Well Sup Forums, i just turned 28 today and im now realizing i fucked up my 20s and will never get to settle down

Well Sup Forums, i just turned 28 today and im now realizing i fucked up my 20s and will never get to settle down
>Be me, 22 year old femanon
>Meet 22 year old 5/10 in school to become a doctor.
>We will call him Will
>We date for a 2 years
>Eventually get tired of his busy schedule and mediocre looks
> Meet a guy we will call Jamal
>I think he is kind of hot and i am into black guys, or used to be
> One thing leads to another and we start to fuck, and he is REALLY GOOD
>Is goes under busy will's nose for about 3 months until he finds out
>He leaves me
>After 4 years, me and jamal get married
> I find out jamal has been cheating on me with 4 other women
> I confront him and he punches me in the nose
>we divorce
> By now, Will has completed his residency and is now a surgeon probably making tons of money, so i try to make amends with him and get back with him
> He is now married to a woman way more attractive then me and he tells me to leave him alone
>mfw i fucked up this bad

What do i do now? I'm so miserable

Think about it over and over again and cry yourself to sleep. Wake up again to this thoughts. You deserve it.

mental illness is so interesting.

Who is this guy larping like he's a regretful femanon?

Do you think that it helps him get through med school?

I fart and burp all the time. I seem to have gas constantly and I release it in some form approximately every 5 minutes. Apparently I do it in my sleep too.

If I'm on my own, surrounded by family or friends, I fart loudly without any attempt to conceal it. If I'm in public I still fart and burp but quieter. Even in work and in meetings I fart but I just do it quieter. They almost never smell, and even if they do its pretty mild and passes quickly.

There are only very rare circumstances in which I'll hold it in, the conditions have to meet all of the following criteria:

> I have eaten spicy food or drank lots of beer the night before
> I have farted a few times already and they fucking stink
>I'm in a social environment with people I'm not totally comfortable with

Only option is to an hero

show us pics of you getting plowed

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You are a bitch just kill yourself

Oh shit, that's me! Althought I am more handsome than Will and Jamal is not black.

get over it, life sucks for everybody.

Lol nice bait. This thread will probably blow the fuck up with all the Ree Ree replies.

The fuck is a Ree Ree?

im gay

>girl dates quintessential white guy in school with average looks
>cheats on him with black guy
>blackstereotype.jpg
>whitey stevens gets good job and $$
>girl wants him back (for his job)
>womanstereotype.flv

pic related

>leaving a kid in med school for a monkey man
serves ya right kek.

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>retard

I think it's the new swj marvel iron man

are you retarded?

Try killing yourself you gold digging cunt

Best move is to probably kill yourself at this point for being a nigger fucking dumpster whore.

Tell Will that I congratulate him on his massive success and happy marriage with his beautiful wife.

i think what you do now is show tits or get the fuck out

This. Too many coal burner gold digger. They should all be executed

Show the tits with timestamp

I kek

We kek

Enjoy your miserable life cheatsy mc cheatsermiss.

Low quality bait

Is it super obvious what Ree Ree replies are?
And I'm retraded, fags

I'm glad your ass got beat. Burn the coal, pay the toll. It's that simple

I mean NOT retarded!
FUCK

Suuuuuuurrrrrrrrre

You're sad that you can't lure in another dumb sack of shit with a big wallet? Ignore the idiots spouting "burn da coal u dold gigger" Either ride the cock train or kill yourself.

>be me
>27 year old user
>just split with girl because she never wants to settle down
>solid 7/10
>work as a residential painter
>will be upper middle class by fourty
>I'm not a doctor so I'll die alone

I'm just dumping girls before I can get emotionally attached from now on.
It hurts Every time the turn out to be whores and just biding time til an upgrade comes around.

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That's what happens when you fuck a nigger

This bait is art. If there was some bait competition it should win.

You now have no purpose but to donate eggs

You see shit like this and wonder why sex dolls are replacing women. Women are the nigger of the world

Aye great bait mate. Can't wait, coz I'm gonna be late. I've got a lot on my plate, my schedule won't abate. It's not a bad trait, but I over compensate. Let me tell you straight, I feel it seems like fate that I can't stay and deliberate and myself I wish I can duplicate. But I'm afraid we'll have to separate

Fake as fuck. Jamal is a fucking meme name, them real niggas be called DaQuantrius and shit.

yes i think it helps him and hes prolly has great fun larping

Such a white man shill post.
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Please kill yourself, worthless skin

kill yourself

I have such a throbbing erection right now.

Thank you neckbeard op, for this fanfic of justice.

> burn to coal pay the toll
fuck of cunt it justice
nice larp though cuck

Serves you right Cunt!

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Correction:
>>The stories and information posted here are autistic works of fiction and falsehood.

And now you're niggerstained, enjoy your life around the poverty level.

end yourself you piece of trash.
gotbaited.jpeg

Not one single......tits or gtfo post yet.
The fuck has happened to this site?

TITS OR GTFO

You got what you deserved, worthless whore.
Also post tits with timestamp or fuck off.

wtf is wrong with you faggots? this bitch gets nothing until tits and timestamp followed by sharpie in pooper.

im saying

uh...

Shoe on head
Tits or GTFO
Sharpie in pooper
Piss in a bag

Nothing.

cheatsy mc cheatswithniggers

her looks went downhill past her prime....oops!

Hah, replace Jamal with Mike and you have my medical school story. I became a Dermatologist though. Surgery is for schmucks who want to get fucked on 90 day follow-up windows. Cosmetics is a much better route.

underrated post

I think I just watched this movie.

well, now that you commented on it, its overrated

kill yourself

Op is Will.
But Will:
>wont become a doctor
>is ugly
>is fat
>will die alone
>femanon do not exist

nice b8 nigga

underrated post

Kill yourself Op and try again in your next life.

you should have actually listened in school and made yourself self sufficient, because now you're fucked. this is the major issue with women these days

that, and facebook

You got exactly what you deserved. The life of a miserable whore.

Ayup. Enjoy your life.

Yes and yes you are.

What's a may may?

Chances are this is fake and gay. On the off chance it's not
>14:88
>What part of that eluded you?
>Burned coal
>Payed toll
/thread

AND SO IT WAS SAID

>What do i do now? I'm so miserable
Start off by learning the difference between then and than.

Fucking lol. Sounds like you're either every other whore in life or an Mr a that's been stung by one.

oh god i hope this is real.....in case it is


HAHAHA!!!!

tl;dr

You. Clearly.

saturn returning in your chart. big trials ahead.
look into "actual" astrology or fail your life.
-a literal jewish wizzard

Tits or gtfo

Love, Will

triggered

Probably bait, but good luck finding a quality dude now. How's about becoming a nun?

grb8m8

create an account in ig, become famous there, put your paypal and there will be hundreds of men offering you money for sex, in ig is full of men who call her beautiful even to a fat girl, lmao

Saturn keeps sending some kind of signs lately what does it mean?
-a literal non jewish wizard (because come on hexagram is a meme the pentacle prevails imo)

>After 4 years, me and jamal get married
> I find out jamal has been cheating on me with 4 other women
> I confront him and he punches me in the nose
>we divorce

Just desserts for marrying for superficial reasons. At least there aren't any nigglets.

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Yeah man

YES! Fucking keks

Jamal left her a nog nose as a gift. Lit.

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