Anons with girlfriends/fiances

Anons with girlfriends/fiances
What is it like living with them? do they hang around naked? tell me the details

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I fart and burp all the time. I seem to have gas constantly and I release it in some form approximately every 5 minutes. Apparently I do it in my sleep too.

If I'm on my own, surrounded by family or friends, I fart loudly without any attempt to conceal it. If I'm in public I still fart and burp but quieter. Even in work and in meetings I fart but I just do it quieter. They almost never smell, and even if they do its pretty mild and passes quickly.

There are only very rare circumstances in which I'll hold it in, the conditions have to meet all of the following criteria:

> I have eaten spicy food or drank lots of beer the night before
> I have farted a few times already and they fucking stink
>I'm in a social environment with people I'm not totally comfortable with

M52 with wife 46 of 23 years.
>first there is the besutiful intimacy of living together and sharing everything.
>then, as the rush of falling in love wears off, there is the formation of a co-dependability, as you build up your life as a couple together.
>then the kids arrive, as symbols of your love and common life project.
>then she starts nagging, because she doesn't feel you pull your part of the load.
>then she lets herself go, because you don't deserve it anyway.
>then she starts complaining because you don't pay her the same attention as you used to
>20 years on you have hormonal teenage daughters and a fat, angry wife on menopause.

At least the kids turned our pretty well!

every girl i've dated has been 'shy' when not in a sexual context. darting around when nude/covering up.

sleeping is always a cunting chore once your arm goes dead. it's nice if you can date someone that doesn't mind once in a while sleeping separately.

the conversation is the best. it's nice being able to talk and laugh about thousands of things weekly, and it's also nice to argue assuming you're not a hot-head.

mutual showers are fun, piss on each other for shits and giggles

porn habits down

mutual watching of shows can be really fun.

you kinda forget about the nakedness after a while but you still grab dat ass every chance you can get

It's the kids, dipshit
Ive been with my wife for 12 years with no kids in the future
I never thought I could love someone as much as I love her
We woke up early today just so we could fuck before she goes to work
It literally amazes me how I feel about a single person

it's great once you get over that crippling fear built into you that you won't pass your genes on. plus i'm sure you get to be an uncle/godfather to someone elses kids anyway.

close enough right?

Fuck off; there ain't nothing wrong with my kids!
It's my spoiled wife who is unable to adjust to the fact that WE ALL grow older and need to put a bit of effort into keeping a relationship alive.

>crippling fear
More like overwhelming joy

Wife is always walking around in just panties.. but we have kids so the candy store is closed. Sucks.. stay single,pay for hooker and play vidya all day til you a hero

This user speaketh the truth!

but then he'll squee when his kid does some cute shit and he'll cum harder than 9035 suns when his wife puts out

so ultimately you can do either.

Married for a most ten years. Long ago she’d go to bed wearing either nothing or thigh high socks and a tank top. Now she wears these awful baggy cotton pajama pants and long sleeve shirts. My conclusion is that women should be like cars: after ten years of riding them you trade them in for something new.

my ex was on fastforward then mate. she was in baggies from like month 8. but the good news is, when s he wasn't in baggies I knew I was getting the fuck in there deeper than frodo in sam.

I'm not trying to do some stupid red pill shit here, but guys if you and your wife are in bed and you want to fuck then pull down her panties and start playing with her pussy. If she truly doesn't want anything then she'll make you stop but if you're waiting for her initiate sex or drop a hint that she's down to fuck then you're never going to get laid.

i mean you just described how relationships go.. sex becomes something that's initiated almost all the time on the guy's behalf after a few months. we're all aware.

This works maybe 10% of the time. Mostly she just sits there and complains like an old lady, which is about as unsexy as you can get, especially with the baggy PJs.

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>sex becomes something that's initiated almost all the time on the guy's behalf
ONLY IF SHE THINKS HE DESERVED IT!

My wife doesn't complain but I can tell she's not exactly into it. I kinda like the "bored while getting fucked" pics though, so maybe that has something to do with it.

When she's not into it I just fuck her for 5 minutes, fill her pussy with cum, and go to sleep.

My only advice is dont' spend 9 years with a girl when after 3 or 4 you start to realise she isn't right for you.

Be brave and trust your instinct instead of being a coward and just continuing on because it seems like the easier and safer path.

I've finally separated but it's fucking difficult to feel "better" very fast. I wish I'd done it years ago so I'd be through it already. This is shit.

its like having a moody roommate, but sometime you can fuck.

also if you're just going for the pussy straight away I can tell you right the fuck now that your failure rate is going to be like 89.95% unless she's already in the mood and wet.

shits like a fucking minigame.

So much this. I made this mistake big time and married her.

ITT:

>betacucks who wont tell their woman their needs in a relationship for fear of being left and never finding another partner, so you settle for some semi-neurotic cunt who does as she pleases with little to no regard for your wants and needs because you're too much of a fucking pussy to just speak your mind.

Amirite?

if you spend time with someone for 6 years my dude there are going to be problems. it's called compromise.

if you jump ship every time you get remotely fed up you're probably gonna die alone. more time spent with someone = more problems, but if you're remotely compatible you fix them together.

if you're truly unhappy then sure that's on you to sort out, but most of these 'betacuck' fantasies you have are totally fuckin normal.

This definitely isn't my experience. As long as my wife isn't on her period or absolutely not in the mood she'll let me fuck her just to placate me even if she doesn't really want to.

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Sorry to hear user. We were engaged, no kids thank fuck.

It's still only a few weeks old for me so I have moments of crushing despair now and then, when I'm alone. Talking helps a bit so that's why I'm on here right now...but I know the one person I want to talk to about what I'm going to do going forward is the girl that I can't really talk to about this yet, since I have feelings for her and it's the ex's close friend.

Fuck you, brain.


Anyway, are you still married to her or did you split?

whatever you say

Given enough lube mine would do the same. I rather jerk off than fuck someone who rather be elsewhere though. Just personal preference.

Yeah, they hang around naked a lot. But it gets old. No matter how beautiful her body is, you'll eventually normalize to it and not really register that she's nude.

Still married. Only because of the kids though. Could not imagine not seeing my kids every day.

tmi but I wish my dad thought the same. I tried explaining this to him a 5 years back and he didn't understand it. much happier without him in my life now, but the 23 years leading up to that conversation were tough.

My current girlfriend gets home from work and pretty much immediately takes her pants off. Naked no because our back door is a sliding glass door but yeah living with her is usually her in a shirt and underwear. Kinda hot.

You just described a healthy relationship you fucking moron, im describing the failure of that communication to overcome issues within a relationship

I saw us heading for that if I had kids with her. Kids with parents that split up, at the latest after kids left the home, or maybe even before they grew up.

Tough call if you think you'd not be able to see the kids again. My ex is a nice person and wouldn't stop me seeing any kids if we had them, maybe you know yours would be a royal bitch about it, I dunno. Here's a song to consider though. Only one go at life and all that.

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>he kids turned
hahaha - this man knows exactly how it is!

use hookers dude

use hookers

Sometimes my gf walks around naked, but she has learned that that usually results in her getting fucked at some point. Especially on the weekends, I wind up fucking her either over the kitchen table or on one of the couches. Sometimes, she'll just walk over and pull out my cock and start sucking on it - so there's a fair bit of sex going on.

Having a gf live with you is just like having a wife live with you. On the whole, they're all right, but they also intrude on your "dude space" and pester you to do things for them. The problem with being a dude is that when you are done fucking, you kinda want to be left alone, whereas the women usually want to talk about what you two are doing for dinner that night, or what vacation she wants you to take her on, etc. "Couples" stuff is what women live for. Men live for fucking and watching the game.

Sometimes I think that women ask dudes to do things for them more as a "test" than as a real need. If you've ever had a cat that was a pain in the ass every now and again, you almost know what it's like to have a woman around - but unless you're some kinda weirdo, you can't fuck your cat. Anyway, those are my random thoughts on the matter. Oh, I got fucked this morning, but only because she wanted me to drive her to work because the snow was bad, so rather than letting me sleep in, I got woke up with a blowjob, but had to then throw on my clothes and drive her 45 minutes to work, and adjust my day to pick her up later. See what I mean?

Fair point. There are times I'd rather jerk off than fuck my wife. Sex can be a chore and sometimes I'd rather just watch 5 minutes of GDP and jerk off.

I've never really seen a happy marriage. My parents never married and it is clear the only reason mu dad stuck around was for us. Never saw them kiss, only hug on special occasions. I do remember they use to sleep on the same bed when I was a lot younger. My older sister is married and she seems happy.

Me on the other hand, I have a horrible dating track record. I've been in one serious relationship and the women was really in love with me so much that she wanted to have my children and she did see a future with me, however I didn't want kids, marriage, or saw her in my future. Guess I've never really been in love with someone. This was 7 years ago and today, she is married with a kid.

No matter how bad my dating life is, I'm glad I'm single with no kids. Maybe one day I'll meet the women of my dreams, get married and have kids. But until then I'm happy with my freedom.

not sure that's how your post came across. most relationships people don't settle with crazies, they turn crazy after you're hitched.

no sympathy at all for people that marry crazy knowing it's crazy, and I see none of that here so your comment isn't really relevant if that's what you really meant eh?

get past 3 years and come back here - see if it still the same

This please.

At the start I used to enjoy laying down with her after sex and maybe closing my eyes. But now, I finish fucking her and I want to go do my own shit and projects but then she will get mad if I go away from her.

Sounds terrible, so there is an exchange of needs.

Sounds cool but it's kinda hard to trade em in after 10 years. You grow old every year so how many decades you have left to get a brand new car? Especially since young women won't want to be with a 60 to 70 year old man.

unless you've got money. there are some out there that don't mind swallowing chalk.

>You grow old every year so ho
grow some balls man - i dumped my mrs after 10 years. Gave her the house and the cars and fucked off to thailand (with a stripper from stingfellows would you believe). Never looked back

This.
Was with a women for 2 and a half years and in those years it took me 1 year to realise the women I with wasn't the one I wanted to be with forever. 7 years later, I have been single since and am happy with it.

yeah man - there are so many women out there - dont get bogged down with one or worry about what its like without one. Confidence

Only betacuck I see is you. If you haven't been married or in a serious relationship lasting more than a year which it seems like you haven't, then you would know.

>fucking and watching the game
Sad!

Naw, it's all right I guess. I'm just bitching a bit.

The sex thing is great. Nothing like having easy-access, and I like her body - it's not super-model hot, but she's round in all the right places, and has learned what it takes to make me happy.

There are worse things than having to take a woman to work after she wakes you up with a blowjob, so I guess I shouldn't complain - but hey, this is Sup Forums where we can say exactly how we feel. Sometimes I just want the no quid pro quo blowie. kek.

had BBC news on in the background once, was about to cum when they were doing some segment on Syria, when suddenly this bitch let out a death wail of the 9 savannas because her son died or some shit.

stayed hard, carried on and finished. you have to overcome these things user. we did mute the TV after this for a while though. my god.

It is nice to feel desired, I think women also value being able to say no,but at the same time like to be "taken" , it is fucked psychology.

I would prefer to have a gf that doesn't shit test me and is honest ,but that is unrealistic apparently.

Women also seem to abhore 100% honesty, you have to be a mind reader.

Not about me growing balls. Its about the fact that age slows you down. Unless you are a chad at that age or have a lot of money, it's going to be hard to trade in. You moved to Thailand with a stripper, good luck keeping that chick entertained until you find a younger Thai chick who wants you for the green card on some 90 day fiance type cringe shit

true. been there, done that.

Anyone married to a woman that's boring in bed? My wife pretty much always wants to fuck missionary sometimes doggy but going too deep and hard hurts her so I don't really enjoy it. I don't want to make her do things she's uncomfortable with but we've only been married 6 months and the sex is already kind of getting stale.

I like boring, can we trade?

Meh, they don’t need to be young, just new to you. If I got divorced now I’d want a mid-30s to mid-40s woman, probably also divorced who’d been through some things, like me. Age-appropriate new.

Lived with my high school sweetheart for two years in college. She was so sexy. Beautiful girl with perfect 36d tits and tight round ass. Junior year we rented a house with 3 of my friends so not much walking around naked or in panties. She loved sleeping naked until my drunk and immature friends started coming into our room to fuck with us in middle of the night. Senior year we had an apartment on the 13th floor so no chance of being seen through the windows or someone walking in randomly. Her body was on display regularly that year. Hanging out completely naked after showers, lounging in panties or just a wife beater. So much fucking that year. One of the best times of my life.

Yup. It only gets worse. Get out while you still can.

Also kinda sucks because I'm aroused by it and she couldn't care less. But considering her job I don't push the issue.

>hick who wants you fo
the stipper was british and teh relationship lasted for 3 weeks! hahaha

Get her to massage your prostate whilst she Jack's you off.

>The West: the post

Now married to a different girl. Not nearly as sexy but great floppy tits and a big ass. Also much more stable and trustworthy, so worth it. Rarely hangs out naked or in panties, but puts on sexy thrift store costumes and acts like a slut occasionally on nights that we have no plans.

she was foreign and used the BBC to practise English when I didn't feel like teaching

floppy as in droopy? Dansgame

its not as sexy as you might think. my ex would spend a lot of time topless but then with pajama pants on. it quickly lost its appeal. she would also never close the door when she went to the washroom which wasnt great. most woman (probably people) are slobs and are awful to live with. so now a further addition to the long list of criteria for a gf is neatness.

I wouldn't hate that. We can trade pics if you'd like.

Don't make the move in jump, the engagement/marriage jump, or the baby jump until the "high" of your initial relationship, or the last "high" has worn off. Just like how people recommend to masturbate before making certain decisions.

Slightly. Just really big and heavy. It's fun to watch them bounce or sway when I fuck her.

my GF gets naked whenever i want

never nags or complains

doesn't make my life a waking nightmare

is just as enthusiastic about sex as every other woman

AMA

Sometimes get borde, but there is a lot of sex.

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I dunno man. I got married at 23 years old, she was 18.
We have been married 29 years this year.
First there was tons of sex, like really freaky shit Then we had our son, things calmed down and we worked a lot, 3 years later had our daughter.
We always got along great, it was a little rough when our daughter was in her early teens because she was pretty rebellious. But she turned out alright.
Now our kids are grown, and in their 20's with good careers. We have money, an empty nest and we like to travel. She never let herself go, she never stopped liking sex.
10/10 would recommend with right girl.

take that shit out of here we're not going to talk about your fucking doll.

recently single so you'd have to make do with my fleshlight and I get your wife. sounds fair.

cya in 2 and a half minutes

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9 year split up guy here

+1 to this post. The girl I left has a good body and decent C cup perky tits but wow do they ever get boring to look at, unless you happen to be fucking her at the time and really into it, then you get a glimpse back in time to when you actually still checked her out.

The lack of neatness around the house is a major fuck off too I agree.

I mean, she usually goes around in just shorts and a shirt around the house, but she puts on a show a couple times daily. Fun times.

You're disgusting dude

They stop hiding farts.
Not at first. Just when they get there stuff in the right spot

My girlfriend has always got her tits out. I swear she does it to tease the neighbours. Unfortunately she also pisses and shits with the door wide open.

man papa bless none of my partners did that. she was open about going for a shit but that's her busniess - she always left the room to fart and I found that cute as fuck. and the other long-term just pretended she didn't fart or shit. seriously never caught her doing it.

..maybe she doesn't..

>take that shit out of here we're not going to talk about your fucking doll.

Yeah, keep making babies with your biological females. Gotta have excess worker drones so the MAN can keep the profits flowing.

Oh, you're miserable? Who gives a fuck, keep raising kids.

mate I'm all for a pocket pussy or whatever, but replacing human interaction entirely for a doll is just sad. at least with a fleshlight you fuck it and wash it and it's back in the drawer.

Guys that are married, do you still get nudes from your wife?

if watching her on the toilet at 6:50 while I hold my piss in counts

Yep.

You can have human interaction without a traditional relationship.

Do you ask for them or will she send them spontaneously?

My ex sends me noodz when I'm traveling. She tries to time them for when I'm in meetings and shit. It's kinda fun. And no, I don't show them to the dudes I'm with, nor do I post them online, faggots. They're just for me, and then I delete them so some bozo at Best Buy doesn't get ahold of them when my phone breaks. kek.

Having a woman is fun. Yes, they are a pain in the ass a lot of times, but if you have one that is game, she can smooth over some of the rough edges of your life.

Like any dude, I still look at the girls around me in my office or while on the road, and think how I'd like to tap it, but then, when you've fucked enough females, you realize that most pussy = pussy, and there isn't a lot of difference between them, really, so if you find one that is fun to be around, that you can joke with or hang with, then you may as well just stay true to that. At least that's how I feel now.

I ruined my marriage, and when she wanted to get back I said no. god I miss her so much,I hate how I fucked my life...

Sometimes ask, other she sends because is horny, while i'm at work

You ruined it, she wanted to forgive and move on, and you said no? I don't understand user.

How old are you guys?

I'm a degenerate who didin' t deserved her I know.

Me 29 she 28

>I've never really seen a happy marriage.

this is really it. i cant look around at anyone 40+ and say, wow i wish i had that relationship

so while my gf wants to get married, and im 30 now, i feel its still a mistake and will have to make up some fight so we break up