe i convert
What do you think about the exposing trend?
Fuecked up
Call me
lower your standards.
not every girl needs to look like a pornstar.
but every guy needs a laundry list of things
girls just have to show up
AND THATS TOO MUCH AS IS FEMINISM SAYS
all im saying is that instead of going for the 10's aim for the 5s or even 6s.
Head you was talkin shit?
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