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well hung parliament edition

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the corb shall not be absorbed

cornwall results WHEN

just saw an elated boris johnson sprinting towards parliament, wonder whats going on

hung brit boys

parliament are proper rude, was just chatting to them on the phone and they just hung up on me, absolutely mad

would you let your older sister peg you?

...

*unzips parliament*

heh...how's that for hung

BBC election coverage is very comfy desu

RESIGNATION WHEN

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May OUT

the DUP are a litmus test for retards
i now know that thailad is thick as pig shite

When they finish their scrumpy.

Troubles 2: Coalition Boogaloo

youtube.com/watch?v=ec0XKhAHR5I

anime
corbyn

I swear if he abolishes the monarchy (if Lizzie dies) he'll get killed by an angry mob of royalists

>now

business idea: labour rorkeism

she could heem josie

fucking state of may

babestation

love how other jfs are always the ones with the reddit leaf memes

good old dimbleby

who will be PM after May resigns if not Corbyn? Boris?

LUra consburg ded gay slag

SOME FOLKS ARE BORN
that already exists
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Labour

So if Labour fails at their socialist revolution will it count towards the "not real socialist" rally?

don't think he'll do it, not unless canada, australia, new zealand, and all the other commonwealth realms become republics

i am not hung like parliament
i only have a 5.6 inch dick but its quite girthy i think?

what is your opinion on this - will it hold me back do you think?

tories at 308 seats

16 left to declare

5/20 uncalled seats are in cornwall
ah yes

>Emily Mate-less
>supports Manchester *nited
>is a S**therner

Admittedly I don't know anything about them apart from what I've read in the last hour or so.

russians are our enemies, simple as

looks like it is about due for a sex wee

*hangs parliament*

DONT talk shit about emily you gay cunt

Looks good to me
t. homosexual

Boris won't take over a weak government, that's why he avoided all this shit in the first place

It'll be another power hungry literally who hack

there are currently 12 /brit/s in the catalog

shut the fuck up you twats

Can I get a quick rundown on DUP

DUP doesn't want a border

Literally just woke up
What the FUCK happened

need mo money fo dem programs

no u

Heh i'm theresa here's an idea: we're gonna kill off all the old people because all they want is racism, right?

Oh fuuuu

haha just got totally drunk and nabbed 265 seats in the house of commons on the way home :P

hopefully nothing happens because of that or anything haha

>Arleen “turn my taxpayers' cash into ash” Foster

Corbyn should call and thank May and Trump. It's only fair right?

lol
reckon we might've made an error
oh well

measure the girth la'

Bet CCHQ is like that episode of the Thick of it when the PM resigns right now. Rise of the nutters or whatever

A bunch of morons elected a terrorist sympathizer and a soft-core Leninist.

they're like your southerner republicans

big on the bible, not a fan of the gays or abortion, love flags

only difference is that they love the union and hate separatists

This

owen jones hates them

the Celtic Man will have his day

>blairites BTFO
>SNP BTFO
>rorkesurge in norn iron

I'll just top you desu

NEXT TORY LEADER ODDS

Boris Johnson 9/4
David Davis 7/1
Amber Rudd 12/1
Philip Hammond 20/1
Liam Fox 25/1
Robert Halfon 40/1
Greg Clark 40/1

**checks flag**

why are you involving yourself into the politics of another nation? jog off yankrorke

>morning exercise
give over dimblebant

>dimbleby's still going

FOY

>Thank trump
>implying trump made a single comment about the election

He's not like obongo who tries to keep England in the EU.

>morning exercises
What did he mean by this?

It's funny because that was an anti corbyn tract.

we run dis shit yo

C O R B Y N

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*flegs

also they'll push for a softer brexit because the tiny proportion of non-90-year-olds among them cross the border a lot

Why was Amber Rudd just allowed to run recounts until she won?

If the DUP demands a Soft Brexit in exchange for its seats does the Tory PM kneel and hope for the best or call for another election?

Red hand of O'Neill.
Irish king. Not Scot.
Although, Ard Gael Argyle some cunt adopted it and stuck it on a fleg.
In Belfast Cuchulain is on Loyalist murals too.
Funny af. Identity crisis.

good post

thats okay :3
i usually bottom anyway because i am too nervous to top

thank you x

i think its 5? not sure

>rorke

if our only concession on brexit is a free movement irish border i won't mind

((()))

Whoever it is this time, I will be placing a bet on Gideon to be the leader after that

Dimbleby is a good lad. I like him he is in my good books

Anal gaping.

Mogg needs to take control of the tories. With him and Corbyn in charge we can return to the post-war consensus

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chaim

omw to cornwall to teach them how to count again
(will probably end up counting for them anyway lol)

Let's not play dumb here. Trump's antics are poisoning the right wing well worldwide.

WDHMBT?

t. DudeWeedLmaoman

that's reason enough to like them

Shy remainer here

You realise ireland is in the eu

So you're going to ignore Trump's retarded attacks on the London mayor and May's little girly refusal to tell Trump to pipe down?

Davis or Mogg are the only viable Tory leaders right now

will not stand for a Blairite like BoJo or Rudd coming in

Press F to pay respects

>wanted to make it about reeling cum growth

What did he mean by this?

WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT

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