What the fuck have you done to me Sup Forums, I blame you all for this

What the fuck have you done to me Sup Forums, I blame you all for this
EVERY.SINGLE.ONE.OF.YOU

>Be me
>31 year old straight male
>just got out of 8 year relationship with QT3.14
>go on Sup Forums for comfort, start looking at trap threads
never used to look at them while in relationship
>get more and more turned on by it the more I look
>the longer I go without sex, the more I like them
>to the point where I'd rather look at trap threads than try and find new girlfriend
>now dick gets diamonds just at the sight of anybody who looks like a girl and has a slight bulge in panties
this goes on for around 2 months
>jacking off to these feminine beauties with their glorious cocks out isn't enough
>want more, want action, want the real thing
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>Start signing up to any and all dating/kink/swingers sites I can looking for feminine cock
>not impressed
>a week or so in and only seem to find ugly, hairy men in dresses and wigs
>carry on beating it to trap threads while desperately searching for my phallic Goddess
>So horny, jacking off up to 6 times a day looking at traps
>begging anons for sauce plox on almost all trap pics
>still finding nothing in real life but fakes and hairy bastard men crossdressing pathetically
>start thinking Sup Forums trap threads are a fictional conspiracy
>fall in to depression
>vaginas stop doing anything for me in porn
>chronic masturbater, giving up on life
THEN

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>message from "Jasmine"
>looks like a girl, skinny, real long hair, not a wig, nice looking 7" dick, small balls, all hairless
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>joke about the amount of men in dresses claiming they are TV/TS, she laughs and agrees
>chat for a few days, get on well, exchange more pics
>move to Skype, looks amazing on cam
>now is the time user, ask her, ask her!
"umm, how about, we...meet up?"
>can't believe she said yes!
>wants me to meet me at her house, she lives alone
Tomorrow is the big day
>Trouble sleeping, can't get her out of my mind
>dick like solid granite, red hot and pulasting
>jack off and cum almost instantly, dick stays hard
>jack off 3 more times, each time takes longer, but still pretty fast
>fall asleep, stomach covered in cum
>wake up and have to peel the bed sheet off my tummy
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>jump in the shower
>shave, aftershave, deodorant, brush, floss, mouthwash
>skip breakfast, don't want my stomach to bloat
>call her on Skype
>she answers, laying on the bed in just stockings, dick is visible, soft, looks small and cute
>tells me she's ready for me, says I can spend the night
>get in my car start driving
>get close to her house
>fuck, too nervous, can't do this
>spot a store across the street
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>grab beers, vodka, peach schnapps and some breath mints
>sit in car outside her apartment building and down 2 beers and some of the Vodka
>5 minutes later I can feel my inhibitions lowering
>stuff a few mints in my mouth
>I'm going in, fuck this, don't know why I was nervous
>ring on her intercom number
"hey is that you?"
>fuck, she sounds so sexy
"Yeah, got some drinks too"
"great, come up user"
>door buzzes loudly and I enter
>only lives on 1st floor so take the stairs
>door is open when I get there
>let myself in
>close door behind me, and then I hear
"I'm in here"
>voice is coming from the bedroom
>walk in

>I see her there, my Goddess, still just in stockings, laying on the bed scrolling through the Netflix menu on her TV
>kick my shoes off, take my jeans off, climb on the bed next to her in my boxers and T shirt
"So, what do you want to watch"
>tell her I don't mind, she sticks Black Mirror on, season 1
>don't tell her I've already seem them all
"Black Mirror, good choice"
>pass her a beer
>spend the next hour or so just drinking
>kinda' drunk my this stage
>Notice her cock is hard
>Fuck it, I'm going in
>put my hand on it, and she turns to face me, we kiss
>she puts her hand in my boxers, and grabs my dick, it's not fully hard but almost there, always have this problem when I drink
>we jack each other off while kissing, then she gets up and takes my boxers off
>she puts my cock in her mouth and puts her cock next to my face
>without thinking I take her Goddess cock and start sucking it
>this feels so right, so perfect
>I start gently stroking her balls while I suck
BAM!!!
>she cums in my mouth
>hot, tastes strange, hits the back of my throat, never experienced this so out of shock I pull my head away
>she carries on spraying her cum for a few seconds, it's hitting me in the face now
>I really fucking like this, can still taste her divine girl-jizz in my throat
>she giggles and gets up
"but I haven't cum yet"
>she bends over on the bed and says
"I know, I want you to do it inside me"
>god, her asshole looks so clean and inviting
>grab the Schnapps bottle and take a huge swig, the cum seems to feel like it's stuck in my throat
>I put my face right up against her asshole and spit on it, my spit is all thick from the Schnapps
>my dick is still just past semi-hard because of the alcohol

>I have trouble getting it in at first, dick is bending, but manage it in the end
>start pounding away, can feel dick getting harder the more I fuck
>notice she's getting hard too, can see it growing as if flaps back and forth
>reach around and hold her penis, start jacking her off as I fuck her
>something is happening deep in my balls, I feel it, getting stronger
>start pumping away at her tight asshole harder, oh fuck, I'm going explode
>dick is so hard now that it almost hurts
>she's screaming really loud
>with the energy of the Big Bang, my dick errupts in her ass like an angry volcano
>I cum for what seemed like a long time, remember feeling it squirting out like a water gun every time it pulsated
>fall back on the bed, see her asshole gaping, my cum dripping out of it
"I'm still hard user, can I do it to you"
wtf.wtf - Never even considered recieving anal
"umm, I don't... Ummm.. Okay let me have another drink"
>down the last 2 beers, and throw some Vodka down my neck
>bend over on the bed
>feel a sharp pain, but not as bad as I thought
>he goes slowly the whole time, actually starts to feel quite nice
>over pretty quickly, 7 or 8 minutes max, don't remember feeling cum or anything
>feeling dizzy now, can't talk without slurring
that was the last thing I remember from that night
>Wake up, in bed alone, can hear the shower
>fuck, so hungover, head is banging
>memories of the night before start flooding back to me
what the fuck did I do all that for?
>get out of bed, look down
>dick is a weird crusted mess of brownish yellowish dried up flakes, asshole feels tender and wet
omg I feel sick
>bang on bathroom door
"hey I really need to have a shower are you going to be long?"
>door opens, and she walks out

>that's not a she! No makeup, hair isn't all voluminous and thick like I remember..
>this faggot looks like a typical male grunge fan
>fuck, fuck... I've just had sex with Kurt Cobain
>the horror of what I'd done hits me like a ton of fucking bricks
>quickly turn, not caring about my crusty dick, and start getting dressed
"what's wrong user, why are you in a rush"
>can't believe this disgusting faggot is talking to me, leave me the fuck alone please
>fully dressed, head for the door, don't even want to look at this gaylord
"hey are you not even going to talk to...." SMACK
>I've punched this homo cunt dead in his nose without thinking
>he collapsed to the floor, I stand there shocked that I'd done that, I don't want to go to jail
>look down at him, he looks up at me, nose all bleeding
>then the absolute faggot lets out a scream like a drag queen had stepped on the worlds most jagged Lego
>I need to shut this fag up and stop him chasing me to my car
>Do my best Bruce Lee imitation and kick him in his manly jaw
>he slumps to the ground whimpering, I threaten him, tell him not to tell anybody about this and not to follow me or contact me again
>run to car, drive home, delete all profiles
>feel absolutely disgusted with myself that I let that homosexual bastard take advantage of me
>probably wanted for assault
>start writing this


This is all your fault Sup Forums, traps only look good in photos, or videos where they've spent 6 hours doing their gay
makeup. Stop making other people do gay things because of your faggotry threads you CUNTS

>she
>her
>girl-jizz

Well yeah, I fuckin realize my error in thinking now if you read the last part

Your own fault retarded faggot

I enjoyed this

Since i was 10-12 years old and first starting fapping to today (25 yo) i've always watched porn and fucked hookers.
Very recently i hooked up with another person, you know, "an intimate interaction" and my dick couldn't be bothered to even get half erected.
It was always funny the idea that having a complete lack of empathy for others and avoid to experience intimacy at any cost causes some minor mental issues.
Now that i can see the results, being impotent, smoking and drinking, only getting any satisfaction from work and still browsing Sup Forums for some kind of "comfort", i still think it's very funny.
The only downside is that i've lost appetite for porn, which concerns me a little.

Also op, tldr; but i guess it goes something like that.

Take it to the grave, user. And do something good for someone to make up for beating that poor, innocent, cross-dressing twink. He didn't deserve all that just because YOU can't handle fucking and sucking a man. Bad karma.

I will be taking it to the grave, trust me.

you should probably get checked for STDs

I will be

This is a legendary story user. You didn't have to beat the shit outta her though. You're kind of a cunt

user is a cunt for beating that twink

That Twink tricked me with makeup and exploited my sexual frustration

Still a cunt because you beat him up. Should've just said shit out straight like a man.

Nigger i know you are either spiderman or scatposter and just want to discourage people from meeting traps, but do you even realize how stupid the maincharacter in your story behaves? Why the fuck would he hit the transsexual after actively chasing him? And how in the world do you think it's ok to groom a tranny, go to her place, fuck her the whole night and punch her in the morning for being a man? You have some fucking problems if you think this is how people are outside of your basement.

Why didn't you ask if she lived full time as a girl? I hope you get fucked in jail. Kill yourself. You deserve nothing good in your life after this. That poor innocent person gave u the night of your life and you repay by assaulting someone you knew wouldn't fight back.

I feel you with the sexual frustration thing tho. I'm 20 and started swinging due to my ex breaking up with me. Feels bad but at the same time, never looked at sex the same way again.

Too many "her"s used in this story.

Accept you are a fag. Always been one.

You should get used to it. That assault charge will land you in jail. Plenty of shejizz in there

You idiot were gay for traps and searched for him on a datingsite. He didnt exploit shit you retard. It's not his fault you are gay, you fucking subhuman.
Also which shade of shitskin are you?

blame yourself, I'm sure you were a faggot to begin with. You don't just wake up one day and start liking cock

you beat up a person you went through extraordinary lengths to fuck you fucking faggot retard

id do my makeup for 5 hours just to lure you to my house than fuck you in the ass and beat the shit out of you faggot op

Lmaowtf I once tried the trap expierience too user. I didn't have the balls to stick it in. I couldn't do it. Because even though it looked like a woman, it beat me in pool, drinking, and tekken tag. It was like an evening with a she bro. Also it made a disgusting period joke, that when the time came for fucking, I told it I'm going to freshen up and I escaped through the tiniest bathroom window imaginable (to this day I have no idea how I fit through it) and escaped.


Point is, a person is either gay, or not gay. There is no inbetween. Traps just want to be women but reality is reality, they will never be a fucking woman.

But congrats on your fag expierince.

I was under the impression that traps aren't gay, but I'm telling you right now, the next morning they are gay as fuck

You idiot. Just because you didnt like it doesnt make it gay. It doesnt even matter if that shit is gay, since gay things are not illegal anymore.
You just have a problem with being gay yourself and hurt other people over it. You are either arabian or southamerican.

totally enjoyed reading this
you deserve it you fucking faggot

I'm white and British

>White
>British
mudslime dectected

Wow you are really idiots on your little inbred island, arent you?
And you even let him fuck your ass and you loved it and still you ruined it. You will be wishing for his ass again in 2 days max, you fucking bitchboy

No, because now I know it's all an illusion, it's just makeup, without it, they don't like anything like girls. I'll stick with females now, I'm straight and always have been

I wish I'd have escaped instead, if I didn't have that drink beforehand I think I'd have called it off. Poor choice on my part

I'm not a fag though, it was just sexual frustration coupled with drunkenness

*laughs in british*

That story got me going user.
You should go on Graham Norton red chair with that shit.

Isn't he a fag? I don't want to be anywhere near gay people again.

I don't believe in God

...

Yup, we found triggered trap fuckers

>d do my makeup for 5 hours just to lure you to my house than fuck you in the ass and beat the shit out of you faggot op

>White knighting a trap from a greentext

kek

>Defending faggot OP
>Yet calling out "white knighting"
KYS

After you, trap fucker

This

Traps aren't gay

...

>gets fucked in the ass and enjoys it
>calls the trap a faggot

comedy gold

You were warned. Tumblr turned you gay nigga.

No, Sup Forums did

Surprised there aren't more

thanks

Right?

I did it all !!!

OP, did you at least enjoy sucking dick? Most women do this same thing to guys. You think you're banging this gorgeous woman then you realize they are the disgusting sewer rat you always feared.

This twink didn't do anything that a female wouldn't have done. You obviously enjoyed it, you have buyers remorse. You need to apologize to twink and suck its dick again.

>trap threads

Blame the Jews who post the faggot porn spam.

then everybody clapped

hahahahah this was fucking hilarious

although fuck you op I had the same transition as you (fucking years ago) and I still plan to fuck a trap one day, although luckily I don't find traps hot unless it's in an explicitly sexual situation

Have you come out of the closet to your parents yet?

If I was gay I'd gladly say I'm gay, I have gay friends and don't particularly give a shit, neither does my family. But sorry to disappoint but no, I'm not attracted to actual men in any way. But a nice, hot convincing trap, I'd definitely smash that.

2 words OP.

"You're Welcome."

So youre not gay youre just attracted to gay men? Gotcha user.

Traps are gay, OP. That is a truth that you forgot.

trap =/= gay man, have you only just got an internet connection or something? The difference between a shemale and a gay man is what this entire thread is about you dense maggot.

Traps are literally men who want to be fucked by other men. That is gay. If not why dont you become a trap?

Sometimes you have to wait a long time for HIV to appear. Have fun waiting.

Kys fagget.

Firstly, I'd be the most unconvincing trap in the world, I'm tall, broad shouldered, and hairy as fuck. Secondly, how do you get from 'I'd bang a trap' to 'I want to be a trap'? That's like me saying, hey, if you want to bang women, why don't you become a woman? Where the fuck is the logic trail in that?

The fact is for me a trap is an attractive prospect because it's something different. I've fucked girls of all different shapes and sizes and although there's the initial excitement of fucking a new girl eventually it becomes a bit samey.

A trap is something completely different and taboo and unusual and blah blah blah, so it's got my curiosity (and my dick) piqued. I could well end up regretting it afterwards but fuck it at least I gave it a go.

Let me put it this way, would you rather fuck a feminine-looking cute-faced trap or pic related? Because judging by your logic, pic related is less gay, and as a straight guy you should prefer to fuck that if you had to choose.

>tricked me
You went to their house
You got drunk
You sucked a man's dick
You fucked a man in the ass, and in turn got fucked in yours

You are literally acting like a girl right now, no wonder you like men faggot

user: im not even memeing, youre opening a closet door. Woman are becoming dull for you because youve always liked dudes. Thats just what it is.

As for your question, both would have to wear bags, but a vags a vag.

Ok well if you'd bang a ripped, hairy, masculine body like that straight on instead of banging a feminine, smooth, thicc thighs n ass then you're the closet gay dude.

The idea of being with an actual man, and I mean a man who looks like a man makes me fucking cringe. You can try to convince me all you like and make all your 5th grade psychology theories but I know how I feel.

Face it dude, some straight guys would bang a trap. It's time to accept that.

>start looking at trap threads
found the problem.

btw, you can still heal. lots of gays went back to sane straight attitude.
go for couragerc.net

>trap threads are a fictional conspiracy

would you be surprised if actual Jews did it ?

This is the funniest shit I've read on Sup Forums in years

But OP found a trap....

>>fuck, fuck... I've just had sex with Kurt Cobain

L O S T
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>I've punched this homo cunt dead in his nose without thinking

L O S T
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But how are they straight if they'd bang a trap, banging a trap automatically makes them at least bisexual

>bisexual

aka "gay in denial"

Fake and gay

I believe him, this was very fucking detailed for fake bait.

If it is fake, it made me fuckin laugh anyway

So people can't be attracted to both genders?

that whole end part had me lost

whatever your sexuality is, i now deny that it exists too.

I'm normal

>implying that anyone who is on Sup Forums is 'normal'

great copypasta. not.
no one looks at trap porn. it's just posted here in a lame attempt of psychological warfare

It's not copypasta

fake and most definitely gay

archiveofourown.org/works/11778270

archiveofourown.org/works/11798901

archiveofourown.org/works/11923920

archiveofourown.org/works/12323790

why the fuck would you attack him, you fucking autist?

you are a fag
you were born a fag
you will die a fag
stop blaming others

that was quite funny faggot. enjoy your aids.

the weak will succumb

>suck cum

...

>fucks man
>straight
Good one.

someone screencap this thread

DIY

I guess you could say you got,

Trapped.

>goes on trap threads
>jacks off to said trap threads
>seeks out an actual trap on dating site
>sucks a man's dick
>I-I'm not gay I swear, it's all your fault
Fuck you OP, if you're going to be a massive faggot at least don't accuse other people for your gayness