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'aving a 'oo, sweaty, edition

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Dont reply to me again yank

>britains next pm
youtube.com/watch?v=Y-NjZp7Aurg

unbelievable image

anime

Theresa "this May not be a very bright idea" May

Which of the following two sentences is sexier/sounds better?

"I want you to put your dick in my ass"
or
"I want you to put your willy in my arse"

and

"Maybe I could help you jerk off...?"
or
"Maybe I could help you do a wank...?"

FACT: Americans are better at dirty talk than us.
Simple as.

>always voted conservative
>also part northern irish
Couldn't have gone better.

favorite song: america the beautiful

the waifu

it'd more likely be
"maybe I could help jack you off?"

yes it could have
you could have not been northern Irish

...

No.

Glad to clear that up for you, shitskin.

*gives you tea*
*you drink sludge in the tea*
"yes i have cum" he grins

stop posting this image

for arse willy is less threatening
still a dick when its in there.

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Very bored and nothing to do

keep going please I want to see how little effort I can get away with

literal faggot should not speak for the UK

"I think I'll have you stuff your cock up my bumhole thanks"

"Perhaps I could assist in draining your plums?"

youtube.com/watch?v=WL_sMtQoRGI

on your bike

abdul on suicide watch.

paki voter fraud failed again. lmao

>for arse willy is less threatening
britain - the taqiyya of anal sex

>FACT: Americans are better at dirty talk than us.
>Simple as.
because you have spent your life watching yankee media, its changed the way your brain enojys things so you see their stuff as better. you may as well be foriegn.

does this meme we get to keep the internet?

ahahaha have a fucking word mate


yanks have nothing in their locker

literally everyone watches american porn hun x

whats the DUP manifesto like?

Unlike the homogenous clones
I'm into earth tones, birth stones, and erogenous zones

najib > theresa may

just saiyan

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chinks don't thanks to the great firewall of china

Howling at the absolute STATE of Mummy Mayhem

Not I.

the twat yank has been blown out the water

don't go toe-to-toe with me sunshine

Your Prime Minister is literally a fucking retard.

She called the election looking like a cocky, out of touch bitch, essentially forcing Brexit voters to all come out and vote a second time. Then she lost a 20-point lead by threatening more internet censorship.

I'm really not seeing how you're in any position to criticize US government.

Might work on a farm over summer for money. Thoughts?

vpn/proxy
yes you do

you swole?

alri donald

drinking french wine

Boris when?

>taqiyya
thats muzzie lying right?
Mate. We all tell tall tales to women do we not?
Don't impose your sharia on me please cheers la.

donny is based

soon all porn will be banned in the UK as well

ahaha well our Prime Minister's campaign hasn't been linked to high treason with an enemy power and our previous PM didnt criminally misuse an email server and compromise national seciurity so i reckon we're already doing quite well

in what way is she a conservative anyhow
loves muslims, multiculturalism, and censorship. hates hate speech

No, quite skinny

Ur dum lamo

I sincerely hope you all voted blank mates

Mummy May is on lads

the person who wrote that isn't anywhere near as smart as they think they are.

She doesn't have enough power to do anything

Why is that this general is always talking about politics and the others don't?

>ahaha
stopped reading there
howzit reddit?

how right-wing are the DUP?

*teleports willy inside of you*
nothing personnel, kafir

/r/the_donald

she mentioned the 'sheed

Because our politics are really fun to meme

why did he slap her tit?

and what's the damage? I'd rather she lose the popularity contest in an honest campaign than win based on lies and spend the next five years cucking everyone who voted for her

bnp-lite

>government that can provide certainty
HOWLING

you really shouldn't be applying the US's overton window to Britain, or really any other country.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overton_window

what is "conservative" or "progressive" to them is entirely different to what it is for us, because they have a different window and different current frame of reference for discourse.

jesus

I think it's loosely related to the general election we just had

what is certainty

autism

Don't reply to me

the opposite of poland

wtf

>DUP coalition confirmed

HOWLING

lefty/pol/ BTFO

i reply you on behalf of the australian just to remind you that you are a dumb yankee cunt

YOU HAD ONE JOB TORIES FUCKING HELL FUCK OFF

I want Pretty Patel to batter my Brit boy bollocks

went for a high five, she didn't

Oh, I didn't know

>tfw no bizarro rorkesheed gf

fuck off ryan you nonce

dup are terrorist sympathising scum propping up the tories in a coalition of chaos

Odds I make a cheese toastie and go to the lab

Evens I have a pint and go to the lab

Doubles I have TWO PINTS and lab

i know labour are happy but doesn't a parliament where theres no clear winner introduce lots of problems?
nothing will get done. the tories will want to pass something and get rebuffed and vice versa if the opposition want to do something. doesn't seem to be a result conducive to effective state management.

>come together she says
>let's get to work mummy says

sounds like the motto of a knocking shop in Marrakesh tbqh ngl

Make no mistake, /brit/ WILL be banned under Therorkesa May's new government.

>coalition of chaos
next band name

D U P
U
P

that's politics

will be interesting to see what happens when an true right-wing party has some influence in government.

i need that big cumshot

Censorship is a conservative trait you nosepicker
She's an authoritarian hag who hates kids and fears the internet, firmly dedicated to keeping her middle-upper class voting base happy by constantly penalising the poor
The party just pushes for social justice stuff to try and keep all the youths voting for labour

probably a good thing. i've dumped far too much of my life here.

JUST DUP MY SHIT UP

where is this from?

>Censorship is a conservative trait you nosepicker
and of the far-left. as evidenced many, many times in the last few years.

just woke up, staying up til 6am was pointless

LETS GO DUPING MENTAL

I wish I had bet more than £20 now