School's out edition
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KENSINGTON HAVE GIVEN UP VOTE COUNTING UNTIL TOMORROW
WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK?????????
>it was his turn
GOD has told Theresa “It is thy duty to stay-on, thereby formating a government for Her Majesty's native realm.”
literally why?
What is Labour's problem?
Literally me in there scurrying about knocking the ballot papers around haha they were going mental at me
kill yourself fucking scumbags
Schools out scream and shout
>schools out
>at 7:53AM
u wot
alri DUP
too tired they said
BBC say this has never happened before
Redpill me on the DUP
Gonna look up some British Porn, any good keywords?
wtf I love labour now
Jumped down a flight of stairs drunk last night and now can't really walk
Danny D
Looks like Labour knows about (((them)))
>right wing is judaified
>left wing is Islamophillic
just cant win ladds
Ugly Little Scottish Toad Alex Salmon loses seat
GOOD
ding dong ditching no.10 downing street
>work in 12 hours
>too tired
well boo fucking hoo, leaving the entire country hanging because you're sleepy. Did they expect a 5 minute job?
retarded ultrareligious incompetents who literally gave away free money by accident and lost half a billion because of it. Google 'DUP heating scandal'
BUT seem to be anti-hard brexit, most notably wanting a soft border with Ireland so they wont just be Tory patsies
v interesting desu
I'm Gus O' Donnell (speaking in 3-rd person.)
they're our party 2bh
>>schools out
>>at 7:53AM
For the summer i meant
You now remember UKIP
What would the /brit/ party's policies be?
theyve probably just lost count for the 20th time and had to start over
torn because the gf lined up a threesome with one of her friends but i have a funny looking penis
CON+DUP is going to be the most right wing government in years!
Net immigration will only go up by 125k instead of 175k.
Take THAT lefties
M8, look at the state of them, they're all retirees and military pensioners.
Oh nooo how dare people feel fatigue after staying up all night. Why can't they all be as good as a fucking nonce on the run from the police oh noooo
Never speak again in my presence.
Why do we allow a literal terrorist party like Seinn Feinn in government? It's like voting ISIS
socialist rorkeism
post rancid cumdumpsters
I think I see the problem.
nationalise pubs for free pints
Stopped visiting Fake Taxi after they stopped having preview videos, but it was nice watching a girl I went to highschool with in Brisbane getting sodomised by a geezer
>brits in charge of counting
...
thailad is one of the fattest people
faketaxi
Turkey twizzlers and ice poles?
Monster Raving Loony Party
democracy innit
>cumdumpster
fuck off YANK
>Middlesbrough went Tory
How did Labour manage to faceplant this fucking hard? What exactly do you have to do?
unironically this
elect people who know how to run a country and let them get on with it
Did the really left wing guy win?
I was at my friend's.
Labour-conservative coalition POSSIBLE
Gimme his dad's height first
american vassal
mandatory slags for all
why is corbyn treating this as a win?
like keying someones car then saying yours is better now
what went wrong with nige's party
since when is cumdumpster a yank word
its one of my favourite derogatory words
he didnt win in that hes not in power
but he won BIG TIME in that he assassinated the conservative leader, sabotaged their majority and has massively increased his party's political prestige and influence beyond all expectations
isn't that all the time
...
might kill myself for real this time
Yes, "they" have won the long game because the CONDUMP coalition will seal a soft 'brexit', invalidating the result of the referendum
I think he's slim
t. thailads mum
its literally shit result for everyone: tories dont get majority and now labour faced with very right wing coalition
either way brexit process now likely to be fucked
just shit
they made a bunch of sketchy promises leading up to the Brexit referendum knowing that they wouldn't be revealed until after the vote
which worked in the short term but left them with a hugely disillusioned voterbase once their deceit became public
also nige stepped down as leader and his replacement was an unlikeable shitheel
Stupid yank
legalise all drugs
flat tax
zero net migration
tax incentives for intelligent whites to breed
instability on the verge of a major negotiation is a good thing apparently.
state issued slags
legal weed
nationalised pizza industry
cager tax
tax breaks for pakistani corner shops
pakis out
the non whites are not invited
vote UKIP
anime possession is a one way ticket to crucifixion point
bantchester should take it's fair share of refugees
tv networks that will display UKIP promotional videos 24/7
state issued gfs
disgusting malnourished chav
They lost their raison d'etre
The Cons supported a hard Brexit so any smart UKIP voter would have cast their ballot for the Cons to ensure a majority and a smooth exit
Can you not reply to me? Thanks. Don't want my IP to be linked to you in the fucking database.
go to bed jeremy
one of your smallest states took 4 days to count
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>flat tax
>tax incentives for intelligent whites to breed
lefty friend on messenger is SEETHING at me for voting tory
>raison d'etre
STATE ISSUED FEDORAS FOR THE DISENFRANCHISED
>anime possession is a one way ticket to crucifixion point
which anime did jesus watch that got him v&?
Are the DUP likely to form a coalition?
montyspov
Takbir my friends.
fuck off
dumb chav
love pints
dislike pakis
hate fedoras
seems to be the consensus rn
>doop
could heem mi5
Wow it's literally nothing. We will just form a coalition with DUP which will trigger even more lefty tears. Guess what sweaty:
You. Lost. Xxxx
I am unironically attracted to Theresa May.
fuck off
not a coalition per se
but an unofficial strong partnership seems likely if the Tories press on with this bizarre 'minority government' schtick
if you ever listen to a yank listen now: unironically bully your friends with leftist beliefs until they lack them
Disgusting nonce enabler, eat shit
My very real alt-right friend is FUMING at the result.
He said Corbyn is a brilliant man who deserves his victory.
FUMING
because theresa is now a total joke who might resign and by strengthening labour, he can dismiss calls to resign himself
not a formal coalition
but confidence and supply agreement is likely
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>might kill myself for real this time
>love pints
>dislike pakis
>hate fedoras