The Strain Thread

Hey, remaining twenty people who still watch The Strain, get in here the season finale is starting.

>they defeat the vampires with the power of friendship

Hey OP
How are you doing tonight

I was good until I saw that someone had made another thread.

>ywn feel that tongue up your ass

Let's see who kicks the bucket tonight. I think Dutch is next. Then we will down to one woman character. Kelly. No human women at all.

Oh it was silver

Dropped from 1st season
Get that miserable thing away from here

We are gluttons for punishment. We come here hoping that it will get better but the show always ignores the safe word.

>doesn't like show
>posts in show's viewing thread
wew

>Implying this season hasn't been consistently good

my bad, for some fucking reason walkking dead lasted later than normal. what all happened in the opening segment?

We still haven't seen the Master's new body.

Dutch is the ods on favorite

Setrakian and Palmer might bite it tonight as well given the episode is called Night Eternal

goddam Palmer fucked Eichorst up

Angel was a pointless character.

oh, the Master still has a couple of seals left

You're a pointless character.

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;_;7

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>what all happened in the opening segment?

Just a recap of when the virus first arrived and the effect it had on the city. Basically things you already understand if you've watch the show up to this point.

Zach and the Feeler are the bestest friends.

watched*

I don't get why they wouldn't dump the box in an open volcano.

Kid obviously used that dat feeler to jerk himself off

Wonder if Strigoi can drink jizz

The Master is not amused

Welp

That was hot.

oh fuck, Palmer is the new host, honestly didn't see that coming

He's dead! Finally!

JUST

how erotic

Holy shit, now they have really gone off the books with Palmer becoming the Master.

yooooo old man is the new masterrrr!

is this different from the books?

seems different but good as shit

Very different.

It's almost the utter opposite from the book.

Same
He just got good too

it's different, but it ultimately doesn't change much, Palmer gets killed around now anyway, and hosts are literally like suits for the master so it really means fuck all except the actor gets to stick around a bit longer now

damn just as i was starting to like him

THE CORRUPTION BEGINS

I thought Zach was going to be the new Master body.

This dumb-ass kid is worse than KORAL

he's marked to be one, but fucking with Eph takes priority

Yes. Palmer is just murdered by the Master in the books. Zach becomes the new Master.

KEK POTTERY, The Master is such a troll

This Palmer is kinda freaky

>Eichorst is too weak to enjoy the irony of Palmer being a host.

It's not fair.

and now the shoe is in the other foot

I thought the master just trained zack to be an edgelord so he could become the next host, but kept him around to fuck with eph

he did, other user is just exaggerating

Palmers got his rape face on

Master-Palmer and Eichorst are going to bone.

wuds habbeding?
Alternatively, stream where?

Really annoyed that Palmer was turned. God I loved his character in the last few episodes

Finally all those fanfics will be canon.

How the fuck is Baskets not canceled?

can't watch it live. i'll be back in 2-3 hours after i've seen it. hoping for chekov's nuke

Louie Anderson as a tranny carries it

WHAT KIND OF GLASSES ARE THOSE, i NEED TO KNOW

>dressing full on nazi

Damn I love Eichorst. Fucking hell

As fun as it is, the vampire who wants to wipe out most humans plan is always stupid to me.

havent watched this season at all yet, how is/was it?

Wait if dinosaurs are real, does that mean Master drank himself some T Rex blood in the early days

It's The Strain, mang, like take a guess.

well hold onto your butt because this time it actually fucking works

do you think the kardashians are still alive

No. He doesn't go that far back.
Wait. "If" dinosaurs are real?

Their fat asses are full of worms.

>Wait if dinosaurs are real

It gets good once they got announced to be its last season next year

I thought we run off the Christian myth, you know, with the snake in the garden and 5000 year old earth shit and angels and whatnots

>if dinosaurs are real
>if
What am I reading here?

kek no you fool

Brain fart is a bitch

The Master is such a fucking Mary Sue

What'd he do?
>tfw no TV
>tfw no stream

Did they ever tell Palmer about the disruptor, it might be the only reason some of them make it out alive

man, we all know this plan is going to go to shit, but none of the characters do. i feel bad for a few of them lol

This season was good, is true that the previous ones were shit.

they didn't give Quinlan a radio did they...

Fuck you door.

That's called "suspense".
Wait, no, suspense only works when there's a chance of things not going tits up.

My fetish.

Also, Fet needs to stop being a little bitch and shut the fuck up.

He's the main villain. He has to pull a bunch of shit to be threatening.

Shit I spoiled myself, when are they going full nuclear and human slaves?

Shame there's one more season. This would be a good place to finish it.

I hope Quinlan or someone else doesn't die.

Oh shit!

Did they kill him this time?

holy shit they pokeballed his ass

They did it!

Good job everyone, let's go home.

Eph got cut
So he's going muncher tonight as the twist right?

damn such a great season finale

kek, even they can't believe it fucking worked

They caught him like the rat he is.

now what?

Gotta catch them all- oh wait... three of them got nuked.

Dump him into the Hudson and call it a day.

Plan is to dump his ass into the ocean so he'll be trapped forever and stay trapped

Eichorst probably will still blow shit to kingdom come though

dump him in the atlantic and prey to god that no one ever finds him

man this show always gets me with the spooky jump scares.

They're going to Osama bin Laden him

I wish there weren't ten minutes left, because you know it's going to be bad.