i'm bored Sup Forums.tell me a joke (that isn't myself)
I'm bored Sup Forums.tell me a joke (that isn't myself)
TELL ME A JOKE!!
this fucking website
What do BMW and African hunger have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop either.
WHY IS EVERYONE SO BORING,I THOUGHT THIS WAS NAME Sup Forums FOR A REASON
>ur moma has the big gay
Op
>l0l
Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
On porcupines the pricks are on the outside
(works for Mercedes and Audi too)
How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off his head
Whats the difference between a nigger and a park bench?
A part bench can support a family
Whats the difference between a nigger and a battery?
Batteries have a positive side
Very true, i like it.
What do you call a barn full of niggers?
Antique farm equipment
enough racist jokes,tell me sexist ones instead
Where do you hide a niggers welfare check?
In his work boots
Why is Mexico's olympic team so bad?
Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim are in the US
i guess i'll tell you the dumbest one i know. there were once 3 farmers,the first one said"i have a dog that says woof",the second one said"i have a cat that says meow",and the last one said"i have a bucket that says beans"
post more,i don't want this thread to die
what do you have to post on Sup Forums to get attention?
help me
A skeleton walks in a bar
The bartender says what'll it be
The skeleton says a beer and a mop
i'm dying over here
Maybe saying something controversial will help.
I actually liked the last jedi
i also think twilight princess is miles better than ocarina of time
How do cows eat grass but produce milk? with their 5 stomachs. Fuck outta here.
any more?
Have you heard the rumor about butter?
Never mind I shouldn't be spreading it.
i'm so autistic i can't even have a normal conversation with fellow anons
What's the difference between a man in a tuxedo on a unicycle and an man wearing shorts on a bicycle?
Attire
Get it a attire meaning their clothes but it also sounds like a tire.
Women's rights
good one user,that actually made me laugh
i'm still bored so....what do you guys think about the whole "white males being privileged"stuff that feminists say?
hello?
i give up,just delete this thread,i'll post an uncensored loli thread later and see if that thread is gonna be more active