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Is Mummy May going to make it?

haha may
rhymes with gay

'tis brill that Sarah Ogrely is out, a horrid piece of work that woman is.
shut up, seppo

business idea: CON-LIBDEM coalition government

softest brexit possible
no internet censorship
further austerity

Gf: "tories are monsters for wanting to abolish human rights act, tory voters are idiots who are fine with abolishing their rights"
Gf: "i dont understand, how can a convicted nonce successfully sue over human rights violations (forcing him to remove the toupee he used to escape prison)?"
Going to fashion her femurs into water pipes

IT WASN'T SUPPOSE TO BE THIS WAY

IT WAS MY TURN

Sturgeon on suicide watch

Here's how the Tories can still win:

Double Brexit Gambit

Hello Nigger

love trannys simple as

Who are we all voting for in the October election then lads?

Imagine the UK if they'd made the normal, respectable, electable Miliband brother leader of the Labour party instead of Ed the alien.

rorkerag absolutely seething

>further austerity
Stop trying to turn us into greece or spain you fucking hun cunt

reddit seems to think DUP's "soft brexit" means they're single market autists like the LibDems and Blairites

they're not.
the only part of brexit they want to soften is the Irish border.

My willy's gone hard agian lads

big hung parliament boys

i'm not trying to i just figure the tories want a bone too

>further austerity
off yourself

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Holy fucking KEK, that pic

wish i was british sometimes

Wait is this actually fucking real?

Do not allow this dangerous man into a position of power, you have been warned.

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Leave Tezza alone, you're not considered an Anglo country if a conservative prime minister hasn't called for a snap election only to get utterly BTFO'd (bonus points if the pm was pissed as a fart while doing so)

Which party is the most gun friendly party?

JIZZFORJEZZ

CUMFORCORBYN

Can somebody explain how elections work

ya

theguardian.com/media/2017/jun/08/press-gang-up-on-jeremy-corbyn-in-election-day-coverage

>Holy fucking KEK

The S*n is only fit to wipe one's anus with.

Hope this whole soft brexit malarkey still involves hard willies x

>media and leftycucks saying this election shows how great corbyn is instead of how shit may is

nobody here is gun friendly except wannabe yanks

Why is Cornwall taking so long to count votes when places like Newcastle can afford to hire Sonic to deliver ballots.

>Lib Dems literally have 'keeping the UK in the EU' as part of their manifesto
>thinking they'll aid a soft brexit

Top kek

>pages 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12
Couldn't they compress that into a simple
>pages 2-12

>Not 'Theres Mayhem's

Went easy on her smdh, rorkes gonna rorke

UKIP: 0

SF = Political arm of IRA. The PYD to the PKK.
DUP = Christian psychopath ultra conservatives.

Rock hard cock straight up my shitpipe please x

yeah but they can't negotiate with ireland, they have to do it through the whole of the EU.

didnt gringos hate kalashnikovs? you know its a commie gun

people vote for MPs in constituencies

whichever party has enough MPs (326) can form a government. if they don't have enough they can form a coalition with another party or a minority government (but struggle to pass laws)

love hard willies
(love big willies)

WE DID IT REDDIT !!!!!

WTF Mansfield went blue

Idiotic scabs never learn

>tfw you could have stopped it
>tfw you could have led the UK into a new golden age of prosperity at the head of a Labour majority by simultaneously restoring British economic dominance while also ensuring the working masses share in the prosperity

M-my... w-what a well-hung parliament.

...can I touch it?

can you make up extra consitutiencies to get better votes?

Hmm that's a bit gay

politically you can't cancel brexit at this point, it's a suicide pact everyone's locked into

soft norway-style brexit is the next best thing and what LD will work towards

oh no, andrew neill
wish this old cunt would die

L-lads?

Because they're all impoverished, cider addled mongs down there.

None of them really care about guns desu, the laws will stay the same whoever ends up making a government.

>Tories in a coalition with the DUP
Did Labour voters just make the ruling government MORE right-wing?

>Kensington still not counted

WHAT THE FUCK
LEARN TO COUNT OR AT LEAST HURRY UP WITH THE RIGGING

REEEEEEEEEEEE

>yfw you realise that Theresa May's tenure as prime minister has accomplished nothing other than crashing the Conservative party with no survivors and possibly fucking up Brexit

Guys... was she a Labour plant?

yeah blair did that for south wales

Its forefather was a nazi gun tho.
It's just a gun.

Genuinely incredible how someone with the worst manifesto in a generation can get so close to power 2bh. Just goes to show how superficial british politics is given all corbyn had to do was look downtrodden and pretend he was fighting an establishment and the voters flocked to him

What about the UK just declaring bomber Harris as post morten PM

STRONG
T
A
B
L
E

so anyways, i was saying to the guy that you can't use a mallet when you need to piss

you know what he said to me?

How many Brexit types are there?
So far I've seen a lot of talk of Soft Brexit, Hard Brexit, 2-Ply Brexit, and Ultra Soft Brexit.

BREAKING: May declares she will "cancel Brexit" to secure LDP support and a further 5 years in power

Lads

I don't wanna leave the EU

lmao this Tory bloke just got assfucked on live TV
cant believe the BBC is allowed to show this kind of bloodbath before 9PM

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brexit already happened m8

YEH BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER THIS TIME LET'S JUST IGNORE IT. IT ONLY MATTERED DURING BREXIT BECAUSE OF REASONS

allri' Mazda driver?

Sounds like what Julia Gillard did to Labor down here in Poztralya

May was a Remain supporter, she has been playing the long game from the very beginning

Labour HOLD Dudley North by 22 votes

>t. arseblasted rorke

nah, we love slavshit

Why? Its literally the second most useless organisation on the planet after the UN

If Corbyn wasn't a brexiteer in disguise and campaigned to scrap it, it would have been perfectly possible

Remember half the country are against it

Eggs Brexit with hollandaise

it shows both
Corbyn proved that a far left labour is viable

oi fuck off remainers

you were meant to disappear last year

There's always Single Ply Brexit, where you're able to get most of the shit away but you still end up fingering your asshole when you break through the paper-thin veneer of suitability to the task at hand.

Heh...

not a rorke and i agree with him desu

No but the Tories have been trying to gerrymander by combining certain constituencies together that would be to their advantage

This kills the Lib Dems.

Having a think.

clever guy, always loved him, why can't he come back?

>soft norway-style brexit is the next best thing

75846216
Dumb Rorke, don't speak to me.

>wanting a war criminal
Fuck off