Almost every sexually-active person will get HPV at some time in their lives

>almost every sexually-active person will get HPV at some time in their lives

Citation Needed

19 years 0 activity so im pure

Well, everyone here ought to be safe then.

Just put some apple cider vinegar on those warts early and it should be fine I think

27 years old
Been with about 30-40 women
Maybe wore a rubber like 4 times
Always rolled the dice
Never crapped out

Those are just skin tags????

>genital warts are "skin tags"

>Sexually active
Fuck yeah, Sup Forumsros, I'm immune!

Lol

can confirm this does work... but i got a very mild case, maybe like 5 very small dark warts... Googled female dermatologists... google image searched each of their names until I found a cute one... made an appointment and it was sofa king hot I got hard. She was a cute 40yo Jew lady. Her really hot 24-27yo nurse had to be in the room like 3ft from me.
Dr says ok lets see what we have goin on... i'm standing on a little stool. She wheels over sitting on her stool, pulls my underwear down. I have a pretty big cock, and I'm a shower. She was professional and didnt comment obviously. I could see the nurse peeking over her laptop and looking right at my package. The Dr handled me with a pretty firm grip while she inspected it up close. She says no problem we'll freeze them off. I'm standing in a small room with my cock hanging out in front of 2 chicks... I'm starting to get a semi. I figure this happens to a lot of guys and they don't mind. She comes over and picks up my head with 2 fingers and goes to work with the freeze spray. She says alright all done see you in 3 weeks.

I jacked off thinking about that experience... I couldn't wait for my next appt... The build up just thinking about doing that again got me so turned on... My next appt comes around, this time a cute young hispanic nurse. Dr wasted no time she goes alright pull them down... I'm full semi right off the bat, she inspects my dong and I get hard in her hands. She doesn't say anything, she gets up and leaves the room for 1 min to get the spray... I'm leaning back on the table with a throbbing hard cock, at this point only thing I can do is play it off like whatever it is what it is... I'm hard as fuck dick sticking right up in the air all 7.5 fat inches of it. Nurse just sitting like 3ft away and not making eye contact with me... Dr comes back in, says nothing about my boner, and holds it firmly while treating it. Tells me all done, see you again in 3 weeks... Can't wait for this friday!

1/3 50+ adults in the world have HPV, but HPV warts only show up in 0.4% of cases so lighten up bois. I'm with the unlucky ones.

LOST!

I have had a similar experience but with a dermatologist intern about my age, I have a small dick and because of the nervousness of having to pull out my dick infront of a professional docter and his cute 23 year old female student my dick was even smaller than it already was. After i pulled my dick out and sat on the table ready to be examined, the doctor got a call and was in conversation for maybe 5 minutes, bot those minutes went by like fucking hours. She stood right next to me being awkward and all and i just said "well this is awkward isn't it", she laughed and said "i'll just look the other way it's fine, after those agonizing 5 minutes of hell they manage to freeze those shitty HPV warts and i'm ready to go, I still cringe at the thought of looking at my dick thinking "fuck me it's even smaller now"

good th ing im buying pic related, so zero chance for that shit to happen to me.

women are obsolete as fuck. why fuck a disease rage when you can fuck a comfy doll?

Only white people get that shit

should I shave before the appointment?

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Fucking losers having sex

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> Anonymous 01/30/18(Tue)17:52:43 No.7584
i keep my pubes trimmed low, and i shave around the base, i shaved like a day before cuz mine were right at the base.

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"Everyone gets them".

NO. No they fucking don't because not everyone is an irresponsible cunt that spreads them. MOST men are CARRIERS of three different STIs.

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lol. those arent skin tags

>ITT: retards still not realizing dolls are the future.

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My dickwarts are itchy as fuck. Can i scratch them just off? Literally cant sleep longer than 3 hours. Wake up because its so itchy. Yes i had sex with many women, im a trucker.

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eventually disease skin bags like you and the whores you fucked will be eliminated from the population.

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fuck me does it get this worse or is this just a special case? i've had 3 HPV warts and i just got them removed, will they come back?

confirmed works
i get some quilted band aids
soak some ACV into cotton balls, put them on with a band aid and youre all good, theyre gone in a week
you can use ACV for any type of skin tag or any type of wart that you want to remove

Says the guy who fucks plastic.

kek

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are you me?

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>unless you get the vaccine. then the rates flip.

if you reach 30 you become a wizard

pretty sure that's herpes not HPV

Then you get a different kind of HPV - Hella Preventable Vautism

ya I have no idea what it is but thought it was appropriate

Irony
The post

> I'm a shower

in America we get vaccinations before we can go to school and HPV is on the list.

Get fucked 3rd worlders.

What are you doing taking nude photos of Peter Coffin's wife for user?

I was purposely not promiscuous through my teens/early 20's for fear of STD's, got into a long term relationship of 8 years, she broke up with me for another guy and about a few months later two of those showed up on me. Fucking life right, what I get for being careful and a decent human being.

That being said the Apple Vinegar works like a charm on getting rid of them when they pop up, but now I have to have that awkward conversation with women when we get to the point of getting down in bed, lots of fun.

Fuck u bastards. MEN did this. Men who caught it because they were STUPID.

I got vaccinated though my man, so yeh.

I bet that’s how you got your autism

Sounds like she cheated on you, And you got it from the dude(s) she fucked.

No shit sherlock, that was my point.

Am i an ass for not telling girls i have HPV? Like come on 1/3 of the world has HPV

Well to be fair she likely didn't even know because she had no symptoms of it and many people don't show symptoms for years if at all.

So yeh I mean I couldn't do it because I'd feel guilty as fuck, but I guess people would be at risk from others who didn't know anyway.

Well thank fuck ive never had sex

Even though this is me, I'm still very happy I've had sex regularly and still do. Sex is pretty fucking nice my man, and HPV really at that bad, I'd be bummed for something worse but being virgin fucking sucks ass, have fun with that.

This is actually true. There are dozens of varieties though, and the dangerous ones we vaccinate for, so it's ok.

Been with the same woman for just shy of 20 years, both of us are as pure as the driven snow. I love coming to these kind of threads and reading about all you nasty fuckers with your filthy disease-ridden genitals. I almost feel like the survivor of a sexually transmitted zombie apocalypse. Fuck on, you dirty motherfuckers.

Like all of us, life will find a way to shit all over you one day in some way. That fact that it will happen is as probable as the sun rising tomorrow, so take it easy there McSmug.

i kekd several times

that cant b real fam

you're doing god's work

I have urethral warts, they're not painful at all, just sometimes irritable.

Have surgery next month to get them removed

HPV can be removed from your system after a long enough period
I'd be more worried about HSV2, than HPV

Sorry if this is a retarded question, but do you mean herpes? Isn't that HSV type-2, not HPV?

I got herpes on my dick from my third girlfriend, life pretty much sucks right now.

HSV2 produces sores, not warts

the sores are generally more painful

please take 1.5 pills of viagra 1-2 hours b4 appointment.

Fap all the time you can
>bonus points for big cums over doc or nurse

You gotta make them say something man.... how tf are they not gonna say anything?

>DUBS GET

fuck plastic, drain doll of my thick rich seme, inject some random bitch with it, preserve population.

why do u need to actually fuck women?

My gynecologist "it's more a sign of lack of social grace if you have never been exposed to the hpv virus" 80% of sexually active people will be exposed to the hpv virus in their lives and develop immune responses to it. Only a small percentage of the 80% will become infected with the virus, usually immuno suppressed people, pregnant women, smokers or patients on steroid medication.

I got them last year after a cortisone injection for back pain. Had em removed by liquid nitrogen.

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same

>HPV can be removed from your system after a long enough period
sauce

My cock after the treatment, was agony

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usually after two years of zero outbreak, the virus is undetectable by any test

theres a doc on medhelp that gave a detailed answer as to why its not unethical to mention to future partners if you've had hpv.

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>urethral warts

wut

are they.... inside?!? wtf?!

Im in the medical field. Noone will ever say anything unless its very obvious that youre trying to sexually harass or deriving alot of pleasure from them being uncomfortable.

>its not unethical to NOT* mention

WTF my man?
how the fuck does one get that by a cortsion injection?

i would sue so fucking much

The fuck is this one a real one cosplaying a fake one? if not damn i want one right now.

holy fuck that looks rough. How bad were the warts?

yeah, had a cystoscopy done and they found some in the back of my urethra

like I said, they're painless, but just irritable sometimes. Having them removed to hopefully stop the spread.

this gif is the funniest shit i've seen all year

>HPV test

There's no such thing.

How'd you know they were there?

i think that was very obvious since 1st appointment

user needs to take it to the next level
>dubs get
lol

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how did it look after it healed??

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you autistic bastard LOL

no bloodtests, but there is urethral swabbing that can be analyzed
and of course a biopsy on the warts themselves can tell you exactly which strain of HPV you have

its how I was diagnosed

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>i am a shower
>TFW

did you survive?

what a little ignorant user you are

Steroid caused immune suppression and allowed the virus to take hold, unlucky side effect.

Warts were actually quite benign, like small skin tags which is what I thought they were. About ten on bellend and foreskin. Not painful or uncomfortable. Got it checked just to be sure, Dr was like yep...it's HPV, I'll just get my bucket of liquid nitrogen now!!
Open seeping sores on my cock for two weeks, painful swelling. But thankfully it worked and they never came back.

Yep