Oh shit Sup Forums, I got a package today! I wonder what's inside; it appears to be from China

Oh shit Sup Forums, I got a package today! I wonder what's inside; it appears to be from China

bong

open it faggot

oh boy, styrofoam!

What is it

Lurking for dragon dildo

please be a bomb

Huh, what a weirdly wrapped item

scientific china bong base confirmed

Damn, my bong appears to have been replace by a smol gnomish woman thing

>inb4 Hentai figurine

sex doll

pull it out all de way

damn it op

Why is she so bald?

wtf is that Smegol's wife?

dis nibba got elf ears look at that image

ugly as shit. Mine's better.

how much did u pay for this retardedness?

Kek I was close.. sex doll/dragon dildo.... same thing

I got very weird looks buying 5-6 year old sized clothing from the walmart checker when I bought 3-4 clothing sets, especially for the miniskirts

You got weird looks because you were acting like a weirdo when you bought them fucktard. Parents buy their kids clothes all the time.

I also have the unkempt creeper look going. Mostly because I work call center job and havent had a haircut in 5 months, or shaved in a week

gratz on the tard sex doll

lol what the fuck is that?

I think the issue mostly is the eyes arent held in place by anything, so they tend to get a wonky wandering lazy eye effect after too much motion

test roll