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School's out edition

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KENSINGTON HAVE GIVEN UP VOTE COUNTING UNTIL TOMORROW

WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK?????????

>it was his turn

GOD has told Theresa “It is thy duty to stay-on, thereby formating a government for Her Majesty's native realm.”

literally why?

What is Labour's problem?

Literally me in there scurrying about knocking the ballot papers around haha they were going mental at me

kill yourself fucking scumbags

Schools out scream and shout

>schools out
>at 7:53AM

u wot

alri DUP

too tired they said
BBC say this has never happened before

Redpill me on the DUP

Gonna look up some British Porn, any good keywords?

wtf I love labour now

Jumped down a flight of stairs drunk last night and now can't really walk

Danny D

Looks like Labour knows about (((them)))

>right wing is judaified
>left wing is Islamophillic

just cant win ladds

Ugly Little Scottish Toad Alex Salmon loses seat

GOOD

ding dong ditching no.10 downing street

>work in 12 hours

>too tired
well boo fucking hoo, leaving the entire country hanging because you're sleepy. Did they expect a 5 minute job?

retarded ultrareligious incompetents who literally gave away free money by accident and lost half a billion because of it. Google 'DUP heating scandal'

BUT seem to be anti-hard brexit, most notably wanting a soft border with Ireland so they wont just be Tory patsies

v interesting desu

I'm Gus O' Donnell (speaking in 3-rd person.)

they're our party 2bh

>>schools out
>>at 7:53AM

For the summer i meant

You now remember UKIP

What would the /brit/ party's policies be?

theyve probably just lost count for the 20th time and had to start over

torn because the gf lined up a threesome with one of her friends but i have a funny looking penis

CON+DUP is going to be the most right wing government in years!

Net immigration will only go up by 125k instead of 175k.

Take THAT lefties

strawpoll.me/13145324

M8, look at the state of them, they're all retirees and military pensioners.

Oh nooo how dare people feel fatigue after staying up all night. Why can't they all be as good as a fucking nonce on the run from the police oh noooo

Never speak again in my presence.

Why do we allow a literal terrorist party like Seinn Feinn in government? It's like voting ISIS

socialist rorkeism

post rancid cumdumpsters

I think I see the problem.

nationalise pubs for free pints

Stopped visiting Fake Taxi after they stopped having preview videos, but it was nice watching a girl I went to highschool with in Brisbane getting sodomised by a geezer

>brits in charge of counting

...

thailad is one of the fattest people

faketaxi

Turkey twizzlers and ice poles?

Monster Raving Loony Party

democracy innit

>cumdumpster
fuck off YANK

>Middlesbrough went Tory
How did Labour manage to faceplant this fucking hard? What exactly do you have to do?

unironically this

elect people who know how to run a country and let them get on with it

Did the really left wing guy win?

I was at my friend's.

Labour-conservative coalition POSSIBLE

Gimme his dad's height first

american vassal

mandatory slags for all

why is corbyn treating this as a win?

like keying someones car then saying yours is better now

what went wrong with nige's party

since when is cumdumpster a yank word
its one of my favourite derogatory words

he didnt win in that hes not in power
but he won BIG TIME in that he assassinated the conservative leader, sabotaged their majority and has massively increased his party's political prestige and influence beyond all expectations

isn't that all the time

...

might kill myself for real this time

Yes, "they" have won the long game because the CONDUMP coalition will seal a soft 'brexit', invalidating the result of the referendum

I think he's slim
t. thailads mum

its literally shit result for everyone: tories dont get majority and now labour faced with very right wing coalition
either way brexit process now likely to be fucked

just shit

they made a bunch of sketchy promises leading up to the Brexit referendum knowing that they wouldn't be revealed until after the vote

which worked in the short term but left them with a hugely disillusioned voterbase once their deceit became public

also nige stepped down as leader and his replacement was an unlikeable shitheel

Stupid yank

legalise all drugs
flat tax
zero net migration
tax incentives for intelligent whites to breed

instability on the verge of a major negotiation is a good thing apparently.

state issued slags
legal weed
nationalised pizza industry
cager tax
tax breaks for pakistani corner shops

pakis out
the non whites are not invited
vote UKIP
anime possession is a one way ticket to crucifixion point
bantchester should take it's fair share of refugees
tv networks that will display UKIP promotional videos 24/7
state issued gfs

disgusting malnourished chav

They lost their raison d'etre

The Cons supported a hard Brexit so any smart UKIP voter would have cast their ballot for the Cons to ensure a majority and a smooth exit

Can you not reply to me? Thanks. Don't want my IP to be linked to you in the fucking database.

go to bed jeremy

one of your smallest states took 4 days to count

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>flat tax
>tax incentives for intelligent whites to breed

lefty friend on messenger is SEETHING at me for voting tory

>raison d'etre

STATE ISSUED FEDORAS FOR THE DISENFRANCHISED

>anime possession is a one way ticket to crucifixion point
which anime did jesus watch that got him v&?

Are the DUP likely to form a coalition?

montyspov

Takbir my friends.

fuck off

dumb chav

love pints
dislike pakis
hate fedoras

seems to be the consensus rn

>doop

could heem mi5

Wow it's literally nothing. We will just form a coalition with DUP which will trigger even more lefty tears. Guess what sweaty:
You. Lost. Xxxx

I am unironically attracted to Theresa May.

fuck off

not a coalition per se

but an unofficial strong partnership seems likely if the Tories press on with this bizarre 'minority government' schtick

if you ever listen to a yank listen now: unironically bully your friends with leftist beliefs until they lack them

Disgusting nonce enabler, eat shit

My very real alt-right friend is FUMING at the result.
He said Corbyn is a brilliant man who deserves his victory.

FUMING

because theresa is now a total joke who might resign and by strengthening labour, he can dismiss calls to resign himself

not a formal coalition
but confidence and supply agreement is likely
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lib–Lab_pact

>might kill myself for real this time

>love pints
>dislike pakis
>hate fedoras