Please cum to Russia

Please cum to Russia

are you grill?
i am not gay you know, so just wanna make sure

I want to flood Russia's fertile womb with a hot load

same but my load will be cold pressed :D

only on one condition

a cute ukrainian gf when I arrive

Why

would gladly invade again :^)

I think I will visit St. Petersburg next summer. Gotta see the city at least once in my lifetime

How safe is Russia? Only places i feel confident in safety are Europe, Asia, North America, and staying away from sketchy areas of America.

Will I get a free qt gf(male)?

and freeze to death because your Führer was too dumb to pack winter clothes?

Its safe pleae come here

but you aren't russia

Cute Satanias.

You will get kidnapped and have your organs sold to uncle Vanya right as you step out of the airport and then you will learn to not make dumb questions

what a coincedance

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who is tihs man ? he looks scary..

that's nikolaus tesla, great famous swiss inventor

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are you sure ? because i thought europeans had blonde hair but this guy has black hair and eyes

What? I am russian.

that's because it is a black&white picture you retarded sperg