If you had a time machine what would you do?

If you had a time machine what would you do?

Sodomize my 12 year old self

nothing, because no one forced me to read her diary so i don't have hard feelings

That picture made me feel awful

I don't quite know why

Steal expensive things and bring them back to the future to sell

It was actually a pretty good read

end it all before its too late

I LOVE YOU JEEESUS CHRIIIIST

"Don't invade Russia in winter you retard"

and your moms a pretty good fuck

JEEEESUS CHRIST I LOOOOOOVE YOU YEEEESSSS I DOOOOOOO

save Lincoln

I'd go back in time. Also maybe forward.

Don't bomb Pearl Harbor, Nips.

I would go remind young Anne that ball point pens were still space age technology, not yet available to the public.

Assassinate FDR

Go back and spend more time with my first gf

kill this man

go to the day you were conceived and tell your parents their child will grow up to shitpost on a Taiwanese bird watching forum

Honestly? I think I'd go back and show the United States and Great Britain images of what will transpire if Germany is defeated and communists/Jews flee all over Europe and North America.

I'd bring samples of internet pornography, pictures of "trans" people, degenerate art, and the like. I'd try to get on the radio and on film reels to warn the public about the impending problems.

I would also bring technology from the future with me in the hopes they believe me and heed my warning. If I made enough of a spectacle of myself, perhaps people would keep in the backs of their minds as Marxists, multi-culturalists, and Jews try their long march through the institutions.

I'd love to at least have the chance to make the case.

Give my parents a condom

Asia summarized in 1 post.

degenerates

Stop Napoleon from going to war with Russia.

Stain her pretty little mountain tops

But he didn't.

she just looks like another dark haired beady eyed jew to me

He invaded in June.

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>visit me in 5th grade
>punch myself
>and force me to learn harder for school

Fill it up to brim with modern firearms and ammunition, go back to 1389 and kill the Ottoman cunts before they came anywhere near to winning and continue to decimate any further t*rkroach approach to the Balkans.

Also, genocide Albanians.

I'd stop Esther from stopping Xerxes.

fuck yeah serbia!

>not wanting to fuck dark haired little Jewish girls

Nice dubs

I would go back to August 2011

Teach Homo neanderthalensis how to genocide Homo sapiens.

>dress in futuristic clothes
>travel 1 month back in time
>warn the fools about the evils of liberalism, and libertarianism
>preach National Socialism
>???
>profit

"You fought in WWI and you still think fighting on two fronts is a good idea? Really?"

>having time mashine

>not killing the rothschild 1.0 herman mayer whatshisfuk

>u r mr gay

yeah Napoleon should've known better.

Give this girl a dutch oven.

cuck my dad

>Go back to 1941
>Meet with Hitler
>Say to him "when the moment comes, DON'T GO FOR RUSSIA YOU FUCKING SHITHEAD"
>Heil Hitler

I'd go back to the 90's or my high school years in the 2000's and be a pop or rock star and make music (really, just steal) with what came or technically comes out later.

>Implying jew girls aren't the best girls

He is stupid because he thought that only by taking the Moscow he could defeat Russia as a whole. He planned to take Russia before winter. But even in that he didn't succed.
And even if he would to take Moscow i am sure we would not "go gentle into that good night" instead would just retreat behind Urals mountains and regroup for the counter-attack. Maybe Japan would Invade us at that point but even they would not have the man power to control Siberia all the way up to Urals. We would fight to the end in an insurgency and partisan methods and some day everything would again ended in Berlin.

Tell myself to never visit this website. Sup Forums has effectively caused me nothing but misery

I can't even read the local rural paper without wondering if its pushing a leftist agenda

Youre mum

When they told you ignorance was bliss they weren't kidding, bud.

All memeing aside, I unironically adore that song.

Kill JFK's assassin

make the German National People's Party become popular and win instead of shitty natsocs. or i'l just go back and kill karl marx

Go back to when i was a kid, fuck my younger self up the ass

Use my knowledge of WW2 to help the Nazis win

Everyone does

Kill Marx or Muhammad can't decide

save the Portuguese Empire

Would tell the king not to march the entire royal army into the sahara desert like a retard

Funny, I would kill the tyrannical fuck in his crib.

It can be damn near impossible sometimes to tell what Sup Forums loves ironically vs sincerely.

Sup Forums is shit and nmh memes were one of the only good things to come from it.

Whatever you like thats not pop and rap, they think its garbage. Worst board on this fucking site imo tbqhf

Easy, Kill Mouhammed then go be a degenerate in the Byzantine Empire.

>porra empire

kek bro. is that an empire built on lies?

i've never met a decent porra, you're all non-white lying scumbags.

Agreed. I only heard them from my hyper hipster gf, then decided to check out mu when I heard they were geeking out over king of carrot flowers. I won't make that mistake again.

>negroland
>calling anyone non white
Kek

What if someone already went back in time and told Hitler that was the only way he'd win, thus sabotaging him.

that's HAS to be a lie, right? the porra race is incapable of telling the truth.

"Leave russia alone"

Tell him Christianity's a bad idea

Not
>don't let mussolini invade the balkans in 1941.

Hitler had no way to win. Their nuclear program couldn't make any progress. Play out the conventional shit any way you want, Nazi Germany was not going to invade mainland USA before the US had the bomb.

And once the US has the bomb in any scenario...war over.

To OP's question: no Christfags have suggested going back to Eden and giving Eve the monster of all bitch slaps before she could sin?

Rape her

Tell JFK not to ride in convertibles.
Tell Reagan to not allow Bush to be his VP at all costs and refuse him any govt post.
See Jesus.
See Hendrix at Monterey.

Don't declare war on the US.

I would go back in time and help southern europe help Hitler.

I would start by telling home guard not to trust commie traitors. Slovenia, Croatia, Bosnia and Serbia would gather a million armed men to aid Germany.

Under my command we would storm Russia

Reminder that if you wouldn't bone Anne Frank you're a total fag. Period.

Nobody would believe this degeneracy will some day be real though

Didn't America run out of material for nuclear weapons after 2 bombs?

Alexandria Library might have some cool stuff.
Save some books from being burned by ancient governments or criminals, Etc.

>Kill every motherfucking french illuminist
>Kill Marx
>Kill Engels

Enjoy a better world

Give Australia access to nuclear technology during the time they were still a prison colony.

Do what, kill Anne frank?

If I had a time machine and could only use it once I'd go back in time and save Joan of Arc because I'm not a filthy heretic

.... shameless self bump

Save Anne Frank, pay for her sex-change and piano lessons, and proclaim my love for Jesus Christ.

kill the first homo sapiens

>taiwanese bird watching forum
>Mongolian throat singing website

Is there a title for this meme?

I feel bad for the last Tsar and his family, so I might try to coerce Wilson into giving asylum before the Bolshevik Coup.

I may be wrong but if Lincoln had lived wasn't his plan to send all the nogs back across to Liberia?

I know right?

I'm now a #MenorrahWarriah

>Romanian education

I want to sex her, is that wrong Sup Forums?

Go to the future and rape bitches.

travel back in time and stop nickelback from forming

Holy fuck I thought you were talking about Napoleón.
kek

>AWHAWHAHAWHAW

saved

Help the South win the war by giving them 1000 pallets of SKS rifles and ammo

OR if that's illegal, stop Lincoln from being assassinated before he freed the slaves all the way to Liberia.

OR stop my country's involvement in World War I, so the Central Powers would win and the world would be less fucked up.

Go back in time and kill the proto jew.

fuck ann frank

A part of your brain registered that there may be an actual immortal jew plotting revenge. That and that she escaped. So now that the EU is doubling down on the fascism against its own people I think it's time we burgers and other free people double down on triggering every faggot tumblerina off of our board. If german cucks and curry loving bongs can't say what they think anymore. They should at least get to read about it from people that aren't in quite as bad of an dystopian shit hole. I want my right wing death squad hugbox back.

plebs :^)

Kill Mohammed in the cave of his encounter with Gabriel