wonder if he's smiling now edition
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It was Milliband's turn
Anime
Is Mummy May going to make it?
haha may
rhymes with gay
'tis brill that Sarah Ogrely is out, a horrid piece of work that woman is.
shut up, seppo
business idea: CON-LIBDEM coalition government
softest brexit possible
no internet censorship
further austerity
Gf: "tories are monsters for wanting to abolish human rights act, tory voters are idiots who are fine with abolishing their rights"
Gf: "i dont understand, how can a convicted nonce successfully sue over human rights violations (forcing him to remove the toupee he used to escape prison)?"
Going to fashion her femurs into water pipes
IT WASN'T SUPPOSE TO BE THIS WAY
IT WAS MY TURN
Sturgeon on suicide watch
Here's how the Tories can still win:
Double Brexit Gambit
Hello Nigger
love trannys simple as
Who are we all voting for in the October election then lads?
Imagine the UK if they'd made the normal, respectable, electable Miliband brother leader of the Labour party instead of Ed the alien.
rorkerag absolutely seething
>further austerity
Stop trying to turn us into greece or spain you fucking hun cunt
reddit seems to think DUP's "soft brexit" means they're single market autists like the LibDems and Blairites
they're not.
the only part of brexit they want to soften is the Irish border.
My willy's gone hard agian lads
big hung parliament boys
i'm not trying to i just figure the tories want a bone too
>further austerity
off yourself
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Holy fucking KEK, that pic
wish i was british sometimes
Wait is this actually fucking real?
Do not allow this dangerous man into a position of power, you have been warned.
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Leave Tezza alone, you're not considered an Anglo country if a conservative prime minister hasn't called for a snap election only to get utterly BTFO'd (bonus points if the pm was pissed as a fart while doing so)
Which party is the most gun friendly party?
JIZZFORJEZZ
CUMFORCORBYN
Can somebody explain how elections work
>Holy fucking KEK
The S*n is only fit to wipe one's anus with.
Hope this whole soft brexit malarkey still involves hard willies x
>media and leftycucks saying this election shows how great corbyn is instead of how shit may is
nobody here is gun friendly except wannabe yanks
Why is Cornwall taking so long to count votes when places like Newcastle can afford to hire Sonic to deliver ballots.
>Lib Dems literally have 'keeping the UK in the EU' as part of their manifesto
>thinking they'll aid a soft brexit
Top kek
>pages 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12
Couldn't they compress that into a simple
>pages 2-12
>Not 'Theres Mayhem's
Went easy on her smdh, rorkes gonna rorke
UKIP: 0
SF = Political arm of IRA. The PYD to the PKK.
DUP = Christian psychopath ultra conservatives.
Rock hard cock straight up my shitpipe please x
yeah but they can't negotiate with ireland, they have to do it through the whole of the EU.
didnt gringos hate kalashnikovs? you know its a commie gun
people vote for MPs in constituencies
whichever party has enough MPs (326) can form a government. if they don't have enough they can form a coalition with another party or a minority government (but struggle to pass laws)
love hard willies
(love big willies)
WE DID IT REDDIT !!!!!
WTF Mansfield went blue
Idiotic scabs never learn
>tfw you could have stopped it
>tfw you could have led the UK into a new golden age of prosperity at the head of a Labour majority by simultaneously restoring British economic dominance while also ensuring the working masses share in the prosperity
M-my... w-what a well-hung parliament.
...can I touch it?
can you make up extra consitutiencies to get better votes?
Hmm that's a bit gay
politically you can't cancel brexit at this point, it's a suicide pact everyone's locked into
soft norway-style brexit is the next best thing and what LD will work towards
oh no, andrew neill
wish this old cunt would die
L-lads?
Because they're all impoverished, cider addled mongs down there.
None of them really care about guns desu, the laws will stay the same whoever ends up making a government.
>Tories in a coalition with the DUP
Did Labour voters just make the ruling government MORE right-wing?
>Kensington still not counted
WHAT THE FUCK
LEARN TO COUNT OR AT LEAST HURRY UP WITH THE RIGGING
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>yfw you realise that Theresa May's tenure as prime minister has accomplished nothing other than crashing the Conservative party with no survivors and possibly fucking up Brexit
Guys... was she a Labour plant?
yeah blair did that for south wales
Its forefather was a nazi gun tho.
It's just a gun.
Genuinely incredible how someone with the worst manifesto in a generation can get so close to power 2bh. Just goes to show how superficial british politics is given all corbyn had to do was look downtrodden and pretend he was fighting an establishment and the voters flocked to him
What about the UK just declaring bomber Harris as post morten PM
STRONG
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so anyways, i was saying to the guy that you can't use a mallet when you need to piss
you know what he said to me?
How many Brexit types are there?
So far I've seen a lot of talk of Soft Brexit, Hard Brexit, 2-Ply Brexit, and Ultra Soft Brexit.
BREAKING: May declares she will "cancel Brexit" to secure LDP support and a further 5 years in power
Lads
I don't wanna leave the EU
lmao this Tory bloke just got assfucked on live TV
cant believe the BBC is allowed to show this kind of bloodbath before 9PM
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brexit already happened m8
YEH BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER THIS TIME LET'S JUST IGNORE IT. IT ONLY MATTERED DURING BREXIT BECAUSE OF REASONS
allri' Mazda driver?
Sounds like what Julia Gillard did to Labor down here in Poztralya
May was a Remain supporter, she has been playing the long game from the very beginning
Labour HOLD Dudley North by 22 votes
>t. arseblasted rorke
nah, we love slavshit
Why? Its literally the second most useless organisation on the planet after the UN
If Corbyn wasn't a brexiteer in disguise and campaigned to scrap it, it would have been perfectly possible
Remember half the country are against it
Eggs Brexit with hollandaise
it shows both
Corbyn proved that a far left labour is viable
oi fuck off remainers
you were meant to disappear last year
There's always Single Ply Brexit, where you're able to get most of the shit away but you still end up fingering your asshole when you break through the paper-thin veneer of suitability to the task at hand.
Heh...
not a rorke and i agree with him desu
No but the Tories have been trying to gerrymander by combining certain constituencies together that would be to their advantage
This kills the Lib Dems.
Having a think.
clever guy, always loved him, why can't he come back?
>soft norway-style brexit is the next best thing
75846216
Dumb Rorke, don't speak to me.
>wanting a war criminal
Fuck off