Vocaroo Thread

Vocaroo Thread
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Taking any request for the next 2 hours.
>All recordings will have bird sounds in the background
>other anons encouraged to do voices as well

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Maybe not voice. You always make them late at night over here

Kain is deified. The clans tell tales of him, few know the truth. He was mortal once, as were we all. However, his contempt for humanity drove him to create me and my brethren. I am Raziel, first born of his lieutenants. I stood with Kain and my brethren at the dawn of the empire. I have served him a millennium.

Yeah i realized I made it at about 6am est even when im overseas. Whoops..

“The McRib is an alright sandwich at worst, nobody can disagree with this statement.”

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can you read this but in different voices for p1 and p2?

original video: youtube.com/watch?v=b40QdTRaqFk

p1: Oh shit i'm sorry
p2: Sorry for what? Our daddy tought us not to be ashamed of our dicks, ‘specially when they are such good size ‘n all.
p1: Yeah I can see that, your daddy gave you good advice.
p2: It gets bigger when I pull on it.
p1: Mmhm.
p2: Sometimes, I pull on it so hard, I rip the skin.
p1: Well, my daddy taught me a few things too, like how to not rip the skin by using someone else’s mouth, instead of your own hands.
p2: Will you show me?
p1: I’d be right happy to.

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My son
The day you were born, the very forests of Lordaeron whispered the name... Arthas.
My child
I watched with pride as you grew into a weapon of righteousness.
Remember, our line has always ruled with wisdom and strength,
and I know you will show restraint when exercising your great power.
But the truest victory, my son, is stirring the hearts of your people.
I tell you this, for when my days have come to an end,
You shall be King.

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I like the url for this one

Let me know if the voices werent different enough. I can make them drastically different

I craft a sentence to make it impossible to disagree with and you still disagree. Fuck this gay earth man.

Timezones nigga
I like disagreeing though, anything else you want to talk about?

Thoughts on the Big Mac I don’t think it’s good because of the Big Mac sauce.

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- “If I pull that [mask] off, will you die?”
- “It would be extremely painful…”
- “You’re a big guy.”
- “…for you.”

no it was great thank you
thank you

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Also say “THIS, IS HOW YOY EAT A BIG MAC NIGGA *slight pause slap sound* YO WHAT THE FUCK CUZ, CMON SON.”

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[Shittiest Bane voice EU]

"I FUCKING HATE CHRISTMAS HAM. HAM IS NOT FOR CHRISTMAS!"

please

ima just spam jams
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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Very nice jams
Please continue

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that was an incredible jack voice thank you rev :')

Nice voice you remind me of a Lich, could you say “Dead eyes never blink” and "Release your mortal coil."

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I don’t like mustard gas on my food personally

Please say more Jack things in Jack voice, that is incredible

This is my alarm tone now, thanks
Trigun is based

my pleasure user

Shit gimme a second im thinking of lines
Mustard is best condiment. This is not up for debate

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“Im about to go on my lunch break, go down the chippy and buy a cone of chips, no vinegar and ketchup.”

Also keep the tubes coming my dude.

no rush doll dw, I can try and think of some jack-esque shit too

stuff like
"DID YOU KNOW I OWN A SUCCESSFUL SCRAP YARD FULL OF OLD SOVIET TECH?"

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the slapping sound was kinda shit
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You’re very much right this isn’t up for debate, mustard is the lowest tier condiment.

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I can only do his ragesperg voice well, beyond that it sounds sorta Mexican

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so good

Thank you again, enjoy ya foods (cute laugh btw)

Next jack-line

"I BET YOU MY LEFT TESTICLE I WILL MAKE MORE MONEY THAN YOU IN A YEAR ONCE I MOVE TO YOUR FILTHY CAPITALIST COUNTRY"

Brb spaghetti

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hey OP can you read this for me in a sexy voice?

Murder gives me a high unlike any other, it feels like this crisp unreality, flashing and sparkling, adrenaline and shock. Fight or flight mode. How do I even go about describing it. The whole thing was unreal. I’m so proud of myself. I stabbed her like 20 times. Maybe more…She screamed and grabbed at me, saying ‘What the [expletive]?! Help! Leave!’ For now I should explain why. Other than the fact that I’m a homicidal psychopath. I have a deep hatred towards people right now..Yesterday I lost my other gold ring I’ve worn all my life on a chain around my neck as it was ripped off by a girl I was murdering. Fate is weird.

Lmao this sounded emotionless as fuck, automaton headass.

i was trying to do a british accent

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>mouf full of spaghet
Jack's actually a massive Trump fanboy. He regularly trolls me by showing me articles about Trump allowing offshore drilling or helping the coal industry while shouting "J O B S"

Yea, he's pro-wall as shit. My next request was gonna be just jack chanting build the wall, and saying trump slogans, lmfao.

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I see, these two things are one in the same.

can you say 'Notice me user' in your cute voice?

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"Dullboy has better waifus than bobcat"

Chugging my tea and I'm gonna start doing these
His accent isnt even Russian or like any of his Hungarian friends.. he legit sounds like he learned English from watching Dexter's Lab

No rush again, enjoy your tea. Fucking yank with no appreciation of it smh..

That's pretty funny, you should get him to join in.

I doubt he would, also hes at work.
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"problem add is the best producer alive i want him to lick my thighs"

Doing this one just did the short ones first

What is it about chunky white girls that makes them perfect for using strange monster toys to be bred like livestock?

Is it the lips that grip around the knot when it goes balls deep and holds her fast?
Is it how their weight impales them on the flared shaft, letting gravity take them down inch by inch regardless of what they want?
Is it the stretching and bulging as soft egg after soft egg is forced down past their entrance, each expansion and contraction acting as a lewd counter for the their personal records?
Is it the cervix that capitulates when a thin sneaking tentacle finds it's weakness and delivers a practice payload to a womb that always thinks its time?
Is it soft lips that tease their softer swollen teats into doing what a mother's made to do?
Is it when they wrap their curves in clothes that make them wiggle like a whore should?
Is it when they dabble in dirty talk, only to be as deeply depraved as how deeply they take everything inside them?
Or is it how quickly they move from being collared and cowbell-ed, then begging to be bred by the real things, to being the moaning mothers of monsters, with the need to breastfeed and breed?

Ahaha 'gas the jews', was not expecting that one. How was the spaghetti? I ran out of jack-esque things to say for now. You know him better than I do ^^

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I do but I'm drawing a blank now too. I could just go narrate his posts in waifu threads maybe
Spaghetti was good. Little too much sugar in the sauce for my taste but eh there's nothing else to eat here and it's dumb to waste food in eastern europe

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Add some vinegar/lemon juice if it's too sweet, has to be heated through and stir to combine, taste to be sure. Add a tablespoon at a time.


You could do, or have Jack narrating Alice posts. I thought of one for now though, have him detailing his pride in the hungarian border defence against the muslims.

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cold fingers

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I fucked uo after this point lol

Jack narrating Alice's posts.. when hell freezes over maybe. Just imagining him doing the stutter is hilarious. Maybe with enough alcohol..
Also we have no vinegar or lemon juice here atm ;-; i feel out of my element

That was amazing

Tbh I am still working on, so any feedback would be appreciated

can you say:
What about the droid attack on the wookies?
and:
You were supposed to fight the siff not join them!

That's pretty great.

Exactly, it'd be priceless.

"How c-can I h-help, you scum? Does the little b-baby need to rely on others? Fucking idiots."

Fuck, guys, I said 2 hours but I've gotta head out now to run an errand.

Same time tomorrow maybe
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Maybe Valentine's Day ;)

Have a nice errand(?) Come hang out in aneki sometime. Cya Rev!

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