I just got my first ever handjob

I just got my first ever handjob.

AMA.

What was his name?

got mine back in july of last year, only went twice tho and it was amazing. seems i prefer handjobs more than actual sex. is it because of too much fapping?

did you go to a AMP (Asian massage parlour?) if not i highly recommend.

Merijn

That's a dutch name, idk how it would be pronounced in english tbh

I have not, is that as innocent as it sounds?

AMPs are pretty much exactly how they portray it in those Asian Happy ending videos. very fun stuff.

she did 69 with me and i got a little bit too into it and ate her pussy. actually had no order at all and legit tasted sweet. didnt plan on it, but i was magnetized to it.

Just fucked a 14 year old AMA
also no one cares op post pics of her/him

>14

yawn, thats practically legal

Congrats youve masturbated for the first time in your life

blowjob too or just handjob?

How does your hand feel?

Yeaah shes about to be 15. Shes a lil slut tho, best fuck of my life.

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What's the value of life?

most are at that age, which is why its nothing special. pointless even. you want innocence and purity to be taken, not sluttiness. retard.

Am I the only one who thinks handjobs from women are shite?

In my eyes, no female could jerk me at 100% efficiency, they don't know how my penis works..
Any guy would have more experience just from having their own cock to practice.

Thoughts?

The only times I've ever cum from a handjob is when I was already insanely turned on. You're right, most women aren't that great at it though.

At 10 am in the morning? Wtf?

thats why you teach them how to stroke ur dick idiot. now hard to show someone how you jerk off and then have them mimic that motion. at that point its all about getting the pressure right.

thats why most of these idiots in porn videos usually finish themselves off for the cumshot. they dont bother TEACHING the woman something so basic and easy. when you see a woman finish a guy off then you know they are doing it right and have been taught how.

that being said, footjobs are far superior.

It doesn’t count if it’s your hand user

Yeee
>we plan to hangout after her half day today
>but she called me in the mornint saying to pick her up
>pick her up and get some food
>get to my house
>sleep, shes so cute
>wake up, she gives me the "fuck me" eyes
>start making out
>she stops and asks "can we 69?"
>"um yeah put your pussy on my face"
>feelsgood.gif
>push her off, flip her on her stomach
>her legs are flat on the bed, with her butt looking amazing
>fuckdatbitch.jpeg
>feels so good, shes saying shit like "you like my pussy daddy?"
>"ohh yesss"
>she rides me
>then i fuck her missonary with her legs up and together
>she sucks me off and swallows
>tells me "that was good :)"
>drop her off
>get home go on Sup Forums

It struck me when I had my first real girlfriend, she had NO clue as to how to jerk it..

Like its pretty straightforward, its a shaft to be rubbed.. bitch done caressed the base.

Are women only good for their orifices or?

Innocent girls wouldnt fuck the second time we hangout, and swallow me twice, pussy.

He's not really good looking, your life won't get any better knowing about his existence

That was about 10 years ago

>That's why u teach them how to stroke ur dick
>They don't bother TEACHING the woman somehing so basic and easy

PICK ONE

"bullshit" would be the correct pronunciation

Just a handy

Useless

The fact Toyota exists

I doubt you are the only one. I do have to admit that he was quite good at it. Perhaps if he were a little more patiend just because he came within 30 seconds of me going at him.

12:30, timezones

Good thing it wasn't

>he doesn't know

you have no idea what you are missing out on kiddo.

says who?

Theyre not innocent if they fuck and or suck on the first or second day, says common sense.

if they don't they're beyond just innocent tbh

why was it not a bj?

>The fact Toyota exists
YES MY MAN

Fuck if I know. He might not have been up for it. I came and didn't have to make myself, I'm happy.

>he still doesnt get it.

first of all swallowing cum and having sext more than once doesnt make you slutty retard. 2nd of all a innocent virgin having sex with someone they deeply love for the first time is willing to do everything to please said person because they are naive and innocent.

the entire point is to break them in and train them to YOUR wants and needs. you dont want a bitch that already knows how to swallow, you want someone that is swallowing fir the first time because you want them to swallow. watching them struggle, gag, or spit it out untill they can do it without gagging makes the experience that much better. you know they are doing something disgusting JUST to please you.

I see you're a man of culture as well.

Toyota trucks? Lammee get a Ford Raptor.

I thought the point of trucks was to be a reliable work vehicle

But then again I'm european

Getcho gas guzzling ass outta here amerifat

Well that's just fuckin psychotic sounding and sadistic. Id rather have a normal slut that likes to fuck me, if she even is considered a slut, by your standards. Shes fucked 3 guys before me, and originally said that we werent gonna fuck any time soon, soo idk.

Yessir. Yota born n raised..
I learned to drive stick on my father's Tacoma.

When youre a lonely neck beard virgin with an unachievable fantasy.

what is your age?

19.

how is that psychotic/sadistic? your slut whore had to have done it with someone for the first time. why not train her up 3 times rather than having her go through 3 different guys? why not just fuck hookers instead you fucking degenerate?

>he doesnt know the beauty of fucking virgins.

>14
>she fucked 3 different guys before me

Dude, why not just fuck street walkers?

The virgin cant hangout, first of all, bc shes so sheltered, second of all, pussy is pussy but her pussy is amazing, and free.

Same, i experienced at like age 15 tho I couldn't slow myself down. Too horny as a kid.

virgins want to hang out with there first fuck mate 24/7. some chemical reaction makes women more mentally attracted to the first person they have fucked because they feel safer and more comfortable with that person, until that person betrays said safety and comfort by dumping them of course.

idk what kind of autism you are going through to think that virgins cant hangout.

there is no such thing as "free pussy". you said yourself, you "hang out" with her. how much are you paying for her movie tickets, food, and whever else you "hang out" at? and dont try to lie and say she pays for everything, dont make yourself look like more of a retard.