I like jizzing into food or drinks and tricking girls into eating it

i like jizzing into food or drinks and tricking girls into eating it

is this degenerate

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I do the same.

Probably not

nice shit post, youre a disgrace to my country

Where the hell is she?

Daily reminder

You're a nigger

no thats perfectly normal

you work at McD's ?

share your techniques master

No that's actually a pretty cool hobby.
Shitpost or not I'm seriously considering doing this.

If you were so autistic that you enjoyed this you'd be too autistic to actually be able to do it.

Pretty much every time I'm over at someones house and they have one of those liquid soap things in the bathroom I jizz in it.

No. Just don't cum on any birds.

I'm a woman and we like eating your cum and we know you do this. Please do it more often.

What about chickens?

Please don't jizz in the soap, jizz in my water bottles, thats why I leave a half drank water in the fridge. Dont you guys ever wonder why us ladies never just finish the drink? We want you to seed it. We love it.

I dipped my balls in a female co-workers lukewarm cup of tea once.

Chicken pies only.

I want your seed inside of me

yeah but its kinda funny tho

My little brother is 14 and he started jizzing in my water. I knew about it because I watched him do it a few times from the backyard. I loved it, I drank his jizz for 5 years

my papa jizz into my gatoraide and i love to drink it up

Why only 5 years?

If anyone leaves their drink with me unattended there's a 100% chance I dipped the tip of my penis in it.

im a nazi and i think the jews dont control the world.

i would probably do this all the time if i knew any girls

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Thats why half of them spit it out. They dont want it.

I eat shit loads of fruit to make my sperm taste like a fruit cocktail and how do they repay me? by spitting it everywhere.

Well burn them all I say BURN THEM ALL!

I like sticking food up my ass and tricking girls into eating it.

Is this degenerate?

I moved in with my boyfriends. I live with two guys, I fuck them both, both of them cum in my drinks and my food. I will fuck all of you.

Why does she have a debit machine LOL? just fuck her and then swipe your card and leave?

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dear god

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That looks like a drive thru, it's got that little window where they hand food thru and a street in the back ground.

is that russell crow?

Frankie Muniz

Slipping laxatives in their drinks is better dinner party etiquette.