Can we get a smoking/drug stories thread?

Can we get a smoking/drug stories thread?

>be me
>18 year old college student at home from winter break
>decide to hang out with some of my younger high school friends
>they recently got into smoking and getting high
>decide to hang out and hotbox a car
>one of them claims to be "immune to the substances" we will call him lightweight
>noyouarent.jpg
>me and the 2 other guys who have smoked before immediately know where this is going, didnt know the degree we were getting into
>start getting lit in who we will call smokebros car, and lightweight is high as shit in 2 minutes without even taking a hit
>eventually he starts rambling about his love life, and then gets weirder
>is so high he doesnt even realize what hes saying, tried to suck our nipples and whips his dick out at one point
>lightweight bro eventually just starts to sit and say weird shit but eventually quiets down
>after smoking for about an hour we drive to a mcdonalds in smokebros car
>Lightweight bro gets there and has to use the bathroom, i escort him there because hes so out of it.
>i go to take a piss and finish, i turn around and see him with his pants down in the sink
>Says "user, this automatic toilet keeps flushing before im done"
>he keeps turning on the faucet. hes that out of it, he wasnt faking it because he almost fell down multiple times
>tell lightweight bro to use the stall, maybe easier to figure out "but im not handicapped" you are atm, pretend you are autistic like how you usually act.
>he goes in the stall and sits on the trashcan.
>eventually get fed up and take him back to the main group where they ask why we took so long.
>after this whole experience we get food and he starts rambling about theories on grammar.
>lightweight bro then snaps back and asks how long hes been high for "about 4 hours"
>we go back and smoke again, and he was out of it for the rest of the night
>last statement he says was "Im not high guys, im only 5'4"
>goodnight.jpg

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I have also discussed grammar while high out of my mind. Interesting.

his theory was that in spanish O is masculine and A is feminine, so he claimed that the whole country of mexico is feminin while canada and america are feminine.

>be 18
>smoke weed
>start smoking more
>two weeks ago me and my friend smoke a quarter pound in a week and a half
>decided to take break
>am having trouble staying off the ganja

Thing is: I'm at a tiny college in the middle of no where. It's pretty boring unless smoking or drinking or
Something

I've successfully had breaks
In the past
>

Cant green text but i got some interesting stories if anyone’s interested. Mainly weed and MD based.

try fapping. it always gets the job done

i want some

Second this

FAp 3-4 times / day for a few weeks
>taking break on that too

Okay well. Ill start with a tameish one. I was talking with a buddy outside after taking around 1/3rd a gram of nice MD. its winterish time and im wearing just trousers. Im not being able to concentrate on the convo as my vision is going fucked and i feel weird. Start violently vomiting out of no where. Randomly stop felt fine after like it never happend. Since then all my MD trips start with 2-3 hours of that same feeling straight but now i dont be sick. Its not in a bad way its like im hyper focused on my thoughts.

things that didnt happen for 500 alex

as uncle Vlad always said:
>never too much
>never enough

>be me
>have a highschool friend whos parents don't mind us smoking in the house cause atleast we're safe and won't get arrested
>its summer and we buy a half oz for me and 2 other kids
>we were pretty lightweight at this time
>smoke that shit pretty quickly playing vidya
>when its time to leave, its hot as fuck outside and i ahve to walk several blocks to the train
>go underground (its NYC and i was taking the subway)
>its like 20 degrees hotter underground
>finally train arrives and its packed, no seats, and its even hotter
>i feel myself get woozy and next thing i know im on the ground
>i blacked out
>mfw people saw some high ass asian kid drop in the subway
>i got a seat and someone gave me a free bottle of water
>shit was cash

>kek
just like me while browsing Sup Forums

Ill whip a second one in.

In a field high off more MD (Before the first story) and im feeling angry. Then the two girls im with start making out and i decide i want in. Tell the one i dont wanna kiss her and kiss her friend. Whilst im doing this im telling the one i didnt kiss how i have this little crush on one of her friends that wasnt there. Then a homeless man living in the field decides to join us as we are obviously fucked up. He pulls out some morphine and he probably wouldve done some right there if one of the girls didnt think i was gonna drink some. Shortly after that the homeless guy left. If that day taught me one thing. Some women just need an upfront approach to get what you want

Moar

i remember one of my first 4/20's i was like 13/14 and we bought a half ounce and rolled a gotti (nyc slang for emptying a cigar and packing it with bud.. it went around like 3-4 times and i vomited in the middle of the circle and nearly blacked out in the park

Another time doing MD. Camping with friends. First bombs are setting in. This is the next time after the first story. In my tent with buddy and his GF. She starts saying she wants to hurt people. Yeah sure peace. I leave my tent. I go in there tent. Feel completely at peace but any sort of outside stimulus makes me feel like im dying. Start vomitting yet again. Because it was first bomb i feel fine after like 30 mins. I start looking after this shit show that is 8 teenagers fucked of MD crammed in one tiny tent whilst its heavy raining.
Cont?

Of course

Also, nice trips

I'm pretty new to smoking, but I wanted to make some hash brownies. How many grams should I use, if I'm gonna use a quick bake bag of brownies (550g)? I'm gonna mix it with 100g of butter, and I have around 5 grams.

Would 3 grams be enough?

depends, don't base it off the cake mix, first just make your cannabutter or i like to use coconut oil and then portion it however you like... if its really good bud and you're not a smoker like 3.5 grams is probably ok

Gonna post with banes from now on.

So i am now sesh sitter. They all agree before they die too hard to no matter what listen to me other than friends GF shes too far gone. Turns out she had smoked almost a half ounce of bud plus almost half a gram of md. not even bipolar people could content with her mood switches. She had done all that shit before getting into my tent under an hour after her first bomb. So i do the logical thing. I called her a dickhead. She starts crying ‘dont call me a retard’. I say i didnt she begins to smile again. ‘I called you a dickhead stop’. After that her bf managed to calm her down more. I wasnt being mean i was just trying to get her to calm down. She was thrashing and laughing then crying then kicking out. She was almost possessed. And to think thats only one of the many people i dealt with. I can go person by person as it was all crazy

youtube.com/watch?v=e6CA59s5DSs&index=4&list=PLDbSvEZka6GHGDx4pOJZ1LUoWeFr_O4Cd

ignore all the nonsense but watch how he makes the oil, its important to get this step right and also know how to actually bake.. alot of stoners make the oil correctly but can't bake for shit so they burn it or just make inedible shit

Now ill also give names. Now its to the BF. Ill call him C. So C is the dude thats seen me throw up before. Hes done the most MD and even still had some of mine. Now everyone in this tent is basically silent and less than 2meters from eachother. This girl called R starts asking if anyone can roll her a spliff as she is shaking like mad. C says yes. She asks again. He says yes. And again. To us it seems like she’s straight up ignoring him. The look he gave me told me all i needed to know. This is when i called the girl from before K a dickhead and told R. Pass me the spliff. She goes ‘ok sorryyyy’. Remember R she will come up later she was a piece of work. This one wasnt as crazy but you could see the anger building and the look of pure anger and need for help made me spring into action

>be me sophomore in highschool and known weed bro
>a good friend of mine tells me he wants to smoke for his first time with me
>hellyeah.jpg
>now two days later on a friday night at bros house
>his parents are away on vacation
>i made sure to make this occasion special for him by buying the dankest shit i could
>time to blaze bros
>give bro first hit
>has major coughing fit
>gets high as a kite off of one hit
>decide to smoke a g before going inside to meet back up with bro
>he’s lying on couch crying
>ohfuck.jpg
>decide to play some joy division bros favorite music
>he starts to calm down
>bro looks up at ceiling while lying down and moves all four limbs as if crawling
>wtf
>bro talks for the first time since i’ve come inside “the sewers are opening”
>”you okay bro”
>”i’m spider-man why am i in the sewers user?”
>proceeds to get off of couch and start slowly crawling along floor
>passes out mid crawl
>mfw
>bro wakes up next day and says he doesn’t remember anything

Do I have to use this method if I'm using hash?

Can't I just melt the hash with butter?

> stop buddies house to hang with him and his gf
>girl was 19, hippy/lib girl.
>they had just gotten shrooms for the first time and bought way too much.
>they divvy them up and we all eat.
>we planned on going downtown because of the recent protests stuff.
>they start talking about hate crime and racism issues. I’m just kind of taking it all in and wondering how my trip will be
>the girl starts a picket sign and decorates. Plays her little guitar she brought and is singing about anti hate rhetoric.
>things enter the next stage of my high. Time skips and blurrs.
>I hear her say she should suck the protesters dicks.
>I get confused and then pay attention harder.
> buddy asks if I got my script of perc15s. I say yeah and asks if he can have some.
>he crushes them and says it would be a good idea if she snorted a few pills before we left.
>she does.
>walk to parts of town with protesters.
>finds a random group of 5 fanatic fucks with bandanas Covering their mouths and part of face.
>dudes girls kind of walks up first and introduces herself. And asks them if it was ok if she could picket with them
>dudes Were in fight doosh mode and told her to gtfo
>she asks if there was anything she help them with

Now for N another good buddy. N had never done MD before. He was loving it. Until R offers him gum for his jaw. He loves it hes like ‘hell ye’. She just laughs and says ‘dont have any’. He then preceded to rant until i ended up just holding him and grounding him for abit till he calmed down. That one shown me how quickly things can go when people are on MD.

The first part of this is right up your avenue OP
> AEE9D38

Now its time for B. He was having a similar issue to me but he decided to take more and didn’t actually throw up but he was kinda low. He was chillin in the corner. And he was weirdly still and quite for someone on MD. he says hes fine but i can tell hes having a hard time and rather than express it hes locking it all in. Luckily not too long after he cane round his other bombs must have hit him nice. That one also taught me how to control my MD high when I finished my bombs off. I was able to convince myself there was helicopters in my head. It was a right blast

wat college?

For the final part of MD with the autists its gonne be about how my MD highs go now. I lay under sheets and such to block out all stimulus. I listen to chill songs but only to keep me awake. I literally enjoy pure absolute euphoria for hours. ‘Wake up’ and join the deep convo with friends. Like a real life ‘secrets you wouldnt say thread’. If theres one thing i can say to anyone about drugs is. Find people who you cab be open with. Who dont care what fetish you have or what fucked up shit has messed with your head or anything. Find people who add to the drug experience

He must have been putting on an act, or your weed was laced with angel dust.

I fucking hate you

>with friends on the way to pick up shrooms
>we meet up and buy a quarter
>we started eating it on the way back so it will kick in by the time we get home
>45 minutes later and i'm feeling it
>we go outside to smoke a blunt and walk around the neighborhood
>At this point I was so zoned out that I didn't realize it was midnight
>I decide to go home just as i'm feeling the shrooms the most
>before I go I decide to smoke another blunt
>be in the car 10 minutes later stopping at a non existent red light, only to edge up 2 feet and stop again
>I did this 3 times until realized it was green
>For the rest of the drive I feel like the car is sideways and I begin to get paranoid about my car tipping over
>I pull in my driveway and almost swerve off in the grass

man, i wish that were me

Sup bros. I have a script of valiums (diazapam) what do

>be christmas maybe like 2 yrs ago
>8 of like us me and my closest bros
>Bought an ounce to use over the course of the night
>smoking in my buddy's garage
We've got like a couple pipes going, a bong and I think about 5 joints going at once
>One of my buddies we'll call him S, I guess he doesn't smoke as much as everybody else
>S starts getting real quiet and wobbly
>S fucking like passes out while standing up straight, right into my Buddy B's car
Huge fucking dent lol (He's a big dude)
Oh shit.jpg
>Finish up everything we brought to the garage
>All of us have to band together to get S back into the house
>Like lifting up this big boy carrying him into the house
>Get one foot into the house S says he's good
>alright
>Put him down
>Instantly faceplants
>Retreat to the basement with a dazed S
Then watched this youtube.com/watch?v=_jb30gQcs1M

Is S you?

I'm J

Where the fuck did J come in at?

That's my name