This is a pic of my and my gf

This is a pic of my and my gf.
Say anything mean and I'll beat ur ass.

Nice trips op

Dude looks like Gabe Newell

Congrats on finally landing Moby Dick

I didn't realize they made wedding dresses for baby whales
#FreeKeiko

That ain't a dress, it's a California king sized bed sheet

fuckin fred flintstone ass motherfucker

That couple looks happier than most of these bitter faggots in this board. And op is a bitter faggot.

Stop it guys I'm starting to get pissed off.

when was the last time you saw your feet?

Bro you have to be careful of that ham planets gravity

I would say cool your tits but I'd have to send you to a walrus enclosure

This.

do you ride your brontosaurus to work

Op did you marry her because she makes you look skinny

Clearly he needed an iceberg to chill on

I've heard of attraction but this is just orbit.

Although OP isn't the guy in the photo, they both seem happy and comfortable to be with eachother, and that's better than what some of us, 20something Sup Forumstards lurking this shithole at this ungodly hour, might accomplish in our life.

Either way the honeymoon cruise ship clearly has a weight limit

They're the fucken anchors

All the very best to the both of you, cheers

Wouldn't that force the ship to sink forward?

Sadly they were both found dead due to heart attacks induced from orgasms by way of Food Network