Not smelling and fapping to your sister's worn underwear

>Not smelling and fapping to your sister's worn underwear
Explain yourself

You know, if I had a sister, I would.

Doesn’t smell good. I’ve tried.. like ass and sweaty ass

yup

> smelling the clothes of my friend's girlfriend
sounds better

>not a degenerate

Fuck off back to redddit

Is it weird that I smell my wife's worn underwear while watching porn and jack off to it, yet still have enough left in the tank to have sex with her when she gets home?

i'm not a pedophile

Sweaty vaginas and assholes don't smell nice so I don't want to sniff the fabric that rubs against them all day

it means you're still sexually attracted to your spouse which is good for a relationship I guess

Done this.
Damn good fap session.

My sisters been dead for 15 years. But I totally would.

It's normal.

I've very suspicious of any man that doesn't jack off to the dirty underwear of women around him. It's honestly natural and extremely common.

If you notice, humans, compared to almost all other mammals, have a literally retarded and sub-mammal sense of smell. A dog can smell everyone in the room the moment they enter and know where they've been, if a woman is pregnant, etc. We can barely smell anything, but that instinct still exists deep in our collective nervous systems, as mammals.

This is EXACTLY why I picked doing the laundry as one of my chores.

Three sisters = fap like crazy on their panties, skirts and bras, then wash the evidence away.

I'm really starting to get worried there's something wrong with me. If I don't cum at least every day, I get angry more easily and my balls start to hurt. If I were to tell my wife I smell her underwear and jerk off, I'm 100% certain she would be upset with me for it. Not because of the underwear, but because I jacked off. She doesn't like me doing it.

cause thats gross

i prefer to wear them while humping my pillow until i cum

Of course not user. You're supposed to blast your cum in her hot wet vag.

But if you're not into it I'm sure she can find some 19-year-old to do it.

This one is odd and I'm curious if any other anons have this or is it just me.

I can tell when my wife is ovulating based off smell. I can also tell the day before she starts her period.

Not by picking up her underwear and smelling, all she has to do is walk by me. I can then tell is she's in heat or about to start.

I do with my girlfriend all the time. At first I would have to snatch them from her when she took a shower, but now she hands them to me because she thinks it's sweet and endearing that I obsess and am aroused over her scent.

Not all women are so understanding, though, and like to pretend they smell like milk and honey, instead of raw pheromones.

You're misunderstanding. I can jack off during the day and still have sex with her at night, she will still be upset I jacked off.

Yes on both counts. Period, I can smell it in the entire house, everywhere she goes, but ovulation is much more subtle, and I have to be playing with her to really notice. Her girl fluids feel different during ovulation, too. It's very subtle, but definitely there.

I only see my girlfriend a few times a week, and I can literally cum half a dozen times in a weekend, so if you're asking if that's abnormal, no, men can cum constantly based on their stamina, but it's normal for your woman to not want you to cum without her. women in a normal long term relationship, normally feel very possessive of your sexuality, as you should be of hers.

This thread makes me hard.

I have a panty obsession. I think about panties more than sex itself. If I see an attractive girl, all I think of is "I wonder what her panties must smell like?"

Agreed. Except I don't have to be as close as what you said. It makes my head spin and gives me an instant hard on. I'm like a teenager all over again where the only thing I can think of is how can I get my cock into her...

she is 9

Literally don't have a sister.

We've had that conversation though. I wouldn't mind, at all, if she felt the urge and played with herself during the day. We have a rule though, we never deny the other sex unless there's a physical challenge. (Sickness, sprained ankle, etc.)

I'm having a hard time understanding that if I'm playing with myself to her, why is she so upset about it? She tells me "that's supposed to be my job." But I'm still having a hard time wrapping my head around it. Strictly because if the roles were reversed, I wouldn't mind it. Just send me some dirty pics of you doing it.

Yea I'd wait until she's like 15

Dude, you just need to pump your cum inside her. Like, why the fuck are you jacking off at all, if you can just bust a nut in your wife at will? Think about that. She probably does all the time.

She'll see it as a slight, that there's something wrong with her. do you love the underwear more than her? do you prefer her smell over her person? Is it about her clothes? blah blah blah, she will worry and stress about it if she's that kind of girl.

It's like anything else, dude. Try introducing your desire to smell her underwear while she's there, if you're really into it. Or just keep it to yourself, since it's not cheating to jack off, only dishonest if you had agreed not to, for some reason.

I'll be in prison by then

my sister is fat, 40 and has down syndrome

so what, you do it in front of her?

Fair point. I don't love the smell or enjoy the feeling of my hand over her. I'm just that damn horny. Honestly. I'm in my 30's and can still go like I'm in my teens. In that department, I don't like exercising self control. I fear that if I start to inhibit those impulses, I'll lose the drive like other people my age.

I know user, I'm fucked in the head.

1. Don't have a sister
2. Panties are only arousing when they are being worn. Otherwise they are just a piece of cloth

I'd be busting a nut in her at night and in the morning. Send her into work with your cum inside her every morning. That should help things out.

It's weird that you're married but still browse Sup Forums

gtfo normie

I would do mornings, but she is not a morning person at all. Like, better not even touch her until she's been up for at least 1 hour AND had her coffee.

Agreed.

wow, hold up, son....


Her being asleep or groggy or grumpy is not a physical challenge. If she doesn't let you bust a nut in her while she's still in bed with you, that's a violation of your agreement with her.

I only ever had sex with my girlfriend in the mornings, because I was too tired at night after a day of work, and so, around 4 in the morning, I'd just roll over onto her, cum inside and go back to bed for an hour or so before getting up for work.

It's the best.

Valid. I might try that angle. See, there are good reasons I keep coming to Sup Forums

No joke, I've woken up and been inside her. I try to have sex with her in my sleep. But when she's tired, it's like a fucking robot move for her. Hands just going up and down my back in a constant, non-changing, motion. Kind of funny.

Fuck one of them and control your weird urges

Years back I worked as a construction worker and every time we worked at a house, I went to the bathroom and sneaked through the laundry bin and looked for some panties of the females who lived there. But my sister‘s were never my target.

When I was a kid, my sister would take advantage of my natural curiosity and let me see her pussy for my allowance. worked every time.

>Son, didn't we just give you your allowance, what did you do with it?
>idk, stuff...

I started collecting her used underwear at some point. She always had white cotton panties and now I think that's the most erotic thing in the world a woman can wear, just a pair of normal full white panties and a camisole. Makes me diamonds thinking about it.. thanks sis, I guess...

Did that with my ex gf

I would if I could, but that would get me #MeToo'd.

Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

Do you know where you might find the answers to get what you want without getting Metoo'd?

Not from a Jedi....

I loved any smell that came off of my gf. We dated over the summer, she had lots of free time since she's a teacher, she'd go sometimes 3 days without showering. She didn't stink but had a very strong unique smell of her own. I fucking loved that shit. My favorite thing was waking her up in the morning by grabbing her ass, she'd grab my dick and start jerking me off while I buried my face in her pit. It was so hot.

I once smelled a cute roommate's underwear, carelessly left in plain sight.
It didn't smell like anything, and it did not arouse me.
Which leads me to believe that this is just a dumb meme.

My first sexual experience involved my sister(21 at the time). I had been sneaking in her room at the time, watching her change and such. I feel she knew I was there because she'd always laugh. She was absolutely beautiful, brunette, breeding hips, great ass and amazing tits. I guess I was making too much noise that day because she called me out.

"user? What are you doing in here you little creep?"

She saw me staring I guess and she moved close to me and I asked me if I wanted to touch her breasts. My heart was absolutely pounding, it was so wrong but we both wanted it. She slowly guided her hand towards her chest, but right before it happened my mom got scared And said, “You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.” I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought, “Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!” I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

It had been a while, but honestly, I was ready to call bullshit, as soon as you said she'd always laugh.